BREAKING NEWS: Scarlett Johansson, Ryan Reynolds Engaged  —  Scarlett Johansson and Ryan Reynolds are making it official!  —  Johansson, 23, and Reynolds, 31, who have been dating since Spring 2007, are engaged, their rep confirms to Usmagazine.com.  —  Reynolds was engaged to singer Alanis Morissette.

FIRST PEEK:  —  Britney Spears' Return to How I Met Your Mother  —  It wasn't tough for Britney Spears to decide to reprise her role as ditzy receptionist Abby on CBS' How I Met Your Mother.  —  “I had such a great experience the last time I was on the show that I couldn't wait to come back,” the singer said in a statement Monday.

Me And Mariah  —  Exclusive sneak peak and editor's note from our sizzling June issue!  —  EDITOR'S LETTER  —  VIBE and Mariah do go back like babies and pacifiers.  There was a Mariah cover in April 1996, around the time of Daydream.  That excellent story was written by Elysa Gardner (now of USA Today).

Peaches doing her drug deal  —  Cash in hand ... Peaches holds wad of notes while discussing drug deal in video footage obtained by The Sun  —  THIS is the video showing SIR BOB GELDOF's daughter PEACHES buying drugs from AMY WINEHOUSE's alleged dealer.  —  Peaches, 19, is seen offering …

Dennis Rodman Enters Rehab  —  TMZ has learned Dennis Rodman entered an outpatient rehab facility this morning — just days after he was arrested on suspicion of felony domestic battery.  —  Rodman was spotted with friends in Miami this weekend — and Dennis' manager, Darren Prince …

The Office's Angela Kinsey Has a Baby Girl  —  There's a new Office mate in town: Actress Angela Kinsey and her husband, TV writer Warren Lieberstein, have welcomed a baby daughter, the actress's rep tells PEOPLE exclusively.  —  Weighing 6 lbs., 14 oz., Isabel Ruby Lieberstein was born at 12:50 p.m. Saturday.

Fix Your Crotch!  —  Jennifer Hudson's crotch is suffocating!  Someone give it mouth to mouth.  It looks like it's trying to take in a few more gulps of air before it passes out.  JHud, your crotch is not David Blaine!  Let it breathe.  —  Here's JHud and her suffocating crotch in NYC last night.

Mischa Barton Topless With Some Cheese  —  I hope you guys didn't have lunch yet, because here are some topless Mischa Barton bikini pictures with a side order of cottage cheese thighs and ass.  So dig in and try to hold it down, because it looks delicious. … Related Articles:

Sarah Jessica Parker Would Like a Few Words With Carrie Bradshaw  —  The Sex and the City star likes Victorian morality tales, frets about artistic purity, and laments the passing of Old New York.  So how did she become the poster girl for the New Manhattan?

FIRST LISTEN: ‘Summertime’ from New Kids on the Block  —  They've called their new single “Summertime” and the tune is, well, appropriately sunny.  The New Kids on the Block will officially release the synth-heavy anthem on May 13, but PEOPLE.com has a first taste.

Tidbits: Nicole torn between old life, motherhood  —  Plus: Star Jones' mother-in-law dishes divorce; the Wahlbergs' woes  —  Even though she recently gave birth to daughter Harlow, Nicole Richie can't seem to say goodbye to her party-girl days.  —  Though she says life's been “beyond amazing” …

Marley, Me, Secret Agent Man Scott, Mc Steamy, McThreesomes, and Mah Jong  —  If only Jennifer Aniston took a cue from her Marley & Me costar, Dr. McSteamy, Eric Dane, who managed to graciously pose with a gaggle of gals who meet weekly for Mah Jong at the Deering Bay Country Club.