Brad Pitt: ‘The Twins Are Fine’  —  Pitt and Clooney in Venice  —  Two months after of the birth of Knox and Vivienne, Brad Pitt told reporters at a Venice press conference Wednesday, “The twins are fine.”  —  He then raised his water glass like a toast, and took a sip.

Matthew McConaughey's Dad Died Having Sex, Says Mom  —  If you think Matthew McConaughey is a character, wait until you meet his mom.  —  In her new book, I Amaze Myself! (iamazemyself.com), Kay McConaughey dishes on everything from her son Matthew's conception to how her husband died in a compromising position with her!

Mackenzie Phillips Busted  —  Mackenzie Phillips has been busted at LAX for allegedly possessing heroin and cocaine.  She's in custody right now.  —  At 10:00 AM, officers responded to Terminal 4, where 48-year-old Phillips was being screened by TSA.  During the screening process …

Cover Story: Jen's Revenge  —  While the singer arrogantly told OK! that it was he who broke off their four-month romance, Jen has kept her characteristic stiff upper lip.  Now she's letting her actions do all the talking, and rather than stay holed up at home, she pranced around the Big Apple …

So how did you get that black eye, Kelly Osbourne?  —  Kelly Osbourne cut a miserable figure as she left her London home yesterday sporting a heavily bruised face.  —  The 23-year-old singer-turned-radio DJ had a black eye and a bandaged temple as she left her flat to visit her doctor.

Michael Lohan announces engagement, calls Samantha Ronson a ‘parasite’  —  Lindsay Lohan has a new mommy.  She's 24.  Lindsay is 22.  Michael, Lindsay's dad, is 48.  I bet Lindsay is as happy about her stepmother as her dad is about Lindsay's girlfriend, Samantha Ronson, 31.

Simon on New Idol Judge: We Had a Pajama Party!  —  Newly selected American Idol judge Kara DioGuardi may have met America's most famous judges a few days ago but her colleagues say she is already part of the family.  —  “It's already a big happy family,” Abdul said Tuesday at the American Idol season 8 auditions held in New York.

Wedding Bells for Hef?  —  According to Hef's second girlfriend Bridget Marquart, 34, next season of The Girls Next Door features a “huge wedding.”  So of course we have to ask, could Hugh Hefner, 82, finally be tying the knot with main girlfriend Holly Madison, 28?

Scoop: Dad thinks Lindsay is drinking again  —  Plus: Longoria spotted in Denver; Mayer has no imagination for gift giving  —  DENVER - Lindsay Lohan's dad, Michael, should be celebrating his pre-engagement bliss, but instead he's worrying about his oldest daughter, Lindsay.

Fallen Aussie star Chantelle Barry in 90210  —  EIGHT years after she was sacked from reality TV band Bardot for allegedly stealing money from Sophie Monk, Chantelle Barry has finally hit a Hollywood high note.  —  In the biggest steal of her ambitious showbiz career to date …

Bra ad Katie's lingerie romps  —  Our pictures also include a shot from a saucy video filmed by her ex Martyn Hope before a raunchy romp last year.  —  Last night, the 22-year-old scaffolder said: “Sex with Katie was mind-blowing.  We used to do it three times a night.

Before she was famous: Racy pictures of Eva Longoria as a lingerie model  —  Before taking up residence on Wisteria Lane, Eva Longoria's desperate quest for fame saw her try her hand at lingerie modelling.  —  The star posed for a racy underwear campaign seven years ago …

MTV: To Hell With Brit, We Want Michael!  —  MTV is banking on a trainwreck — but it ain't Britney.  —  Although Britney shot promos for the VMAs, we're told the real gold is Michael Jackson.  Sources close to the awards tell us MTV honchos have been working OT to get Jacko to reappear at the awards.