Lindsay Lohan — Jail Scares The Crap Out of Me ... So I Picked Rehab  —  Jail Scares the Crap Out of Me ... So I Chose Rehab  —  EXCLUSIVE  —  It's not a promising sign ... but we've learned Lindsay Lohan did NOT accept the plea deal of 90 days in lockdown rehab because she wants …

PICS: Bradley Cooper, 38, Dating Model Suki Waterhouse, 20  —  Bradley Cooper has found his spring fling!  Just months after calling it quits with Zoe Saldana, the Oscar-nominated Silver Linings Playbook star was spotted in Boston with his new girlfriend, model Suki Waterhouse, on Monday, March 18.

The Mars Expedition  —  Every clean cut, down-the-middle pop superstar has an alter ego hiding just out of sight.  In the case of Bruno Mars, we've gotten glimpses—this is a man, after all, who's already had one high profile drug-possession bust and whose latest global smash-hit single is all about a girl's vagina.

RELEASED FROM HOSPITAL  —  Lil Wayne said ICU later to Cedars Sinai Medical Center in West Hollywood ... because TMZ has learned he was just released.  —  Wayne spent 6 days in the hospital — most of it in the Intensive Care Unit — after suffering what appears to be a drug OD that triggered a series of massive seizures.

Tiger Woods Ex-Mistress — I Bet He's Already Cheating on Lindsey Vonn  —  TIGER WOODS EX-MISTRESS  —  I Bet He's Already Cheating  —  on Lindsey Vonn  —  EXCLUSIVE  —  Once a cheater, always a cheater ... so says a former Tiger Woods mistress who tells TMZ Tiger's new GF Lindsey Vonn better know what she's getting herself into.

Justin Timberlake Confirms Second ‘20/20 Experience’ Album Coming  —  The singer revealed the news Monday night at the El Rey Theatre in Los Angeles.  —  Justin Timberlake  —  Get ready for a double dose of Justin Timberlake.  —  The singer confirmed that the second half of The 20/20 Experience …

Gwyneth Paltrow's shilling a crazy diet she only adheres to a few weeks a year  —  Over the weekend, I wrote up a preview of Gwyneth Paltrow's April Self Magazine interview.  I hoped to have more excerpts to discuss, and bless them, they were finally released.

Jessica Alba: My lifestyle tips are ‘much more grounded’ than Gwyneth Paltrow's  —  Did you know that there's a new celebrity lifestyle book on the market besides Gwyneth Paltrow's latest insufferable tome featuring guidelines on how to force your family to subsist upon a sumptuous, anti-bread/pasta/eggs/dairy diet?

'WHO'S THE DADDY?  "  —  Michael Jackson's family is pleading with the judge in their wrongful death lawsuit against AEG Live to EXCLUDE any evidence of the paternity of MJ's 3 kids.  —  TMZ has obtained legal docs in which Katherine Jackson, Blanket, Paris and Prince argue …

Hugh Jackman to Star in ‘Six Years’ for Paramount (Exclusive)  —  The project, to be produced by Tom Rothman and Mark Gordon, is based on Harlan Coben's upcoming novel.  —  In his first move since landing an Oscar nomination for his lead turn in Les Miserables, Hugh Jackman is attached …

Alt-Folk Singer Michelle Shocked Goes On Homophobic Rant, Tells Audience “God Hates Fags”  —  Michelle Shocked, an alt-folk singer who had success in the 1980s and '90s, shocked audience members at Yoshi's in San Francisco Sunday night with a homophobic rant that wound up clearing out the club.