The Most Deranged Sorority Girl Email You Will Ever Read  —  There are two things the Delta Gamma sorority's University of Maryland chapter refuses to tolerate.  The first is Delta Gammas who are “LITERALLY being so f**king AWKWARD.”  The second is young ladies who are “so f**king BORING.”

Eddie Kaye Thomas — Knife-Wielding Chick Was ONE NIGHT STAND Gone Bad  —  EDDIE KAYE THOMAS  —  Knife-Wielding Chick Was  —  ONE NIGHT STAND GONE BAD  —  EXCLUSIVE  —  Y'know what they say about stranger danger — the chick who pulled a knife on Eddie Kaye Thomas had just met the …

NEWS/Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez in Norway—at the Same Time!  —  Selena Gomez is in Oslo, Norway, right now—and so is Justin Bieber!  —  Gomez was spotted getting off a plane at Gardermoen Airport at about 8:30 p.m. local time.  She landed at about the same time that her ex-boyfriend was performing a concert in Oslo.

Kim Kardashian, Kris Humphries Divorce — Possible Settlement!!!  —  KIM K/KRIS HUMPHRIES DIVORCE  —  POSSIBLE SETTLEMENT!!!  —  EXCLUSIVE  —  Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries could settle their never-ending divorce case as early as tomorrow ... TMZ has learned.

TOPLESS BIKINI MELTDOWN!  —  The environmental effects wreaked on the ecosystem are still unknown after a somewhat pale Tanning Mom aka Patricia Krentcil attempted to bronze her luscious droopy topless flesh, balloon knot belly button and tatted up vadge in an unfortunate silver bikini on a quarantined New Jersey beach yesterday.

Waking Up on the Wrong Side of a Rating War  —  One Wednesday last month, Ann Curry, camouflaged in a hat and trench coat, trudged into the art-deco lobby of 30 Rockefeller Plaza.  It had been nine months since she was pushed out as co-host of the “Today” show.

Justin Theroux Is Always Hiding From Jennifer Aniston In Her Own House  —  Jennifer Aniston taped an episode of Ellen yesterday (that s**t airs today) and right after she farted on the fake rumor that a Friends reunion is happening next year, Ellen showed a clip of what happened when Jennifer Aniston tried to scare a ho.

Alexis Bledel Talks Wedding Planning With Vincent Kartheiser: See Her Huge Engagement Ring!  —  Alexis Bledel's red carpet wardrobe just got even better!  The 31-year-old actress attended the L.A. premiere of her TV movie, Remembering Sunday, on Wednesday, April 17 wearing her sizable …

Exclusive: Edward Norton and Shauna Robertson Secretly Wed Before Son's Birth  —  Another surprise from one of Hollywood's most private couples!  Not only are Edward Norton and longtime love Shauna Robertson the proud parents of a healthy baby boy, but the low-key twosome are also happily wed …

NeNe Leakes Gets Wedding Spinoff, I Dream of NeNe  —  Credit: Charles Sykes/Bravo/NBCU Photo Bank/Getty Images  —  NeNe Leakes is unstoppable!  Like Bethenny Frankel and Kim Zolciak before her, the Real Housewives of Atlanta star and New Normal actress, 45, has landed her own Bravo reality spinoff series …

Joel McHale has been happily married to Sarah Williams since 1996, but that hasn't stopped the Community actor from amassing a legion of gay fans.  In fact, the father of two says he finds it “flattering” when people assume he's homosexual.  —  “I always find it really weird when guys flip out over someone thinking they might be gay.

Nick Lachey Tells Us What We've Already Known: Kim Kartrashian Has Always Been A Shameless Fame Whore  —  Long before Kim Kartrashian replaced whatever was left of her soul with Botox and filled her uterus with the Illuminati's chosen one, she dated Nick Lachey for a quick second.

Taylor Swift On the Hunt Again — For Mansions  —  On the Hunt Again ...  For Mansions  —  EXCLUSIVE  —  For everyone who thought Taylor Swift was a little psycho for allegedly buying a house in Hyannis Port, MA to be next door to her BF ... well it may be she's just a smart real estate investor …

The 2013 TIME 100  —  Jimmy Fallon just can't help himself.  —  He's a brilliant comedian.  A talented musician.  A spot-on impersonator.  Jimmy has redefined and recharged late-night television with a genuine excitement and energy that gets under your skin.

Miley Cyrus and Liam Hemsworth Are Postponing Their Wedding: Source  —  Ah, young love ...  Miley Cyrus and Liam Hemsworth aren't in any rush to walk down the aisle.  In fact, the couple have decided to postpone their wedding, a source tells PEOPLE.  —  “They want to figure out their life together …