Dina to Porn Guy: Breast Wishes to You, Sucker  —  Dina Lohan is ready to roll heads, after learning from TMZ that her 14-year-old daughter had a casting call with a big-time, award winning porn director.  —  Ali Lohan's rep tells us the girl had no idea that Peter Davy was behind such classics as …

Paris' Parents to McCain: How Dare You  —  This has gotta hurt.  We did some digging and found Rick and Kathy Hilton gave the John McCain campaign $4,600 this year, and Johnny boy has now taken a shot at their lil' girl.  —  According to the Federal Election Commission website, the Hilton's contributed the dough last March.

FIRST LOOK: Christina Aguilera Wishes Macy's Happy Birthday  —  Christina Aguilera is helping wish Macy's a happy birthday, with her new striking ad.  —  As Macy's celebrates turning 150 this October, it has enlisted some star power to help spread the word.

Mitch: I'll find pal who gave ‘E’ to Amy  —  AMY WINEHOUSE's furious father is convinced a “pal” sparked her string of terrifying fits by spiking her drink with the killer drug ecstasy.  —  And last night he vowed to find out who was responsible for landing the troubled singer back in hospital once again.

Bachelor Matt Grant: It's Not Cool to Keep My Ring  —  Despite his ex-fiancée's claims, Bachelor Matt Grant is definitely not okay with Shayne Lamas keeping their engagement ring.  —  “It wasn't a ‘gift’ so much,” the Birtish-born financier tells PEOPLE.  “It's not a television or a handbag.

Whoopi Goldberg: 'I've Had 50 Lovers'  —  Whoopi at last night's debut of her role in Xanadu on  —  Broadway.  —  Photo: Getty Images  —  During a discussion on The View moments ago, Barbara Walters teased her Friday interviewee, the First Lady of France, Carla Bruni.

Brody: Stephanie Pratt “a Million Times Worse” Than Spencer  —  Think Spencer Pratt is bad?  —  He's nothing compared to his sister Stephanie.  —  So says Brody Jenner.  —  “She's a million times worse!”  Jenner, 24, told Usmagazine.com at Ryan Sheckler's X Games Celebrity Golf Tournament …

‘The Hills’: They Shoot, Lauren Conrad Scores  —  Once upon a time, a pretty Laguna Beach girl agreed to let MTV film her life.  Now, she's a millionaire mini-mogul whose world as a celebrity bears little resemblance to what TV viewers see.  Still, fans can't get enough

Britney to Sam: I Quit You  —  Our sources say Britney Spears' hanger-on-er Sam Lutfi won't be legally restrained from getting his Brit fix, but it doesn't matter because she's over him.  —  We're told Brit's lawyers will not ask for a new restraining order when the existing one expires tomorrow.

Britney — Saner, But Still....  In case you read otherwise, sources tell us Britney's conservatorship will definitely not end tomorrow.  —  There are reports Britney Spears will become a free woman tomorrow when lawyers for the conservatorship go to court to announce their intentions.

Omarosa: I knocked Wendy out  —  As one of America's favorite reality TV villains, Omarosa is used to defending herself, but she went on the offensive during a recent appearance on The Wendy Williams Show.  “She's been talking smack about me for the past five years and she thought I'd go on her show, forgetting about it?”

Tom Cruise's mom & sister stay at the Scientology Centre  —  Since Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes married and had their daughter Suri in 2006, their Beverly Hills mansion has been filled with laughter and love — and a lot of people.  “We live with my sister-in-law, her two sons, my mother-in-law …

OK!  Exclusive: Jamie Lynn's Wedding Plans  —  Jamie Lynn Spears is ready to say “I do!”  She already has a handsome fiancé in Casey Aldridge, an adorable baby in Maddie and a new house.  Now OK! can exclusively reveal that the former Zoey 101 star has already started planning her wedding …