Kirstie Alley: Junk OUT the Trunk??  —  It's the biggest thing since Oprah fit into jeans — or maybe we should say the smallest?  Maybe not.  —  Almost a year ago, Kirstie Alley promised Oprah that she would show off her body on Winfrey's show, when she got it down to a bikini size.

Paris stirs pity in author  —  SOME love her.  Others hate her.  Paris Hilton's latest biographer, who spent more than a year studying the world's most famous "celebutante," says he just feels sorry for her.  —  Hilton, whose great-grandfather, Conrad, started the global Hilton Hotel empire …

Beverly Hills, 90210 Stars Reunite for DVD Party  —  From left: Garth, Green, Ziering, Priestley and Carteris  —  It was like old times back at the Peach Pit on Friday night, as the cast of Beverly Hills, 90210 - minus Brenda and Dylan - reunited in (where else?)

NO END TO BAD NEWS FOR FOXY  —  BAD-tempered Foxy Brown is having an "annus horribilis," as Queen Elizabeth II would say.  —  Not only did she temporarily lose her hearing, but she was convicted of assaulting a manicurist and got into several disputes with court officers …

Stars make their points at 'Babel' premiere  —  LOS ANGELES — Far away from the sands of the Moroccan desert where the big-screen drama Babel begins, stars of the film gathered to celebrate Sunday at Westwood's Mann Village Theatre.  —  Babel, which opens nationwide Friday …

'Borat' makes glorious box office win  —  LOS ANGELES - Sacha Baron Cohen's Kazakh alter-ego Borat made glorious returns at the box office, surprising Hollywood with a No. 1 debut.  —  "Borat: Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan," …

Lindsay is Liked  —  Lindsay may have received some harsh criticism from several people recently, but she's also getting praise.  The adorable Joshua Jackson is a big fan of LL's and really enjoyed working with her on Bobby.  He said, 'She's a sweetheart.  She's in the eye of the storm all the time.

Matt's the way you do it  —  Beer Matt ... star pulls a few hot moves during his birthday party  —  MATTHEW McCONAUGHEY would be a shoo-in for my caner of the year if he was a Brit.  —  Here's the Texan bongoed again at his 37th birthday bash in Sydney.  —  He'd clearly had a few sherries …

SCARLETTS SEX TAPE IS NOW FOR SALE  —  An email went out this weekend saying that the Scarlett Johansson (?) sex tape (see more here) is now for sale through this maybe real/maybe not website.  The email said: … Model-y sounding Adriana sent an email and said the clue on the website …

Cameron Diaz Topless Pictures from W Magazine  —  Last month, the illustrious Paparazzi spyed Cameron Diaz in a topless photoshoot, and now the real Cameron Diaz topless pictures (not that the Paparazzi topless pictures weren't really real) have been published in W Magazine, and more surprisingly, Cameron actually looks good.

Hilary Duff is Still Alive  —  Maksim Miakovsky, the 18 year old Russian immigrant accused of stalking Hilary Duff last month, was arrested Friday night at a Manhattan Beach Residence Inn after he had intended to kill the 19 year old actress at an event she was scheduled to attend yesterday.

Dis-chord as guitarist shuns son & support  —  He's got three gold albums, but guitar virtuoso Al Di Meola doesn't want to pay another copper penny in child support for his 8-year-old son, Kyle.  —  Admired by rockers and jazz musicians alike, Di Meola has been named greatest jazz guitarist four times by Guitar Player magazine.

Jessica Biel Has A Bum You Can Bring Home To Mum  —  Did I ever mention that I really, really love Jessica Biel's ass?  How could I not, the thing is an absolute work of art.  If anyone deserves such a perfect backside, it really has to be Jessica.  Everyone knows how hard she's worked for a butt like that.

Dogg Obedient — Rapper Turns Himself in To Cops  —  Four days after a warrant was issued for his arrest, rapper Snoop Dogg has just surrendered to O.C. authorities.  —  The rapper arrived to the Orange County Jail in style this morning; rolling up in a dark purple Porsche Carrera, along with a driver and a bodyguard.

Has Madonna become a Jew for Jesus?  —  Plus: Val Kilmer reveals his secret attraction to ...  Has Madonna become something like a Jew for Jesus?  —  That's what some are asking after the star - who is a member of the Kabbalah Centre, which studies Jewish mysticism - said she also believes in Jesus.

Trying saying this one with a straight face: Stavros Niarchos, Scholar  —  Don't let Stavros Niarchos' attempt to get Paris Hilton's attention by climbing on top of her limo on Halloween fool you, the young man is turning over a new leaf.  At a recent event he told Page Six why we should all take him seriously:

Tom Ford's Balling Out of Control  —  MAXwear lip colors  —  According to Page Six of the New York Post, Mr. Tom Ford has a thing for letting his man-junk hang loose: … Then Zac went one step further and flashed his weiner.  Just kidding.  But seriously, didn't it feel like that conversation was escalating into that?

HAS EVA GONE FOR THE POB?  —  Where Victoria Beckham goes others are sure to follow...  It wasn't long after she had her long, extended locks cut off into a bob (now renamed the Pob), that we then saw others sporting the new 'do.  —  And with women up and down the country demanding the Pob …