Kate Middleton Topless Photos in Closer Magazine — Royal Family FURIOUS, Threatening Legal Action  —  Threatening Legal Action  —  Kate Middleton is furious over the release of topless pics taken while on vacation with Prince William in France ... and now the Royal Family is threatening to sue someone's ass over it.

Amanda Bynes — Fender Bender While STILL Driving Illegally  —  FENDER BENDER  —  While Still Driving Illegally  —  EXCLUSIVE  —  Amanda Bynes came one step closer to disaster Thursday night when she was driving around West Hollywood — on a suspended license — and got into an accident ... though, luckily, it was minor.

Bam Margera — Naked Chick Broke INTO MY HOUSE, Started Masturbating  —  NAKED CHICK  —  Broke Into My House & STARTED MASTURBATING!  —  EXCLUSIVE  —  This might be the CRAZIEST THING that's ever happened to Bam Margera ... and that's saying a lot — the “Jackass” …

Lindsay Lohan In Sexy Old Lady Negligee  —  I can't believe they're still making Scary Movies.  Here is Lindsay Lohan on the set of Scary Movie 5 looking like a cheap call girl in old lady negligee.  The cigarette is a nice touch; it ties the whole ensemble together.

Jesse L. Martin Joins ‘Smash’ As Recurring  —  EXCLUSIVE: Law & Order alum Jesse L. Martin is returning to NBC with a recurring role on the network's musical drama Smash.  He will play Scott Welker, an Artistic Director of a theater company who has history with a couple of the characters …

Ben Affleck Admits To Being Alone In A Car With Blake Lively While Filming ‘The Town’  —  In a new interview with Details to promote his upcoming film Argo that actually looks awesome, Ben Affleck starts talking about the craziness of the Good Will Hunting days and inadvertently shares …

Dina Lohan — I Was NOT Drunk During ‘Dr. Phil’ Interview  —  I Was NOT Drunk  —  During ‘Dr. Phil’ Interview  —  EXCLUSIVE  —  Dina Lohan tells TMZ ... she had NOT BEEN DRINKING before her interview with Dr. Phil ... and blames the editing for making her appear intoxicated.

Kate Hudson Flashes Six-Pack Abs in Glee Debut  —  Kate Hudson shook what her mama gave her on the fourth season premiere of Glee!  —  More than a year after she gave birth to son Bingham (with fiancee Matthew Bellamy, 34), the 33-year-old actress flashed her six-pack abs in a midriff-baring ensemble during the September 13 episode.

Copies of Chris Brown's current album Fortune have been marked by stickers warning against purchasing the album as he ‘beats women’.  —  The stickers have appeared in HMV stores in London, and are thought to be the work of anti-domestic violence campaigners.  The stickers read: 'Warning - Do not buy this album!

Cameron Diaz & Tom Cruise have always had torrid sexual energy, of course  —  Before I started writing this story, I glanced through some older photos of Cameron Diaz and Tom Cruise from their 2010 publicity tour for Knight & Day.  I'm using some of the old photos too - don't these pics make you nostalgic for Cameron's old face?

Eva Longoria Confirms She's Dating Mark Sanchez  —  Eva Longoria has found herself a new man!  —  The 37-year-old actress confirmed to Extra on Thursday that she is currently dating New York Jets quarterback Mark Sanchez, 25.  —  PHOTOS: Eva's hot post-divorce style