Paris Speaks About Britney: "I Love Her"  —  Paris Hilton and Britney Spears went from near strangers to inseparable over the week of Thanksgiving, when they spent almost every day together.  —  "I love her," Hilton gushed to Us while shopping in Malibu, California, November 27.

Groups to Judge Madonna Fitness to Adopt  —  LILONGWE, Malawi — Human rights organizations will help decide whether Madonna is fit to adopt a Malawian toddler, a judge ruled Wednesday.  —  Judge Andrew Nyirenda ruled in favor of a coalition of 67 Malawian human rights and child advocacy groups …

Court Orders Anna Nicole To Scram  —  A court in the Bahamas has ordered Anna Nicole Smith to vacate the house she's living in — STAT.  —  TMZ has obtained a default judgment issued yesterday against Smith (aka Vickie Lynn Marshall).  G. Ben Thompson, the owner of the home in which Smith has been living …

Rapper Jay-Z reclaims "Kingdom" with No. 1 debut  —  NEW YORK (Billboard) - Rapper Jay-Z came out on top of the post-Thanksgiving U.S. pop album charts Wednesday, tying the Rolling Stones for the third-most No. 1 hits.  —  "Kingdom Come" (Def Jam) sold a hefty 680,000 copies in the week ended November 26 …

Hartnett's New "Mystery Woman" Revealed  —  On November 19, Australia's Daily Telegraph ran photos of Josh Hartnett, 28, at a Sydney, Australia, airport with a "mystery woman" who was later identified as actress Amber Sainsbury, his costar in the upcoming horror-thriller 30 Days of Night.

Paris Hilton Gets Kinky Kinkos  —  So, here's somewhere I never thought I'd see: Paris Hilton... at a Kinkos print and copy shop.  —  Who knew Paris Hilton was into desktop publishing?  I wonder what it is she's doing at a print shop.  After all, you'd think she'd have one of her Herpes …

Reese & Jake Are Co-Stars not A Couple  —  Rumors are spreading quickly about a possible romance between newly single Reese and the adorable Jakey G on the set of their new movie Rendition.  Apparently Reese is doing what she can to put a stop to the gossip before it gets out of control.

Britney Gets Brawny  —  HOT LINKS :  —  Britney Spears may have a knack for getting herself into all kinds of trouble - so it's hardly a surprise to see the Kevlar Cajun picking up cleaning supplies herself rather than sending an underling to the store in her stead!

X-Men illustrator dies in Superman pajamas … COLUMBIA, South Carolina (AP) — Wearing Superman pajamas and covered with his Batman blanket, comic book illustrator Dave Cockrum died Sunday.  —  The 63-year-old overhauled the X-Men comic and helped popularize the relatively obscure Marvel Comics in the 1970s.

Report: K-Fed was having fling with porn star  —  But 'they're just friends who have sex,' says a source  —  Add this to the reasons that Britney Spears had to dump her hubby: Kevin Federline reportedly was having an affair with a former porn star a full month before Spears filed for divorce in November.

Britney Buys Panties!  —  Fear not, Britney fans, Britney Spears does have panties to wear.  —  Despite persistent sightings of Brit's bare bits, she just spent more than $3000 on thongs and other fancy underthings at trendy Le Bra Lingerie boutique in West Hollywood, the place …

Nick Lachey Buys a Baseball Team  —  Nick Lachey has a new game up his sleeve: baseball.  —  The singer is becoming a part owner of a team - the Tacoma Rainiers franchise, the Triple-A affiliate of the Seattle Mariners, he tells PEOPLE in its new issue.  —  "It had always been a dream …

Madonna Special a Turkey  —  Madonna is many things, but apparently, a holiday favorite she's not.  —  The performer's concert special, Madonna: The Confessions Tour—Live from London, airing on NBC the night before Thanksgiving, drew only 4.6 million out of the kitchen and before the TV hearth.

Paris in Black & White  —  • WTF is She Wearing?  —  Dear Paris:  —  You usually look so put together.  If there's one thing you work really hard at, it's your image!  So why the prison stripes?  Why the Boy George hat?  And why, for the love of God, red socks with an otherwise monochromatic outfit?

Nicole Kidman: I'd Like to Be a Mother Again  —  You know, we were always sort of ambivalent when it came to Nicole Kidman.  On the one hand, she's exquisite and talented and appears not to be in possession of sweat glands.  But she's also a bit stiff and seems like she has to be plugged into an outlet and recharged every night.

MEG RYAN GOT A NEW FACE Y'ALL!  —  good morning boys & girls!  i hope everyone is staying warm - it's like an icebox here in hollywood - i'm freezing!  so yeah i knew meg ryan has had some work done over the years but she isn't looking so cute lately...i know it's a very unflattering picture of her below …

Michael Douglas has near-miss in Bermuda  —  HAMILTON, Bermuda - Actor Michael Douglas may prefer to conduct ceremonies with both feet firmly planted on the ground from now on.  —  Douglas briefly lost his footing while standing in a cherry-picker basket 25 feet in the air to christen a new art museum in Bermuda.