Dina to Porn Guy: Breast Wishes to You, Sucker  —  Dina Lohan is ready to roll heads, after learning from TMZ that her 14-year-old daughter had a casting call with a big-time, award winning porn director.  —  Ali Lohan's rep tells us the girl had no idea that Peter Davy was behind such classics as …

Paris' Parents to McCain: How Dare You  —  This has gotta hurt.  We did some digging and found Rick and Kathy Hilton gave the John McCain campaign $4,600 this year, and Johnny boy has now taken a shot at their lil' girl.  —  According to the Federal Election Commission website, the Hilton's contributed the dough last March.

FIRST LOOK: Christina Aguilera Wishes Macy's Happy Birthday  —  Christina Aguilera is helping wish Macy's a happy birthday, with her new striking ad.  —  As Macy's celebrates turning 150 this October, it has enlisted some star power to help spread the word.

Mitch: I'll find pal who gave ‘E’ to Amy  —  AMY WINEHOUSE's furious father is convinced a “pal” sparked her string of terrifying fits by spiking her drink with the killer drug ecstasy.  —  And last night he vowed to find out who was responsible for landing the troubled singer back in hospital once again.

Bachelor Matt Grant: It's Not Cool to Keep My Ring  —  Despite his ex-fiancée's claims, Bachelor Matt Grant is definitely not okay with Shayne Lamas keeping their engagement ring.  —  “It wasn't a ‘gift’ so much,” the Birtish-born financier tells PEOPLE.  “It's not a television or a handbag.

Whoopi Goldberg: 'I've Had 50 Lovers'  —  Whoopi at last night's debut of her role in Xanadu on  —  Broadway.  —  Photo: Getty Images  —  During a discussion on The View moments ago, Barbara Walters teased her Friday interviewee, the First Lady of France, Carla Bruni.

Brody: Stephanie Pratt “a Million Times Worse” Than Spencer  —  Think Spencer Pratt is bad?  —  He's nothing compared to his sister Stephanie.  —  So says Brody Jenner.  —  “She's a million times worse!”  Jenner, 24, told Usmagazine.com at Ryan Sheckler's X Games Celebrity Golf Tournament …

Judge Judy Is Not Taking Any Chances  —  In case you missed it, here's a video of yesterday's earthquake interrupting the “Judy Judy” set.  Judge Judy sort of looks around at the beginning of the quake.  She was thinking, “I know I'm powerful, but damn.”  When the shaking really starts, Judge Judy busts out of that bitch.

OK!  Exclusive: Jamie Lynn's Wedding Plans  —  Jamie Lynn Spears is ready to say “I do!”  She already has a handsome fiancé in Casey Aldridge, an adorable baby in Maddie and a new house.  Now OK! can exclusively reveal that the former Zoey 101 star has already started planning her wedding …

Top Chef's Sam Talbot Engaged  —  Sam Talbot, the heartthrob finalist from Top Chef season two, is engaged to his Colombian girlfriend, Paola Guerro, he tells PEOPLE exclusively.  —  “I'm so in love it's unreal.  We got engaged this weekend,” Talbot gushed on Wednesday.

HE'S FREE-LANCE  —  SUMMER lovin' between Lance Armstrong and Kate Hudson is over.  Sources said they tried to make it work, but the constant bickering and their travel schedules drove them apart.  Hudson made a last-ditch effort last week, traveling to see her beau in Ohio for his Livestrong Summit …

Who Is Samantha Ronson?  —  The Professional Partier Is a Fixture in Lindsay Lohan's Life  —  She's been called a girlfriend, a gal pal, a sober buddy and a scene-maker.  —  But who exactly is Samantha Ronson?  —  Ronson, 30, has been linked to Lindsay Lohan, 22, for more than a year.

PETA Poster Drove Corey Feldman To Get Plastic Surgery  —  A new PETA poster prompted former child star Corey Feldman to call on his wife's cosmetic surgeon and ask him to perform liposuction.  The star felt he looked chubby in the new ‘Give Peas A Chance’ ad to promote vegetarianism and decided to tone his tummy through surgery.

Omarosa: I knocked Wendy out  —  As one of America's favorite reality TV villains, Omarosa is used to defending herself, but she went on the offensive during a recent appearance on The Wendy Williams Show.  “She's been talking smack about me for the past five years and she thought I'd go on her show, forgetting about it?”