Aniston: You're out!  —  Jennifer gave John Mayer three chances to stop messing around, but he couldn't stop swinging  —  Much is being made about John Mayer allegedly dumping Jennifer Aniston, but one of my best Hollywood sources — super-close to both Aniston and her best pals Courtney Cox …

Jennifer Love Hewitt Reveals New Thinner Body  —  In November, Jennifer Love Hewitt was criticized for weight gain after photos surfaced of her looking fuller-figured in a bikini in Hawaii.  —  “We know what you ate this summer, Love - everything!”  TMZ.com notoriously wrote.

Christian Bale Escapes Assault Charges  —  Christian Bale will not face charges in connection to an assault allegation filed by his mother and sister, the Associated Press reports.  —  England's Crown Prosecution Service has ordered police not to take any further action against the actor …

Dave Coulier on Ex Alanis: “We're Good”  —  Coulier — best known as goofy Uncle Joey on ABC's Full House — is the inspiration behind Morrisette's 1995 angst-ridden anthem “You Oughta Know.”  —  He says he was driving when he first heard the tune.  —  “I said, 'Wow, this girl is angry …

Tommy Lee Upping the Dating Ante?  —  Maybe this is how Pamela Anderson and her ex Tommy Lee play dating poker.  Pam goes, “I'm dating a member of the Abu Dhabi royal family.”  Tommy goes, “I'll see your Arab prince and raise you one reality-TV vixen.”  Or maybe that's all just in our heads.

BREAKING NEWS: I'm Going To Be On Jerry O'Connell's New FOX Show!  —  I'm having a great day!  My manager and agent just called to tell me that I've been offered a guest appearance on a new comedy series airing on FOX this fall!  —  The show is called “Do Not Disturb,” and Jerry O'Connell is the star.

FIRST PHOTO: Jewel's Secret Wedding  —  Jewel sure knows how to pull off a hush-hush wedding.  —  Without family, friends (or paparazzi!) knowing, the singer and rodeo star Ty Murray eloped to the Bahamas on Aug. 7.  “To pull off the wedding quietly made it magical,” Jewel told PEOPLE the following day.

Joe Jonas is a Cute Cop  —  Why hello, Officer Jonas...  Joe Jonas of the pop-rock group The Jonas Brothers pops some bubble gum in his mouth while dressed as a NYPD officer around New York City's Columbus Circle on Thursday morning.  —  The almost-19-year-old Jonas Brother directed traffic …

Lindsay Lohan Slams ‘Sick’ Rumors About Her Sis  —  Lindsay (left) and Ali Lohan  —  Lindsay Lohan may be used to tabloid gossip about her own life.  But she's fighting mad over recent rumors swirling around her 14-year-old sister Ali.  —  The 22-year-old actress took to her blog Thursday …

Pictured: The horrific moment Olympic weightlifter turns his elbow back to front  —  This is the moment Hungarian weightlifter Janos Baranyai's first Olympics ended in agony when he dislocated his right elbow in the ugliest moment yet of the Olympic weightlifting competition.

Lauren Conrad Wants to Gossip  —  Andrew Eccels/The CW/AP Photo/Matt Sayles  —  Lauren Conrad plays herself on an upcoming episode of ABC Family's Greek, but that's not the only show she may want to pop up on.  —  A Gossip Girl gig would be mighty awesome.  “I love Gossip Girl,” Conrad says.

David Beckham to Help Close Olympics  —  David Beckham will star in the Aug. 24 closing ceremony of the Beijing Olympics, PEOPLE has confirmed.  —  “David is going to be in the surprise finale.  They always have a segment to do the handover, to showcase the next city to host the Olympics,” a source tells PEOPLE.

Guy Ritchie's movie flop  —  Guy Ritchie's new movie is reportedly in jeopardy.  —  The director's film ‘RocknRolla’ was due to be distributed by Warner Bros. in America but the company is reportedly worried it will not be popular with US audiences and are unsure whether to go ahead with a wide-scale release.

Casey: I Did Not Have Sex With That Woman  —  Casey Aldridge is hotter than fish grease.  —  Our sources connected with Casey and Co. say he's ballistic at reports that he had an affair while Jamie Lynn was six months pregnant.  —  As for the picture of Casey with Kelli Dawson …

40-Year-Old Virgin Star Pleads Not Guilty to Attempted Murder  —  Actor Shelley Malil — who played Haziz, Steve Carell's electronics store coworker in The 40-Year-Old Virgin — has pleaded not guilty to attempted murder in the stabbing of his girlfriend.  —  Malil, 43, is being held …

Actor Gael Garcia Bernal to Be a Dad  —  Dolores Fonzi and Gael García Bernal  —  Gael García Bernal - the Mexican actor who starred in Babel, Y tu Mamá También and Amores Perros - is expecting his first child.  —  He and girlfriend Dolores Fonzi …

U.S. Male Gymnasts Strike a Pose  —  Showing off their bronze medals and muscles.  —  The team talks to the press, AFTER THE JUMP...  (image source)

HOT FOR BRITTNY  —  PROFESSIONAL party-attendee Kevin Federline was looking for a new “Brit” the other night.  The famous ex of Britney Spears was at Coco de Ville in LA “staring at Brittny Gastineau while she was waiting in line for the bathroom,” said our spy.