SNL's Chris Kattan, Wife Split After Eight Weeks  —  No joke: After just eight weeks of marriage, Saturday Night Live alum Chris Kattan and his wife, model Sunshine Tutt, have split.  —  “Separated for the moment.  No plans for divorce at this time,” his rep tells Usmagazine.com.

FIRST LOOK: Ellen & Portia's Wedding Album  —  It was an evening of love, laughter, and a few tears for Ellen DeGeneres and Portia de Rossi, who exchanged personal wedding vows in front of their closest family and friends on Saturday at their home in L.A.  —  In an exclusive interview and photos …

Christina Applegate Cancer-Free After Double Mastectomy  —  Christina Applegate, who was diagnosed with an early form of breast cancer this month, revealed on ABC's Good Morning America Tuesday that she has undergone a double mastectomy - even though cancer was only detected in one of her breasts.

Why Did They Cover Up His Hot Body?!  —  The king of all humans, Michael Phelps, shot this Sports Illustrated cover on Sunday night in China.  The issue will already be on newsstands tomorrow.  Those bitches are quick!  —  This is what I don't understand.  Why would they cover up his hot body?!

Jennie Garth: Working With Shannen Not “As Bad As I Thought”  —  Jennie Garth admits she was initially uneasy about working with Shannen Doherty again.  (The two famously clashed during their 90210 heyday — and once got into a fistfight.)  —  But when she reunited with Doherty …

David Beckham musical set for West End stage  —  Such is old 'Goldenballs" phenomenal appeal to the public that a librettist is talking to West End producers this week about staging a musical entitled David Beckham - The Theatre of Dreams.  —  “Beckham's story is a modern-day fairytale of heroes …

Get Physical  —  Presenting our third annual Pretty Young Things issue.  You'll want to play with these dolls.  —  Hitting newsstands on September 2nd, it's KING'S Pretty Young Things Issue, Vol. 3  —  “50 RULES TO BEING A GENTLEMAN ACCORDING TO SOME CLASSY DUDES”

Avril “Too Sexy” For Malaysia  —  Avril Lavigne's Malaysian fans are going to have to wait to see her live, after her show was deemed “too sexy” by the country's Muslim majority.  The country's Arts, Culture and Heritage ministry canceled the Aug. 29 performance amid protests from the youth wing …

Britney Owes Big Money for Custody Battle  —  Who said getting back on track was cheap?  —  Stacy Phillips, one of the shorter-term members of Britney Spears' legal team, has let it be known that shoring up one's defenses can be downright bank-breaking.  —  According to a declaration filed Monday …

Wild Lily Allen lashes out at a woman during a heavy night out  —  Lily Allen threw a punch at a passer-by during a drinking session in London's Soho early this morning.  —  Witnesses suggested Lily reacted after being heckled as she left Ronnie Scott's Jazz Club at 2am.

MARIAH CAREY - CAREY: ‘CANNON IS JUST LIKE MY MUM’  —  MARIAH CAREY is convinced new husband NICK CANNON is her soulmate - because he reminds her of her mother.  —  The singer explains Cannon can make a bad situation good because he has such an upbeat attitude - just like her own mum.

Mad Men Playboy shoot  —  marciaelena from madmen_tv uploaded these shots of Vincent Kartheiser, Bryan Batt, Aaron Staton, Michael Gladis, and Rich Sommer for Playboy (bunnies and all!) and they're sooooo pretty I figured I'd try posting them here.  —  ( More behind the cut! ) … Source: madmen_tv

PATRICK SWAYZE CELEBRATES BIRTHDAY ‘HAPPY AND HEALTHY’  —  ET has the latest...  ET confirms that Patrick Swayze celebrated his 56th birthday - happy and healthy - on the set of his A&E series “The Beast.”  —  Swayze, who announced last March that he was battling pancreatic cancer …

Video: The ‘Gossip Girl’ Season-Premiere Party — Plus, Blake Lively Gets Food in Her Teeth!  —  Daily Intel's love of Gossip Girl, the most awesomely awesome show ever, is nothing if not devotional, and this weekend we trekked all the way to (horrors!)  Bridgehampton for the show's season-two launch party, hosted by Vitaminwater.

Kidman's phone call delivers gold  —  ENCOURAGEMENT from Nicole Kidman proved an unlikely inspiration for Australia's golden day of sailing yesterday.  —  After a surprise telephone call from the actor, the men's 470 sailing team brought home gold in Qingdao and within an hour were joined …