There Is No Sex Tape  —  TMZ has learned that Britney Spears and Kevin Federline will come together one more time to tell the public that they never made a sex tape.  —  Reps from the divorcing couple tell us that both Britney and Kevin want to put an end to rumors that K-Fed is out peddling a sex tape for some quick cash.

Rosie Rips Kelly for "Homophobic" Remark  —  Rosie O'Donnell started a bitchfight with fellow morning-diva Kelly Ripa when she accused Ripa of making a "homophobic" remark.  —  The fracas started on "The View" when O'Donnell said that Ripa was "homophobic" for her scolding of Aiken …

Richie Fires Stylist Rachel Zoe  —  Nicole Richie is cleaning out her closet.  Us has learned that, on November 14, the Simple Life star axed her personal stylist (and close confidante) of more than two years, Rachel Zoe.  The reason?  The size- Richie, 25, "wanted to surround herself …

Paris Hilton parties till she pukes - on stage  —  Singer Joshua Radin, 'Scrubs' cast in Vegas audience at time  —  To paraphrase Paris Hilton: that's not hot.  —  The partying heiress was performing in Las Vegas, when she "puked" on stage, according to crooner Joshua Radin.

Jessica & John's Secret Date  —  After a false start, Jessica Simpson and John Mayer are giving dating a try again.  The couple met up for an hour-long lunch at Paradise Cove Beach Café in Malibu, California, on November 12.  —  "She didn't eat much," a witness says.  "She drank double vodka cranberries.

Michael Richards Has an Apology  —  Three days after he called two black hecklers "niggers" during a performance at the Laugh Factory in Los Angeles on Friday night, Michael ("Cosmo Kramer") Richards appeared on Letterman last night via satellite to issue an apology at the urging of Jerry Seinfeld, who was a scheduled guest.

Tommy Lee Joins the Clothing "Revolution"  —  Rocker Tommy Lee knew a good idea when he heard it from Danny Guez, the CEO of People's Liberation.  That edgy clothing company (think jeans, t-shirts, hoodies, etc.) first helped turn Justin Timberlake and his buddy Trace Ayala into a fashion force …

Jax presents a problem at awards  —  Did Jon Bon Jovi snub Michael Jackson at last week's World Music Awards?  —  Insiders say Beyoncé had to present the King of Pop his Diamond Award when the Jersey rocker, who was also in London, "didn't want to share the stage with Jackson."

Sacha & Isla: Borat Star's Real-Life Love  —  "I love him," Wedding Crashers actress Isla Fisher gushes to Us Weekly of her fiancé, Borat's Sacha Baron Cohen.  —  "He always makes me laugh.  He's the funniest guy in the world!"  But when it comes to their upcoming nuptials …

The little girl at the centre of Madonna adoption riddle  —  This is the little girl at the centre of a second adoption riddle involving Madonna.  —  Malawian officials revealed the singer had been planning to adopt 18-month-old Jessica Kondanani before choosing David Banda after discovering how ill he was.

LOHAN IN CAR SMASH  —  Hollywood star LINDSAY LOHAN narrowly escaped injury when her Range Rover collided with a police car in London on Sunday (19NOV06).  The MEAN GIRLS actress, 20, was partying with notorious London socialite CALUM BEST - son of late soccer legend GEORGE BEST …

Beckham told to skip TomKat wedding  —  LONDON - Not even David Beckham can get a day off to attend a friend's wedding.  The soccer star-pop idol wanted to stay in Rome for an extra day to watch Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes tie the knot, but Real Madrid didn't like that idea.

Will Smith thinks teachers are useless  —  Will Smith says he and his wife Jada Pinkett Smith are homeschooling their children because he doesn't believe in teachers and feels the most valuable things he learned in life he didn't get from school.  He tells Reader's Digest:

Keira Knightley Set To Wed?  —  With all of these divorces in the air, it's mighty optimistic to be getting engaged in Hollywood this season.  Oh, I'm not kidding anyone—it almost never works, no matter what the season.  I kid, celebrities!  I kid!  (I totally mean it.)

ComingHome  —  Well now ... who would have guessed that Kevin Federline actually had any work ethic to speak of?  It's becoming evident that K-Fed actually does know how to work and is pretty much doing any job that comes his way in order to make whatever money he can since having …

Jennifer Lopez's Weight Loss?  —  Jennifer Lopez and hubby Marc Anthony attended last night's Los Angeles Free Clinic Dinner Gala at the Beverly Hilton Hotel in Los Angeles.  The swank event honored Paramount Pictures Corporation Chairman and CEO Brad Grey.