Kevin Federline threatens to take it all off  —  Plus: Is 'Brokeback Mountain' author a sore loser?  —  Don't worry about Kevin Federline's future.  If K-Fed's rap CD doesn't hit, he's got a fallback career: Britney's hubby says he'll become a stripper.  —  Blender mag asked Federline what he'll do if his upcoming album fails.

Michael Douglas slams Pitt-Jolie love  —  Michael Douglas has slammed Brad Pitt for leaving ex-wife Jennifer Aniston for Angelina Jolie.  —  The actor - who was once treated for sex addiction - has questioned Brad's decision and mocked the couple's adopted children.

Gawker puts celeb stalking on the map  —  You can run, Lindsay Lohan and Leonardo DiCaprio, but you can't hide.  —  New York celebrity life just got harder with today's launch of Gawker.com's "Stalker" feature that can post celeb locations on the Internet, complete with a map, within minutes of each sighting.

Blondie feud goes public at Rock Hall ceremony  —  NEW YORK — Between an ugly feud among Blondie members spilling over onstage and a rancorous letter from the absent Sex Pistols, the latest Rock and Roll Hall of Fame class did not enter quietly on Monday.  —  The animosity even made Ozzy Osbourne …

Rosario Dawson Confirms Jolie For Sin City 2  —  Sin City Sequel Waiting For Jolie.  —  Actress ROSARIO DAWSON has confirmed reports ANGELINA JOLIE will be signing on for the sequel to SIN CITY and production on the film is on hold while the star is pregnant.

Britney Spears puts K-Fed on budget  —  Britney Spears has put husband Kevin Federline on a strict budget.  —  The 'Sometimes' singer's other half is so well known for flashing the cash that he has been nicknamed 'Spenderline' by the couple's friends.  —  Britney, who has a baby son …

Isaac Hayes Quits 'South Park'  —  NEW YORK - Isaac Hayes has quit "South Park," where he voices Chef, saying he can no longer stomach its take on religion.  —  Hayes, who has played the ladies' man/school cook in the animated Comedy Central satire since 1997, said in a statement Monday that he feels a line has been crossed.

Oprah Winfrey: Billionaire  —  Oprah Winfrey is one of the richest women in America.  —  The talk show queen - who made $100 million last year - is now worth $1.4 billion.  —  However, Oprah only comes 562nd on the Forbes magazine rich list.  —  Fellow media mogul, Martha Stewart's personal fortune fell …

Sharon Stone wanted "disturbing" sex  —  Sharon Stone wanted the sex scenes in 'Basic Instinct 2' to be "disturbing".  —  The sexy star was determined the erotic thriller should shock its audience and told the director not to waste her full-frontal nude shots.

From Texas to Hollywood: Dallas returns  —  Staff and agencies  —  A film remake of Dallas, the 80s TV series that had millions of viewers glued to their TV screens, is in the pipeline.  The hit show, which starred Larry Hagman as the Stetson-wearing oil magnate JR Ewing …

Hayden's longtime gf admits he cheated with Sienna  —  Hayden Christensen's longtime girl-friend admits he cheated with Sienna Miller  —  Hayden Christensen's girlfriend of 7 years, Lola Skye, has confessed that Hayden cheated on her with his Factory Girl co-star, Sienna Miller.

Charlize Theron: Single Again  —  The Sun revealed today that Charlize Theron has split from long-time boyfriend, Stuart Townsend.  The couple, who were together for five years were having trouble dealing with their conflicting movie schedules, and have decided to part ways.

Reality sets in for new A&E series  —  Net ditches 'Rollergirls,' OKs trio of new pilots  —  A&E has greenlit a trio of reality pilots, including one about the sweet life of Spelling scion Randy Spelling, while pulling the plug on "Rollergirls."  —  Net exec VP-general manager Bob DeBitetto …

Katie Couric Replacement Game Heats Up  —  Stories are again heating up that after 15 years Katie Couric will be vacating her Today show perch, possibly to take up Dan Rather's former anchor seat in CBS Evening News.  —  Should she make such a leap, those in line as likely replacements …

Reeves Ignores Gay Rumours  —  Keanu Reeves is so philosophical about tabloid reports questioning his sexuality, he prefers to laugh rumours off rather than contact his lawyer.  —  Even the lies about his "marriage" to movie boss DAVID GEFFEN in 1995 couldn't rile the THE MATRIX actor …

Nicole & Keith: wedding watch update  —  Talk about a famewhore milking everything she's got out of this.  Tabloids and pappies were on full alert this weekend for any signs of the two of them making it official.  And even though US Weekly is claiming they brought the March 11th wedding date to you first …

Kimberly Stewart is Disgusting  —  Rod Stewart's daughter, Paris Hilton's best friend and full time hideous monster, Kimberly Stewart, showed up at the W magazine Oscar Hollywood retreat house for a spa treatment.  When she sat down for a pedicure and took off her shoes, her feet smelled so bad the pedicurist would not do her pedicure.