Kirstie Alley: Junk OUT the Trunk??  —  It's the biggest thing since Oprah fit into jeans — or maybe we should say the smallest?  Maybe not.  —  Almost a year ago, Kirstie Alley promised Oprah that she would show off her body on Winfrey's show, when she got it down to a bikini size.

Paris stirs pity in author  —  SOME love her.  Others hate her.  Paris Hilton's latest biographer, who spent more than a year studying the world's most famous "celebutante," says he just feels sorry for her.  —  Hilton, whose great-grandfather, Conrad, started the global Hilton Hotel empire …

Beverly Hills, 90210 Stars Reunite for DVD Party  —  From left: Garth, Green, Ziering, Priestley and Carteris  —  It was like old times back at the Peach Pit on Friday night, as the cast of Beverly Hills, 90210 - minus Brenda and Dylan - reunited in (where else?)

Jessica Biel Has A Bum You Can Bring Home To Mum  —  Did I ever mention that I really, really love Jessica Biel's ass?  How could I not, the thing is an absolute work of art.  If anyone deserves such a perfect backside, it really has to be Jessica.  Everyone knows how hard she's worked for a butt like that.

NO END TO BAD NEWS FOR FOXY  —  BAD-tempered Foxy Brown is having an "annus horribilis," as Queen Elizabeth II would say.  —  Not only did she temporarily lose her hearing, but she was convicted of assaulting a manicurist and got into several disputes with court officers …

Stars make their points at 'Babel' premiere  —  LOS ANGELES — Far away from the sands of the Moroccan desert where the big-screen drama Babel begins, stars of the film gathered to celebrate Sunday at Westwood's Mann Village Theatre.  —  Babel, which opens nationwide Friday …

Dogg Obedient — Rapper Turns Himself in To Cops  —  Four days after a warrant was issued for his arrest, rapper Snoop Dogg has just surrendered to O.C. authorities.  —  The rapper arrived to the Orange County Jail in style this morning; rolling up in a dark purple Porsche Carrera, along with a driver and a bodyguard.

Lindsay is Liked  —  Lindsay may have received some harsh criticism from several people recently, but she's also getting praise.  The adorable Joshua Jackson is a big fan of LL's and really enjoyed working with her on Bobby.  He said, 'She's a sweetheart.  She's in the eye of the storm all the time.

Matt's the way you do it  —  Beer Matt ... star pulls a few hot moves during his birthday party  —  MATTHEW McCONAUGHEY would be a shoo-in for my caner of the year if he was a Brit.  —  Here's the Texan bongoed again at his 37th birthday bash in Sydney.  —  He'd clearly had a few sherries …

New Mom Rachel Weisz Gets Back in Shape  —  Rachel Weisz says there's no big secret to getting back in shape after giving birth - but she does have a few suggestions.  —  "I don't really have a magic potion or pill," she told PEOPLE at a British Academy of Film and Television Arts event Thursday in Los Angeles.

Victoria Reveals Romeo Has Epilepsy  —  We had seen the Beckhams make multiple hospital trips but not until now do we know the real reason why.  The rumors about Romeo can be put to rest since Victoria supposedly admitted the news in order to keep her son safe from the photographers' flashbulbs.

Actress Kellie Martin Has a Baby Girl  —  Kellie Martin, who starred on ER and the series Life Goes On, has welcomed her first child with husband Keith Christian, PEOPLE has learned exclusively.  —  The couple's daughter, Margaret Heather Christian, was born Saturday at 12:21 p.m. She weighed at 8 lbs., and was 21 inches long.

Cameron Diaz Topless Pictures from W Magazine  —  Last month, the illustrious Paparazzi spyed Cameron Diaz in a topless photoshoot, and now the real Cameron Diaz topless pictures (not that the Paparazzi topless pictures weren't really real) have been published in W Magazine, and more surprisingly, Cameron actually looks good.

Hilary Duff is Still Alive  —  Maksim Miakovsky, the 18 year old Russian immigrant accused of stalking Hilary Duff last month, was arrested Friday night at a Manhattan Beach Residence Inn after he had intended to kill the 19 year old actress at an event she was scheduled to attend yesterday.

Dis-chord as guitarist shuns son & support  —  He's got three gold albums, but guitar virtuoso Al Di Meola doesn't want to pay another copper penny in child support for his 8-year-old son, Kyle.  —  Admired by rockers and jazz musicians alike, Di Meola has been named greatest jazz guitarist four times by Guitar Player magazine.

Trying saying this one with a straight face: Stavros Niarchos, Scholar  —  Don't let Stavros Niarchos' attempt to get Paris Hilton's attention by climbing on top of her limo on Halloween fool you, the young man is turning over a new leaf.  At a recent event he told Page Six why we should all take him seriously:

HAS EVA GONE FOR THE POB?  —  Where Victoria Beckham goes others are sure to follow...  It wasn't long after she had her long, extended locks cut off into a bob (now renamed the Pob), that we then saw others sporting the new 'do.  —  And with women up and down the country demanding the Pob …

Has Madonna become a Jew for Jesus?  —  Plus: Val Kilmer reveals his secret attraction to ...  Has Madonna become something like a Jew for Jesus?  —  That's what some are asking after the star - who is a member of the Kabbalah Centre, which studies Jewish mysticism - said she also believes in Jesus.