SNL's Chris Kattan, Wife Split After Eight Weeks  —  No joke: After just eight weeks of marriage, Saturday Night Live alum Chris Kattan and his wife, model Sunshine Tutt, have split.  —  “Separated for the moment.  No plans for divorce at this time,” his rep tells Usmagazine.com.

FIRST LOOK: Ellen & Portia's Wedding Album  —  It was an evening of love, laughter, and a few tears for Ellen DeGeneres and Portia de Rossi, who exchanged personal wedding vows in front of their closest family and friends on Saturday at their home in L.A.  —  In an exclusive interview and photos …

PHELPS ON SPORTS ILLUSTRATED  —  Here is the Sports Illustrated cover with record breaking Michael Phelps on it, shot by Simon Bruty, the picture is a replicate of the Mark Spitz cover that was shot over 30 years ago.  —  It has been reported that Phelps could now make over $100 million …

Voight Slams Roseanne's Blog Rant  —  I love him now more than ever!!  JON VOIGHT RULES.  PS to PAT: Remember, they were raised by their mother, not their father, so you should probably re-think your statement!

The most famous misfit in the world in an exclusive photo shoot for NYLON.  —  When NYLON Korea's editors came to us and said, “Get Lindsay Lohan for our first issue,” our mission was clear:  —  Shoot LiLo in a cool, honest way without losing her natural star power.

Jennie Garth: Working With Shannen Not “As Bad As I Thought”  —  Jennie Garth admits she was initially uneasy about working with Shannen Doherty again.  (The two famously clashed during their 90210 heyday — and once got into a fistfight.)  —  But when she reunited with Doherty …

Brad Pitt & Jen Aniston to Have Run-In at Toronto Film Festival  —  Brad Pitt and Jennifer Aniston could reunite at this year's Toronto International Film Festival, when the exes are debuting their new flicks just two days apart.  —  Pitt, 44, is among the stars who will walk the red carpet gala …

Christina Applegate Cancer-Free After Double Mastectomy  —  Christina Applegate, who was diagnosed with an early form of breast cancer this month, revealed on ABC's Good Morning America Tuesday that she has undergone a double mastectomy - even though cancer was only detected in one of her breasts.

Bad Tattoos In Funny Places  —  There's no shortage of bad tattoos in the world, even on celebrities.  Are these tattoos bad-ass or simply bad?  You decide, click to enlarge...  Tattoos Of Famous Faces  —  Name That Celebrity Tattoo  —  Drunk Tattoos, Yours For Life

Nicole Scherzinger And The Pussycat Dolls Bikini Pictures  —  Here is Nicole Scherzinger of the Pussycat Dolls with her useless backup dancers in bikinis on a yacht.  I believe Nicole is dating F1's Lewis Hamilton but I'm not too sure, nor do I really care, I'm just giving you the info as I read it.

Avril “Too Sexy” For Malaysia  —  Avril Lavigne's Malaysian fans are going to have to wait to see her live, after her show was deemed “too sexy” by the country's Muslim majority.  The country's Arts, Culture and Heritage ministry canceled the Aug. 29 performance amid protests from the youth wing …

2 teenagers held in killing  —  Police say pair stomped, stabbed gang member they believed was gay  —  Two teenagers were ordered held without bail yesterday in the death of a Randallstown High School student who was stabbed and stomped to death after his fellow Bloods gang members found messages …

Mad Men Playboy shoot  —  marciaelena from madmen_tv uploaded these shots of Vincent Kartheiser, Bryan Batt, Aaron Staton, Michael Gladis, and Rich Sommer for Playboy (bunnies and all!) and they're sooooo pretty I figured I'd try posting them here.  —  ( More behind the cut! ) … Source: madmen_tv

Get Physical  —  Presenting our third annual Pretty Young Things issue.  You'll want to play with these dolls.  —  Hitting newsstands on September 2nd, it's KING'S Pretty Young Things Issue, Vol. 3  —  “50 RULES TO BEING A GENTLEMAN ACCORDING TO SOME CLASSY DUDES”

Never Bulls**t a Japanese Bikini Model!  —  We tried interviewing hot little Japanese bikini model Yukina Kinoshita yesterday in Bev Hills.  Our papper even tried spitting a little game in her native tongue.  —  Unfortunately, our photog had no idea what the hell she was saying.