Paris Speaks About Britney: "I Love Her"  —  Paris Hilton and Britney Spears went from near strangers to inseparable over the week of Thanksgiving, when they spent almost every day together.  —  "I love her," Hilton gushed to Us while shopping in Malibu, California, November 27.

Report: K-Fed was having fling with porn star  —  But 'they're just friends who have sex,' says a source  —  Add this to the reasons that Britney Spears had to dump her hubby: Kevin Federline reportedly was having an affair with a former porn star a full month before Spears filed for divorce in November.

Hartnett's New "Mystery Woman" Revealed  —  On November 19, Australia's Daily Telegraph ran photos of Josh Hartnett, 28, at a Sydney, Australia, airport with a "mystery woman" who was later identified as actress Amber Sainsbury, his costar in the upcoming horror-thriller 30 Days of Night.

Sofia Coppola Has Baby Girl  —  Oscar-winning writer and acclaimed director Sofia Coppola and singer Thomas Mars welcomed a baby girl, Romy, in Paris on Tuesday.  This is the couple's first child together.  —  "Baby, mom and dad are all doing great," Coppola's rep tells Us.

Groups to Judge Madonna Fitness to Adopt  —  LILONGWE, Malawi — Human rights organizations will help decide whether Madonna is fit to adopt a Malawian toddler, a judge ruled Wednesday.  —  Judge Andrew Nyirenda ruled in favor of a coalition of 67 Malawian human rights and child advocacy groups …

Has no one told Britney that she's flashing her goods every single day?  —  For today's apparently mandatory Britney Spears FUPA flashing, I've chosen to censor her area with Haley Joel Osment (Ed: Not Jonathon Lipnicki, damn it), because he could probably use the face time.

Reese Bans Cell Phones On Set  —  Reese Witherspoon's tactic for controlling false rumors: Stop them before they start.  —  A source on the L.A. set of Rendition says the actress, 30 (who split from husband Ryan Phillippe, 32, in October) has banned cell phones so no photos of her and costar Jake Gyllenhaal get out.

Paris Hilton Gets Kinky Kinkos  —  So, here's somewhere I never thought I'd see: Paris Hilton... at a Kinkos print and copy shop.  —  Who knew Paris Hilton was into desktop publishing?  I wonder what it is she's doing at a print shop.  After all, you'd think she'd have one of her Herpes …

Britney Gets Brawny  —  HOT LINKS :  —  Britney Spears may have a knack for getting herself into all kinds of trouble - so it's hardly a surprise to see the Kevlar Cajun picking up cleaning supplies herself rather than sending an underling to the store in her stead!

George Clooney Rags on Brad Pitt  —  George Clooney playfully ragged on good friend Brad Pitt on last night's The Late Show with David Letterman.  George knocked Brad for also winning the title of "People's Sexiest Man" twice.  George joked of Brad: "He was a little upset.  It sort of knocked his thing down a notch."

Rapper Jay-Z reclaims "Kingdom" with No. 1 debut  —  NEW YORK (Billboard) - Rapper Jay-Z came out on top of the post-Thanksgiving U.S. pop album charts Wednesday, tying the Rolling Stones for the third-most No. 1 hits.  —  "Kingdom Come" (Def Jam) sold a hefty 680,000 copies in the week ended November 26 …

Newly Single Hilary Duff With Newly Shaped Teeth?  —  When Hilary Duff stepped out last year with a long face, it wasn't because the singer-actress was down in the dumps — it was that her newly veneered teeth were too big for her mouth!  "She probably had her teeth recontoured or reshaped to fit her smile …

Kid says Pam's a Partier, and He Ain't Kiddin'  —  Now it's his turn: Kid Rock's friends say that he had to end his marriage to Pam Anderson because he was sick and tired of taking care of their kids — while Pam would stay out 'til all hours.  —  Yesterday, it emerged that Pam couldn't deal …

PETA's 2006 Worst Dressed List!  —  It's that time of year again, when it starts to get a little bit colder and you can spot a select few of Hollywood's trashiest celebrities strutting around with dead animals strapped to their backs.  At PETA, we have far too much tact to name …

X-Men illustrator dies in Superman pajamas … COLUMBIA, South Carolina (AP) — Wearing Superman pajamas and covered with his Batman blanket, comic book illustrator Dave Cockrum died Sunday.  —  The 63-year-old overhauled the X-Men comic and helped popularize the relatively obscure Marvel Comics in the 1970s.

VW Attracts Young Hollywood  —  Another Tuesday night in LA, and another cool gadget to celebrate.  Last night it was all about VW's US premiere of Concept Tiguan at Raleigh Studios.  These stars love to celebrate any new toy but this time it was to see what the mini-SUV looked like.

Owen Wilson and Kate Hudson's offspring  —  As rumors build that Owen Wilson is about to pop the question to Kate Hudson, Gawker ponders what the couple's offspring might look like.  Based on a previous theory, we're going with this...  Kate and Owen's morning after  —  Owen Wilson serenades Kate Hudson

Paris in Black & White  —  • WTF is She Wearing?  —  Dear Paris:  —  You usually look so put together.  If there's one thing you work really hard at, it's your image!  So why the prison stripes?  Why the Boy George hat?  And why, for the love of God, red socks with an otherwise monochromatic outfit?

Nick Lachey Buys a Baseball Team  —  Nick Lachey has a new game up his sleeve: baseball.  —  The singer is becoming a part owner of a team - the Tacoma Rainiers franchise, the Triple-A affiliate of the Seattle Mariners, he tells PEOPLE in its new issue.  —  "It had always been a dream …

Sleeping With The Enemy  —  Sigh.  Here we go again ... more of the same, more of the worst, more of horribly unintelligent Britney Spears shooting herself in the foot ... with an AK-47 ... at point-blank range ... repeatedly.  Brit-Brit managed to amputate herself from Paris Hilton's hip …

Nicole Kidman: I'd Like to Be a Mother Again  —  You know, we were always sort of ambivalent when it came to Nicole Kidman.  On the one hand, she's exquisite and talented and appears not to be in possession of sweat glands.  But she's also a bit stiff and seems like she has to be plugged into an outlet and recharged every night.

Britney Buys Panties!  —  Fear not, Britney fans, Britney Spears does have panties to wear.  —  Despite persistent sightings of Brit's bare bits, she just spent more than $3000 on thongs and other fancy underthings at trendy Le Bra Lingerie boutique in West Hollywood, the place …

Britney, This Has To Stop!!!  —  No Paris and still no panties!!!!  —  Maybe Britney is allergic to underwear???  —  Spears had another pussy slip at a gas station in Malibu on Tuesday night, and it's becoming harder and harder for her fans to defend her disgusting and un-motherly behavior.