BREAKING NEWS: Scarlett Johansson, Ryan Reynolds Engaged  —  Scarlett Johansson and Ryan Reynolds are making it official!  —  Johansson, 23, and Reynolds, 31, who have been dating since Spring 2007, are engaged, their rep confirms to Usmagazine.com.  —  Reynolds was engaged to singer Alanis Morissette.

Sarah Jessica Parker Would Like a Few Words With Carrie Bradshaw  —  The Sex and the City star likes Victorian morality tales, frets about artistic purity, and laments the passing of Old New York.  So how did she become the poster girl for the New Manhattan?

Dina Lohan: Mom of the Year?  —  Lindsay Lohan isn't the only one in the family picking up awards.  —  Dina Lohan, the actress' mother, will be honored by Mingling Moms as one of Long Island's Top 20 Moms, the organization announced Monday.  —  For what, you ask?

Blight of the cellulite: Topless Mischa Barton reveals her very dimpled thighs  —  Young starlet Mischa Barton appears to be fighting a losing battle with the dreaded cellulite.  —  The 22-year-old actress was seen enjoying a spot of topless sunbathing in Australia - revealing her very dimpled thighs …

Tidbits: Nicole torn between old life, motherhood  —  Plus: Star Jones' mother-in-law dishes divorce; the Wahlbergs' woes  —  Even though she recently gave birth to daughter Harlow, Nicole Richie can't seem to say goodbye to her party-girl days.  —  Though she says life's been “beyond amazing” …

Dennis Rodman Enters Rehab  —  TMZ has learned Dennis Rodman entered an outpatient rehab facility this morning — just days after he was arrested on suspicion of felony domestic battery.  —  Rodman was spotted with friends in Miami this weekend — and Dennis' manager, Darren Prince …

FIRST PEEK:  —  Britney Spears' Return to How I Met Your Mother  —  It wasn't tough for Britney Spears to decide to reprise her role as ditzy receptionist Abby on CBS' How I Met Your Mother.  —  “I had such a great experience the last time I was on the show that I couldn't wait to come back,” the singer said in a statement Monday.

Fergie's Got Ass  —  Most of you know me as a guy who is completely obsessed with boobs, but here's something you didn't know about me: I'm sucker for chicks in tight ass jeans as well.  Shocking isn't it?  So now you're probably wondering why I'm putting up these pictures of Fergie performing at Sunfest.

FIRST LISTEN: ‘Summertime’ from New Kids on the Block  —  They've called their new single “Summertime” and the tune is, well, appropriately sunny.  The New Kids on the Block will officially release the synth-heavy anthem on May 13, but PEOPLE.com has a first taste.

This Is Exactly Why I Love Brit Brit Spears  —  Only Brit Brit would board a private jet wearing stained booty shorts and wedge flip-flops.  The Walmart plastic bag is also a nice touch.  She probably bought beef jerky, pork rinds, Combos, Easy Cheese and Sour Patch Kids for the ride.

'Dark Knight's' Aaron Eckhart: Not just a pretty face  —  His appearance as Two-Face has been overshadowed.  That should end once the movie's out.  —  THE trailers for “The Dark Knight” have shown quite a bit of Heath Ledger's scabbier, surlier reinvention of the Joker …

Beyonce Shakes That Pregnant Jelly...  Beyonce made a guest appearance on the “Heart of the City” tour during Jay-z's set at the Gardens this past weekend.  Remember that wild rumor that Beyonce let Jay-z have it after he said “F*ck that” and made the DJ cut a “Crazy In Love” record during a show?