Groups to Judge Madonna Fitness to Adopt  —  LILONGWE, Malawi — Human rights organizations will help decide whether Madonna is fit to adopt a Malawian toddler, a judge ruled Wednesday.  —  Judge Andrew Nyirenda ruled in favor of a coalition of 67 Malawian human rights and child advocacy groups …

Report: K-Fed was having fling with porn star  —  But 'they're just friends who have sex,' says a source  —  Add this to the reasons that Britney Spears had to dump her hubby: Kevin Federline reportedly was having an affair with a former porn star a full month before Spears filed for divorce in November.

Paris Speaks About Britney: "I Love Her"  —  Paris Hilton and Britney Spears went from near strangers to inseparable over the week of Thanksgiving, when they spent almost every day together.  —  "I love her," Hilton gushed to Us while shopping in Malibu, California, November 27.

Court Orders Anna Nicole To Scram  —  A court in the Bahamas has ordered Anna Nicole Smith to vacate the house she's living in — STAT.  —  TMZ has obtained a default judgment issued yesterday against Smith (aka Vickie Lynn Marshall).  G. Ben Thompson, the owner of the home in which Smith has been living …

Hartnett's New "Mystery Woman" Revealed  —  On November 19, Australia's Daily Telegraph ran photos of Josh Hartnett, 28, at a Sydney, Australia, airport with a "mystery woman" who was later identified as actress Amber Sainsbury, his costar in the upcoming horror-thriller 30 Days of Night.

Britney Spears Did it AGAIN Last Night  —  If you went to bed last night thinking it couldn't get any worse for Britney Spears, welcome to today.  It has.  For the THIRD time this week, Britney Spears has gotten out of a car with a super short dress and no panties, this time at a Santa Monica gas station late last night.

Paris Hilton Gets Kinky Kinkos  —  So, here's somewhere I never thought I'd see: Paris Hilton... at a Kinkos print and copy shop.  —  Who knew Paris Hilton was into desktop publishing?  I wonder what it is she's doing at a print shop.  After all, you'd think she'd have one of her Herpes …

Sofia Coppola Has Baby Girl  —  Oscar-winning writer and acclaimed director Sofia Coppola and singer Thomas Mars welcomed a baby girl, Romy, in Paris on Tuesday.  This is the couple's first child together.  —  "Baby, mom and dad are all doing great," Coppola's rep tells Us.

Reese & Jake Are Co-Stars not A Couple  —  Rumors are spreading quickly about a possible romance between newly single Reese and the adorable Jakey G on the set of their new movie Rendition.  Apparently Reese is doing what she can to put a stop to the gossip before it gets out of control.

Britney Gets Brawny  —  HOT LINKS :  —  Britney Spears may have a knack for getting herself into all kinds of trouble - so it's hardly a surprise to see the Kevlar Cajun picking up cleaning supplies herself rather than sending an underling to the store in her stead!

Rapper Jay-Z reclaims "Kingdom" with No. 1 debut  —  NEW YORK (Billboard) - Rapper Jay-Z came out on top of the post-Thanksgiving U.S. pop album charts Wednesday, tying the Rolling Stones for the third-most No. 1 hits.  —  "Kingdom Come" (Def Jam) sold a hefty 680,000 copies in the week ended November 26 …

X-Men illustrator dies in Superman pajamas … COLUMBIA, South Carolina (AP) — Wearing Superman pajamas and covered with his Batman blanket, comic book illustrator Dave Cockrum died Sunday.  —  The 63-year-old overhauled the X-Men comic and helped popularize the relatively obscure Marvel Comics in the 1970s.

Nick Lachey Buys a Baseball Team  —  Nick Lachey has a new game up his sleeve: baseball.  —  The singer is becoming a part owner of a team - the Tacoma Rainiers franchise, the Triple-A affiliate of the Seattle Mariners, he tells PEOPLE in its new issue.  —  "It had always been a dream …

George Clooney Rags on Brad Pitt  —  George Clooney playfully ragged on good friend Brad Pitt on last night's The Late Show with David Letterman.  George knocked Brad for also winning the title of "People's Sexiest Man" twice.  George joked of Brad: "He was a little upset.  It sort of knocked his thing down a notch."

Michael Douglas has near-miss in Bermuda  —  HAMILTON, Bermuda - Actor Michael Douglas may prefer to conduct ceremonies with both feet firmly planted on the ground from now on.  —  Douglas briefly lost his footing while standing in a cherry-picker basket 25 feet in the air to christen a new art museum in Bermuda.

Madonna Special a Turkey  —  Madonna is many things, but apparently, a holiday favorite she's not.  —  The performer's concert special, Madonna: The Confessions Tour—Live from London, airing on NBC the night before Thanksgiving, drew only 4.6 million out of the kitchen and before the TV hearth.

Nicole Kidman: I'd Like to Be a Mother Again  —  You know, we were always sort of ambivalent when it came to Nicole Kidman.  On the one hand, she's exquisite and talented and appears not to be in possession of sweat glands.  But she's also a bit stiff and seems like she has to be plugged into an outlet and recharged every night.

Kid says Pam's a Partier, and He Ain't Kiddin'  —  Now it's his turn: Kid Rock's friends say that he had to end his marriage to Pam Anderson because he was sick and tired of taking care of their kids — while Pam would stay out 'til all hours.  —  Yesterday, it emerged that Pam couldn't deal …

Paris in Black & White  —  • WTF is She Wearing?  —  Dear Paris:  —  You usually look so put together.  If there's one thing you work really hard at, it's your image!  So why the prison stripes?  Why the Boy George hat?  And why, for the love of God, red socks with an otherwise monochromatic outfit?

Newly Single Hilary Duff With Newly Shaped Teeth?  —  When Hilary Duff stepped out last year with a long face, it wasn't because the singer-actress was down in the dumps — it was that her newly veneered teeth were too big for her mouth!  "She probably had her teeth recontoured or reshaped to fit her smile …

PETA's 2006 Worst Dressed List!  —  It's that time of year again, when it starts to get a little bit colder and you can spot a select few of Hollywood's trashiest celebrities strutting around with dead animals strapped to their backs.  At PETA, we have far too much tact to name …