No-Show In Court In Deep Doo Doo  —  Unless the Concord was taken out of mothballs last night, there's no way Kris Humphries is going to appear for a MANDATORY settlement conference with Kim Kardashian today ... TMZ has learned.  —  Sources connected with Kris tell us ... he was at a hotel in NYC at 1 AM today, “extremely upset.”

Portia de Rossi: THAT GIRL!  —  Portia de Rossi has always been a lot more than one-half of television's most powerful gay couple — and with a new season of the cult hit ‘Arrested Development,’ she's back to prove it.  —  Photography by Kai Z Feng Styling by Grant Woolhead

Lindsay Lohan, Charlie Sheen Walk Red Carpet Together at Scary Movie 5 Premiere: Picture  —  They're definitely two of a kind.  Charlie Sheen and Lindsay Lohan walked the red carpet together at the Hollywood premiere of Scary Movie 5 on Thursday, April 11, and looked happy to be in each other's company.

Reebok DUMPS Rick Ross  —  REEBOK GIVES RAPPER THE BOOT  —  EXCLUSIVE  —  Rick Ross just learned a hard lesson about rape and money ... you embrace one, you lose the other ... because he was just DUMPED by Reebok.  —  As TMZ previously reported ... Ross has taken a ton of heat for his song …

MTO SUPER DUPER WORLD EXCLUSIVE: Top NFL Superstar Is Photo'd ON VACATION . . . With One Of His ‘MALE FRIENDS’!!  (This Ish Here Is Looking SUSPECT)  —  CHILLLLLLLLLLLLLLEEEEEE!!!  —  Similar Articles  — MTO WORLD EXCLUSIVE: NFL SUPERSTAR WILLIS MCGAHEE JUST TIED THE FOOTBALL RECORD …

Rachel McAdams In Talks To Join Bradley Cooper, Emma Stone In Cameron Crowe Film  —  EXCLUSIVE: What a cast Cameron Crowe and producer Scott Rudin have cooked up for the film they are prepping at Sony Pictures.  Rachel McAdams is in talks to star with Bradley Cooper and Emma Stone.

Bethenny Frankel on divorce: ‘I never heard how excruciating it is’  —  The reality star guest-hosted ‘Good Day New York’ and expressed the extreme heartache she's experienced since filing for divorce from Jason Hoppy in early January.  —  Bethenny Frankel described divorce as a ‘brutal, unnatural situation.’

Kelly Ripa Talks Regis, Debates Mark Consuelos on Anthony Weiner's NYC Mayoral Run (Video)  —  The “Live!” host spoke with THR about the city's hottest news — the potential rise of former Rep. Anthony Weiner — and says she hasn't seen Regis since he left the show.

Kris Humphries — Accused Of Ripping Off Bev Hills Suit Shop  —  Accused Of Ripping Off  —  Bev Hills Suit Shop  —  Kris Humphries swindled a Bev Hills suit shop out of thousands of dollars in designer threads ... by promising to deliver NBA clients in exchange for a discount ... this according to a new lawsuit.

First Look!  —  In New Orleans, the air is thick with blood...  That's The CW's tease for The Originals, the April 25 episode of The Vampire Diaries that also serves as a backdoor pilot for a spinoff revolving around Klaus, Rebekah and Elijah!  —  RELATED - Daniel Gillies Talks Spin-Off Dreams

Cory Monteith: Inside His Downward Spiral  —  Cory Monteith looked as if he didn't have a care in the world.  It was March 16, and he was in Vancouver for a pal's wedding.  On his arm was his castmate and girlfriend Lea Michele, and as usual the Canadian actor, who overcame drug problems …

Joe Jonas Declines Girl's Invite to College Formal, Makes Counteroffer  —  Joe Jonas has his own special way of replying to elaborate, obsessive videos from fans - by sending back elaborate, obsessive videos of his own.  —  The Jonas brother, 23, did just that in response …

Jeff Buckley Musical Could Grace Broadway Stage  —  The Old Globe in San Diego will open its 2013-14 season in the fall with “The Last Goodbye,” a musical conceived and adapted by Michael Kimmel from Shakespeare's Romeo and Juliet that reimagines the conflicted love story against a soundtrack by late singer-songwriter Jeff Buckley.

Snooki Wants a Boob Job After Nursing Baby Lorenzo: They're Not “Perky” Enough  —  Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi has worked hard to shed her baby weight over the past few months, but the reality star admits that there's one body part she'll probably need a little help with.

Mickey Rose dies at 77; Woody Allen collaborator and TV writer  —  Mickey Rose was a childhood friend of Allen's who helped him write the early comedies ‘Take the Money and Run’ and ‘Bananas.’ He later wrote for ‘All in the Family’ and ‘The Odd Couple.’  —  Mickey Rose, left, is shown with Woody Allen.

Patricia Arquette Joins ‘Boardwalk Empire’  —  EXCLUSIVE: HBO's Boardwalk Empire continues to beef up its cast for Season 4.  Patricia Arquette has joined the period mob drama in a major recurring role opposite star Steve Buscemi.  She will play Sally Wheet, a tough-as-nails Tampa speakeasy owner with connections to local gangsters.