LISA MARIE PRESLEY'S HAVING TWINS!  —  Baby news!  —  ET breaks the news that Lisa Marie Presley is expecting twins with hubby Michael Lockwood!  And Lisa Marie tells ET they're due in the fall!  Twins run in the Presley family.  Lisa Marie's dad, Elvis, was a twin, and her mother, Priscilla, has younger brothers who are twins.

Lindsay & Samantha Hang with Ronson Clan in Miami  —  Lindsay Lohan (left) and Samantha Ronson at Miami Beach hotel pool  —  After their affectionate weekend in Chicago for a music festival, Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson racked up more frequent-flyer miles and touched down in Miami Monday afternoon.

Under the knife yet again: Jordan arrives in LA for surgery to reduce her famous assets  —  As she arrived in Los Angeles yesterday the bountiful assets that made Katie Price her fortune were proudly on show.  —  But the mum-of-three will be returning to Britain without her oversized implants.

Scarlett Johansson Is ‘Excited’ to Marry a Canadian  —  Johansson and Reynolds  —  Scarlett Johansson, who in May announced her engagement to Canadian-born actor Ryan Reynolds, says she's eager to become an honorary Canadian - and hopefully pass through the border quickly from now on.

Pictured: The horrific car crash which nearly killed Morgan Freeman  —  This is the mangled wreckage of Morgan Freeman's car after the horrifying crash which left the actor fighting for his life.  —  The 71-year-old was airlifted to hospital with multiple broken bones following the accident in Mississippi.

Uptown boy: Will screaming teenage girls and wild tabloid rumours destroy Chace Crawford?  —  Where's the best place to hang out with the ambitious, clever star of ‘Gossip Girl’, US television's hottest show?  Definitely not a New York café packed with teenage girls.  Guy Adams meets an all-American heart-throb

Toni Braxton Sets the Pace On “DWTS”  —  Heart disease is the new deaf.  —  Our “Dancing with the Stars” spies tell us Toni Braxton will put on her dancing shoes for the show this season.  Toni, who quit her Vegas gig due to heart complications, continues the “DWTS” tradition of dancers …

American Idol Runner-Up Bo Bice & Wife Welcome Baby Boy  —  Bice, 32, and Fisher wed in July 2005 in Helena, Alabama.  Their son Aidan was born in September 2005.  —  “[Caleb] is a good biblical name,” Bice said at the American Idol finale show in May.  “We stuck with that with both kids …

Mary Louise Parker Nude Video from Weeds  —  Well it's about frickin' time!  On this week's episode of Weeds, we finally got to see Mary Louise Parker nude in a very hot sex scene.  Now, I'll admit, I haven't actually watched Weeds since the beginning of Season 3.  It got slow, repetitive, and I just didn't care anymore.

Madonna's Costumes for her Sticky and Sweet Tour  —  Most people are lucky to work with Madonna once.  Costume designer Arianne Phillips has lasted 11 years, from the singer's Pre-Raphaelite look for “Ray of Light” to the urban cowgirl of “Music” to the Patty Hearst look of “American Life” and on and on and on.

Gwen Looks Ready to Pop Out With Gavin and Kingston!  —  Seeing yesterday's photos of Gavin and Kingston's weekend trip to the farmers market, we were wondering about the whereabouts of Gwen, and here she is!  The family, including the super-expectant mama, spent Monday afternoon out together in Beverly Hills.

Sir Paul McCartney pens astonishing love song to ex Heather Mills  —  Throughout a bitter two-year divorce from Heather Mills, Paul McCartney showed great magnanimity in maintaining a dignified silence.  —  But surely none could have predicted the former Beatle's first words about Miss Mills since the split would be so affectionate.

Anne Hathaway's Nude Photos Expected in Web Leak  —  How long will it be until Anne Hathaway's naked photos surface on the net?  —  Not too long, according to Gawker.com.  “We'll give it another two weeks or so.”  —  Hathaway, 25, has been the subject of non-stop tabloid coverage following …

Tyra Banks Poses as Michelle Obama in Harper's Bazaar  —  Tyra Banks pays homage to Michelle Obama in the September issue of Harper's Bazaar.  —  Clad in a slinky black shift dress and pearls, she poses next to a Barack Obama look-a-like in the White House.  —  See Barack Obama's “Just Like Us” moments.

Attention Whores  —  This kiss between raggedy cotton ball Aubrey O'Day and socialtard Lydia Hearst is about as erotic as a blow job in a rest top bathroom.  Trust me, there's nothing sexy about sucking dick in a rest stop bathroom.  Especially because you're asking yourself if the rancid pee smell …