LISA MARIE PRESLEY'S HAVING TWINS!  —  Baby news!  —  ET breaks the news that Lisa Marie Presley is expecting twins with hubby Michael Lockwood!  And Lisa Marie tells ET they're due in the fall!  Twins run in the Presley family.  Lisa Marie's dad, Elvis, was a twin, and her mother, Priscilla, has younger brothers who are twins.

OK!  Exclusive: Dina Lohan Fires Back at Anderson Cooper  —  It almost goes without saying that the Lohan family takes a fair amount of criticism in the media, most of which the family pubicly ignores.  —  But when CNN's Anderson Cooper went on a rant on this morning's Live with Regis & Kelly …

Lindsay & Samantha Hang with Ronson Clan in Miami  —  Lindsay Lohan (left) and Samantha Ronson at Miami Beach hotel pool  —  After their affectionate weekend in Chicago for a music festival, Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson racked up more frequent-flyer miles and touched down in Miami Monday afternoon.

Pictured: The horrific car crash which nearly killed Morgan Freeman  —  This is the mangled wreckage of Morgan Freeman's car after the horrifying crash which left the actor fighting for his life.  —  The 71-year-old was airlifted to hospital with multiple broken bones following the accident in Mississippi.

Under the knife yet again: Jordan arrives in LA for surgery to reduce her famous assets  —  As she arrived in Los Angeles yesterday the bountiful assets that made Katie Price her fortune were proudly on show.  —  But the mum-of-three will be returning to Britain without her oversized implants.

American Idol Runner-Up Bo Bice & Wife Welcome Baby Boy  —  Bice, 32, and Fisher wed in July 2005 in Helena, Alabama.  Their son Aidan was born in September 2005.  —  “[Caleb] is a good biblical name,” Bice said at the American Idol finale show in May.  “We stuck with that with both kids …

MEGATRON GETS TANKED  —  Last week MTV essentially reran a story we ran months ago, but with different sources: yes, the villain in Transformers 2 is The Fallen, the Satan equivalent Transformer from the recent comic books.  Now I'm coming at you with new TF2 news: Megatron is coming back.

Mary Louise Parker Nude Video from Weeds  —  Well it's about frickin' time!  On this week's episode of Weeds, we finally got to see Mary Louise Parker nude in a very hot sex scene.  Now, I'll admit, I haven't actually watched Weeds since the beginning of Season 3.  It got slow, repetitive, and I just didn't care anymore.

Gwen Looks Ready to Pop Out With Gavin and Kingston!  —  Seeing yesterday's photos of Gavin and Kingston's weekend trip to the farmers market, we were wondering about the whereabouts of Gwen, and here she is!  The family, including the super-expectant mama, spent Monday afternoon out together in Beverly Hills.

Chace Crawford Admits Gossip Girl Is “a Weight on My Conscience”  —  Chace Crawford says he can sometimes get uncomfortable with the racy undertone of his CW hit Gossip Girl.  —  “Is that a weight on my conscience?”  Crawford says in a new interview with London's The Independent.  “Well, yes, I think it is.

Attention Whores  —  This kiss between raggedy cotton ball Aubrey O'Day and socialtard Lydia Hearst is about as erotic as a blow job in a rest top bathroom.  Trust me, there's nothing sexy about sucking dick in a rest stop bathroom.  Especially because you're asking yourself if the rancid pee smell …

Madonna's Costumes for her Sticky and Sweet Tour  —  Most people are lucky to work with Madonna once.  Costume designer Arianne Phillips has lasted 11 years, from the singer's Pre-Raphaelite look for “Ray of Light” to the urban cowgirl of “Music” to the Patty Hearst look of “American Life” and on and on and on.

Scarlett Johansson Is ‘Excited’ to Marry a Canadian  —  Johansson and Reynolds  —  Scarlett Johansson, who in May announced her engagement to Canadian-born actor Ryan Reynolds, says she's eager to become an honorary Canadian - and hopefully pass through the border quickly from now on.

Toni Braxton Sets the Pace On “DWTS”  —  Heart disease is the new deaf.  —  Our “Dancing with the Stars” spies tell us Toni Braxton will put on her dancing shoes for the show this season.  Toni, who quit her Vegas gig due to heart complications, continues the “DWTS” tradition of dancers …

It's impossible to look sexy in Speedos, admits Justin Timberlake  —  AS a frizzy-haired member of a boy band, he was a bit of a joke.  But as a solo performer, Justin Timberlake had the last laugh.  With millions of record sales and a sex god reputation, you'd think he'd be happy with life …

SAGET: ‘LEAVE THE OLSEN TWINS ALONE!’  —  BOB Saget says some of his comic friends went too far by hurling crude jokes and sexual references at Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen during his “roast” Sunday night.  —  “Anybody who talks about my TV kids - that upsets me the most,” Saget told The Post.