Aniston: You're out!  —  Jennifer gave John Mayer three chances to stop messing around, but he couldn't stop swinging  —  Much is being made about John Mayer allegedly dumping Jennifer Aniston, but one of my best Hollywood sources — super-close to both Aniston and her best pals Courtney Cox …

Jennifer Love Hewitt Reveals New Thinner Body  —  In November, Jennifer Love Hewitt was criticized for weight gain after photos surfaced of her looking fuller-figured in a bikini in Hawaii.  —  “We know what you ate this summer, Love - everything!”  TMZ.com notoriously wrote.

Prosecutors: Christian Bale won't face charges  —  LONDON, England (AP) — Batman star Christian Bale will not face charges relating to an alleged assault last month on his mother and sister, prosecutors said Thursday, suggesting their decision was based in part on the family members' wishes.

Dave Coulier on Ex Alanis: “We're Good”  —  Coulier — best known as goofy Uncle Joey on ABC's Full House — is the inspiration behind Morrisette's 1995 angst-ridden anthem “You Oughta Know.”  —  He says he was driving when he first heard the tune.  —  “I said, 'Wow, this girl is angry …

Gay Jonas Brother Ready to Come Out?  —  Which of the three Jonas Brothers is in fact gay and has been threatening to defy his parents orders to stay in the closet and may be getting ready to come out very soon?  —  The boy - who is far from being the virgin all the three brothers claim to be …

Casey: I Did Not Have Sex With That Woman  —  Casey Aldridge is hotter than fish grease.  —  Our sources connected with Casey and Co. say he's ballistic at reports that he had an affair while Jamie Lynn was six months pregnant.  —  As for the picture of Casey with Kelli Dawson …

HOT FOR BRITTNY  —  PROFESSIONAL party-attendee Kevin Federline was looking for a new “Brit” the other night.  The famous ex of Britney Spears was at Coco de Ville in LA “staring at Brittny Gastineau while she was waiting in line for the bathroom,” said our spy.

Busy Philipps Welcomes a Girl  —  Busy Philipps  —  Add “parent” to her active resume: Actress Busy Philipps and her screenwriter husband, Marc Silverstein, have welcomed a baby girl, PEOPLE has learned exclusively.  —  Birdie Leigh Silverstein was born Wednesday and weighed in at 9 lbs., 7 oz.

BREAKING NEWS: I'm Going To Be On Jerry O'Connell's New FOX Show!  —  I'm having a great day!  My manager and agent just called to tell me that I've been offered a guest appearance on a new comedy series airing on FOX this fall!  —  The show is called “Do Not Disturb,” and Jerry O'Connell is the star.

FIRST PHOTO: Jewel's Secret Wedding  —  Jewel sure knows how to pull off a hush-hush wedding.  —  Without family, friends (or paparazzi!) knowing, the singer and rodeo star Ty Murray eloped to the Bahamas on Aug. 7.  “To pull off the wedding quietly made it magical,” Jewel told PEOPLE the following day.

Lauren Conrad Wants to Gossip  —  Andrew Eccels/The CW/AP Photo/Matt Sayles  —  Lauren Conrad plays herself on an upcoming episode of ABC Family's Greek, but that's not the only show she may want to pop up on.  —  A Gossip Girl gig would be mighty awesome.  “I love Gossip Girl,” Conrad says.

Linda Hogan Supported By Jock  —  Hulk Hogan will pay dearly for the whole “I do” thing.  —  A judge just ruled he has to pay Linda $40,000 a month in support, at least temporarily.  The divorce judge added the insult to injury ... $40k TAX FREE (for Linda) for the next year, while they hammer out the final terms of their divorce.

Leah Remini, CBS eye daytime show  —  ‘King of Queens’ star is a contender for syndication  —  Leah Remini is throwing her hat into the daytime ring.  —  The former “King of Queens” star is developing a concept for a daytime show with CBS Television Distribution, sources said.

A Bikini-clad Audrina Patridge Has Little Man Fever  —  Obviously Audrina Patridge will do just about anything for a little publicity, here she is with her midget man friend doing a short skit for some show that I've never heard of called ‘Chelsea Lately’ on E! At least she's wearing a tiny bikini.

Turks and Caicos Premier and First Lady involved in violent confrontation  —  PROVIDENCIALES, Turks and Caicos: The Premier of the Turks and Caicos Islands (TCI) Michael Misick, and his estranged wife LisaRaye McCoy-Misick were involved in a violent confrontation at the Premier's mansion on Wednesday night …