BREAKING NEWS: Scarlett Johansson, Ryan Reynolds Engaged  —  Scarlett Johansson and Ryan Reynolds are making it official!  —  Johansson, 23, and Reynolds, 31, who have been dating since Spring 2007, are engaged, their rep confirms to Usmagazine.com.  —  Reynolds was engaged to singer Alanis Morissette.

FIRST PEEK:  —  Britney Spears' Return to How I Met Your Mother  —  It wasn't tough for Britney Spears to decide to reprise her role as ditzy receptionist Abby on CBS' How I Met Your Mother.  —  “I had such a great experience the last time I was on the show that I couldn't wait to come back,” the singer said in a statement Monday.

Me And Mariah  —  Exclusive sneak peak and editor's note from our sizzling June issue!  —  EDITOR'S LETTER  —  VIBE and Mariah do go back like babies and pacifiers.  There was a Mariah cover in April 1996, around the time of Daydream.  That excellent story was written by Elysa Gardner (now of USA Today).

Sarah Jessica Parker Would Like a Few Words With Carrie Bradshaw  —  The Sex and the City star likes Victorian morality tales, frets about artistic purity, and laments the passing of Old New York.  So how did she become the poster girl for the New Manhattan?

Dennis Rodman Enters Rehab  —  TMZ has learned Dennis Rodman entered an outpatient rehab facility this morning — just days after he was arrested on suspicion of felony domestic battery.  —  Rodman was spotted with friends in Miami this weekend — and Dennis' manager, Darren Prince …

Dina Lohan: Mom of the Year?  —  Lindsay Lohan isn't the only one in the family picking up awards.  —  Dina Lohan, the actress' mother, will be honored by Mingling Moms as one of Long Island's Top 20 Moms, the organization announced Monday.  —  For what, you ask?

Judge to Foxy — Get Your A** In Court!  —  Foxy Brown — as in just-released-from-prison Foxy Brown — really shouldn't be testing the patience of judges.  But that's just what she did this morning in Brooklyn.  —  TMZ has learned that a judge just issued a bench warrant for Foxy's arrest minutes ago …

Mischa Barton Topless With Some Cheese  —  I hope you guys didn't have lunch yet, because here are some topless Mischa Barton bikini pictures with a side order of cottage cheese thighs and ass.  So dig in and try to hold it down, because it looks delicious. … Related Articles:

The Office's Angela Kinsey Has a Baby Girl  —  There's a new Office mate in town: Actress Angela Kinsey and her husband, TV writer Warren Lieberstein, have welcomed a baby daughter, the actress's rep tells PEOPLE exclusively.  —  Weighing 6 lbs., 14 oz., Isabel Ruby Lieberstein was born at 12:50 p.m. Saturday.

FIRST LISTEN: ‘Summertime’ from New Kids on the Block  —  They've called their new single “Summertime” and the tune is, well, appropriately sunny.  The New Kids on the Block will officially release the synth-heavy anthem on May 13, but PEOPLE.com has a first taste.

Fix Your Crotch!  —  Jennifer Hudson's crotch is suffocating!  Someone give it mouth to mouth.  It looks like it's trying to take in a few more gulps of air before it passes out.  JHud, your crotch is not David Blaine!  Let it breathe.  —  Here's JHud and her suffocating crotch in NYC last night.

Tidbits: Nicole torn between old life, motherhood  —  Plus: Star Jones' mother-in-law dishes divorce; the Wahlbergs' woes  —  Even though she recently gave birth to daughter Harlow, Nicole Richie can't seem to say goodbye to her party-girl days.  —  Though she says life's been “beyond amazing” …

Pink And Bai Ling Bikini Pictures  —  Well, this is an odd pairing: Pink with Bai Ling.  Here they are both in their bikinis kayaking in Malibu, and guess what?  I'm not turned on in the least.  It's one lesbian fantasy that just doesn't work.  I know I said earlier that I dig Bai Ling …

Megan Fox Is A Killer Hot Cheerleader  —  Here's Megan Fox on the set of her movie Jennifer's Body in which she plays a hot cheerleader who kills her male classmates.  Now I don't know if this is a romantic comedy or a horror movie, because the thought of Megan Fox killing me after I'm done killing her …