Britney Gets "Greasy"  —  With Paris Hilton nowhere in sight, Britney Spears settled for a D-list sidekick last night.  —  TMZ spotted the pop star-turned-trainwreck at the Roosevelt Hotel last night, and while she finally kept her goodies to herself, she had a posse even more pathetic than her recent late-night peep shows.

LINDSAY'S NEW HANGOUT: AA  —  LINDSAY Lohan is flirting with sobriety.  After a hard weekend of partying with Paris Hilton and Britney Spears, Lohan - who's been sporting an Alcoholics Anonymous pin - has apparently had enough.  A Los Angeles spy reports seeing her yesterday at a 7:30 …

50 Cent: Oprah Has Become White  —  Oprah Winfrey isn't showing her true color, according to 50 Cent.  —  Page Six has obtained in the January issue of Elle, in which the 31-year-old rapper says the 52-year-old talk show host "started out with black women's views but has been catering …

Eva Longoria & Tony Parker Engaged  —  Eva Longoria and NBA star Tony Parker are engaged, PEOPLE has confirmed.  —  "Eva and Tony are officially engaged," Longoria's rep, Liza Anderson, tells PEOPLE exclusively.  "The couple have never been happier."  —  Longoria, 31, and the French-born Parker …

Danny DeVito — Hammered on "The View"?  —  Danny DeVito says he and George Clooney had a long night out last night — and by the look of things on "The View" this morning, it caught up with him.  —  DeVito, appearing as a guest on the show to plug his latest comedy, "Deck the Halls," …

SUGE CALLS SNOOP A CRYBABY  —  SUGE Knight, the founder of Death Row Records, has an explanation for how his archenemy Snoop Dogg keeps avoiding jail, despite his numerous arrests for drugs and gun possession.  —  "Snoop is a rat.  He's a police informer.  This is the only guy who never goes to jail no matter what.

Nicole Richie's Road to Recovery  —  It's only been a month since Nicole Richie announced she was seeking treatment for her inability to gain weight, but friends are noticing a difference, PEOPLE reports in its upcoming issue.  —  "She has (put on) at least 5 lbs.," says a source close to the actress.

Lopez Turns To Scientology Teachings For Baby Help?.  —  Lopez Turns To Scientology Teachings For Baby Help?.... Jennifer Lopez is turning to the teachings of Scientology in an effort to become a mum, according to new US reports.  —  The Maid In Manhattan star, who recently attended …

Court Orders Anna Nicole To Scram  —  A court in the Bahamas has ordered Anna Nicole Smith to vacate the house she's living in — STAT.  —  TMZ has obtained a default judgment issued yesterday against Smith (aka Vickie Lynn Marshall).  G. Ben Thompson, the owner of the home in which Smith has been living …

Kathy Griffin Back For a Third Season  —  Everyone's favorite celebrity-slaughterer will be back on Bravo for a third season, according to TV Squad.  Yay! … I know she took kind of a backlash, amidst grumblings from "her (now ex) gays" and the revelation that her marriage was sort of, uh, over despite how it appeared in Season Two.

"A New Day" Will Have To Wait Until Another Day  —  Celebrities get sick too, just like the rest of us normal people.  Not all of them are magic.  The Showbuzz reports: … Ailing Celine Dion Cancels Shows [The ShowBuzz]

DID KATE OUTGLAM CAM?  —  Kate Winslet looked incredible as she strutted down the red carpet for her latest film premiere.  —  And the competition was fierce...  The British actress had to compete with her leggy co-star Cameron Diaz at the New York premiere for The Holiday.

COVER STORY: Is Prince William Ready to Wed?  —  The top sport in England these days isn't football or polo - it's guessing when Prince William will finally get engaged to his longtime girlfriend Kate Middleton and start the countdown to what would be the wedding of the century.

Oprah's an Oreo, Says Rapper  —  Oprah Winfrey has morphed into a middle-aged white woman, says 50 Cent, and "caters" to their needs more than she does her black sisters.  —  The loose-tongued rapper accuses Oprah of being an Oreo - black outside, white inside - in an interview in the January issue of Elle …

Mel Gibson: I Feel Bad for Michael Richards  —  Mel Gibson feels Michael Richards's pain.  —  "I feel really badly for the guy.  He was obviously in a state of stress," Gibson tells Entertainment Weekly for its Dec. 8 issue, referring to the former Seinfeld star's racial outburst.

LaToya Jackson's Bound To Accidentally Shoot Somebody  —  And I want to be there when it happens.  From ComingSoon.net:

'Beautiful Brit likes other girls'  —  HIS claim to fame is being married to BRITNEY SPEARS for less than three days.  —  But JASON ALEXANDER, childhood sweetheart and first husband of the once squeaky-clean pop princess, knows her inside out.  —  And for the first time …