Kris Humphries — No-Show In Court  —  No-Show In Court  —  In Deep Doo Doo  —  EXCLUSIVE  —  Unless the Concorde was taken out of mothballs last night, there's no way Kris Humphries is going to appear for a MANDATORY settlement conference with Kim Kardashian today ... TMZ has learned.

Portia de Rossi: THAT GIRL!  —  Portia de Rossi has always been a lot more than one-half of television's most powerful gay couple — and with a new season of the cult hit ‘Arrested Development,’ she's back to prove it.  —  Photography by Kai Z Feng Styling by Grant Woolhead

Lindsay Lohan, Charlie Sheen Walk Red Carpet Together at Scary Movie 5 Premiere: Picture  —  They're definitely two of a kind.  Charlie Sheen and Lindsay Lohan walked the red carpet together at the Hollywood premiere of Scary Movie 5 on Thursday, April 11, and looked happy to be in each other's company.

Snooki is consumed w/weight loss, eats only lettuce, egg whites, booze, laxatives  —  Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi has lost quite a bit of weight in the past several months since giving birth last August to her first child with Jionni LaValle, a boy named Lorenzo Dominic.

Bethenny Frankel on divorce: ‘I never heard how excruciating it is’  —  The reality star guest-hosted ‘Good Day New York’ and expressed the extreme heartache she's experienced since filing for divorce from Jason Hoppy in early January.  —  Bethenny Frankel described divorce as a ‘brutal, unnatural situation.’

Reebok DUMPS Rick Ross  —  REEBOK GIVES RAPPER THE BOOT  —  EXCLUSIVE  —  Rick Ross just learned a hard lesson about rape and money ... you embrace one, you lose the other ... because he was just DUMPED by Reebok.  —  As TMZ previously reported ... Ross has taken a ton of heat for his song …

Rachel McAdams In Talks To Join Bradley Cooper, Emma Stone In Cameron Crowe Film  —  EXCLUSIVE: What a cast Cameron Crowe and producer Scott Rudin have cooked up for the film they are prepping at Sony Pictures.  Rachel McAdams is in talks to star with Bradley Cooper and Emma Stone.

Kelly Ripa Talks Regis, Debates Mark Consuelos on Anthony Weiner's NYC Mayoral Run (Video)  —  The “Live!” host spoke with THR about the city's hottest news — the potential rise of former Rep. Anthony Weiner — and says she hasn't seen Regis since he left the show.

MTO SUPER DUPER WORLD EXCLUSIVE: Top NFL Superstar Is Photo'd ON VACATION . . . With One Of His ‘MALE FRIENDS’!!  (This Ish Here Is Looking SUSPECT)  —  CHILLLLLLLLLLLLLLEEEEEE!!!  —  Similar Articles  — MTO WORLD EXCLUSIVE: NFL SUPERSTAR WILLIS MCGAHEE JUST TIED THE FOOTBALL RECORD …

NEWS/Kendall Jenner Talks Modeling for Victoria's Secret ("I'd Love to") and Separating Herself From Kylie  —  Kendall Jenner is very much her own young woman these days.  —  E! News exclusively caught up with the 17-year-old today at a private viewing of “Nomad: Two Worlds,” …

KATE MIDDLETON A BIG FAN OF KIM KARDASHIAN  —  By Jessica Brown with Ed Dyson  —  KIM KARDASHIAN has made no secret of her Princess Kate obsession since the pair fell pregnant at the same time last year.  —  But what the reality TV star, 32, doesn't know is the Duchess of Cambridge, 31, is a big Kardashi-fan too.

Diddy's Baby Mama - The Nanny Accusing Me of Drug Use is a Lying Thief  —  DIDDY'S BABY MAMA  —  The Nanny Making Drug  —  Claims is a Lying Thief  —  EXCLUSIVE  —  The woman accusing Kim Porter — Diddy's baby mama — of being a hard-core druggie who exposed her kids to marijuana …

First Look!  —  In New Orleans, the air is thick with blood...  That's The CW's tease for The Originals, the April 25 episode of The Vampire Diaries that also serves as a backdoor pilot for a spinoff revolving around Klaus, Rebekah and Elijah!  —  RELATED - Daniel Gillies Talks Spin-Off Dreams

Jeff Buckley Musical Could Grace Broadway Stage  —  The Old Globe in San Diego will open its 2013-14 season in the fall with “The Last Goodbye,” a musical conceived and adapted by Michael Kimmel from Shakespeare's Romeo and Juliet that reimagines the conflicted love story against a soundtrack by late singer-songwriter Jeff Buckley.