BLAME MY NAME  —  RUMER Willis used to hate her name.  The daughter of Demi Moore and Bruce Willis tells this Sunday's Page Six Magazine that when she was 12, she realized she “got screwed.”  “My sisters, Scout and Talullah, had cute nicknames,” she says.  “When I was 12 and had crushes on guys …

Is Lindsay a Faux-mosexual?  —  Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson may be inseparable, but following weeks of arguments, friends tell OK! they fear that Linds will leave her DJ girlfriend — for a man.  —  Apparently LiLo has already been flirting with guys, and cracks are seem to be appearing in the relationship.

Kim Kardashian: I'm Trying “to Lose Weight in My Butt”  —  Kim Kardashian wants to lose some junk in the trunk.  —  “I love that I'm curvy, but I'm on this major kick to try and lose weight, especially in my butt,” she tells Radar magazine.  “I'm just so over it!

CORRECTION: Fact Or Fiction: Is Jennifer Aniston Dating A Model?  —  CORRECTION: Originally AccessHollywood.com wrote that The National Enquirer reported that Aniston was “dating” Felker — instead, we are debunking their report that Aniston was (in their words) seen “putting the moves on” …

MUM JO DEFENDS SIENNA'S LOVE LIFE  —  The mother of actress Sienna Miller has defended her daughter over her much criticised relationship with married oil heir and actor Balthazar Getty.  —  Jo Miller, who met father-of-four Balthazar, 33, for the first time during a trip to Los Angeles earlier this month, tells us:

Office-r Busts “Office” Star for Hardcore Drugs  —  TMZ has learned Craig Robinson — Darryl the warehouse guy from “The Office” — was arrested June 29 for possession of a multitude of drugs, including meth and ecstasy.  —  Cops in Culver City, Calif. say they pulled over a vehicle …

Tom Cruise's Career in the Hands of 2-Year-Old?  —  Everybody's wondering what the ef's happening with Tom Cruise.  Like this is anything new, what with the couch-jumping, dimpled dude's past episodes of wacky behavior.  I mean, the annals of T.C.'s skit-like histrionics are approaching legendary status, let's face it.

Donald Trump to buy Ed McMahon's house  —  Trump will allow McMahon, who was facing foreclosure, to continue living in the home.  —  It's “The Donald” to the rescue.  —  Mega-developer and TV personality Donald Trump has agreed to buy Ed McMahon's Beverly Hills house for an undisclosed amount …

Bernie Mac's Wife: ‘I Knew This Could Be It’  —  When Bernie Mac was admitted last month into a Chicago hospital with a fever and trouble breathing, his wife, Rhonda, thought he'd get treatment and would be home in a week.  But after no signs of improvement, she faced her biggest fear.

Madonna declares she's actually 36 according to Kabbalah - on the eve of her 50th birthday  —  We've spent weeks shopping for outfits and decorating the cake in time for our favourite pop queen's big 5-0 tomorrow, only to discover that we've got it all wrong.  —  Noooo!

Queen Kate shines after late night  —  Shining bright, Kate leads out her stripy Prince  —  Here's Kate Middleton showing off the pose of a young queen as she steps out with her Prince charming, William of Wales, after a 3.30am night on the tiles.  —  Looking magnificently tanned …

Mary-Kate Olsen's bodyguard tells all & it's not as bad as you might expect  —  My favorite gossip rag, the National Enquirer, has a new cover story featuring inside stories of Mary-Kate Olsen's excesses from one of her ex bodyguards.  It's pretty much what you'd expect given the stories …

Pop Tarts: Wife Accuses James Bond Actor George Lazenby of Death Threat, Offering Toddlers Alcohol  —  LOS ANGELES — It's getting ugly between former James Bond actor George Lazenby and his soon-to-be ex-wife, former pro tennis ace Pamela Shriver.  —  Last week, Shriver filed for divorce …

More Brenda Walsh, Less Of Everyone Else  —  If you blink, you might miss her!  The legendary duchess of prime time television, Brenda Walsh, has finally made an appearance in the promos for “90210.”  She's in it for like two seconds.  That disgusts me.  She should be in every second of this promo.

BLUSHING BRIDES  —  DAYTIME sweetheart Ellen DeGeneres is going to wed her gorgeous girlfriend, Portia de Rossi , tomorrow in Los Angeles.  An insider told Page Six, “Their wedding is definitely happening,” and Saturday is the big night.  “Twenty people were invited,” said the source …