LINDSAY'S NEW HANGOUT: AA  —  LINDSAY Lohan is flirting with sobriety.  After a hard weekend of partying with Paris Hilton and Britney Spears, Lohan - who's been sporting an Alcoholics Anonymous pin - has apparently had enough.  A Los Angeles spy reports seeing her yesterday at a 7:30 …

Prayers Answered as Britney Buys Undergarments  —  Someone got in Britney's ear and clued her on on the fact that a tasteful pictorial in Playboy is a much better arena to unveil her hey nanny nanny than under her F.U.P.A. while parked in front of Hyde in the unflattering lighting of pararazzi flashbulbs.

Danny DeBlotto tipsy on 'The View'  —  Welcome to the latest episode of Hollywood Celebrities Behaving Badly.  —  In today's spotlight: comic actor Danny DeVito, who stumbled onto "The View" set visibly hammered at 11 a.m. yesterday, launched into a boozy attack on President Bush and followed …

Court Orders Anna Nicole To Scram  —  A court in the Bahamas has ordered Anna Nicole Smith to vacate the house she's living in — STAT.  —  TMZ has obtained a default judgment issued yesterday against Smith (aka Vickie Lynn Marshall).  G. Ben Thompson, the owner of the home in which Smith has been living …

SUGE CALLS SNOOP A CRYBABY  —  SUGE Knight, the founder of Death Row Records, has an explanation for how his archenemy Snoop Dogg keeps avoiding jail, despite his numerous arrests for drugs and gun possession.  —  "Snoop is a rat.  He's a police informer.  This is the only guy who never goes to jail no matter what.

What Do You Get For The Man Who Has Everything?  Jessica Biel  —  Actress Jessica Biel and Derek Jeter spent the weekend after Thanksgiving cozying up all over Las Vegas, according to New York newspapers and People.com.  At the Tryst nightclub Saturday night, the pair snuck kisses …

Britney Spears shows her crotch again  —  Britney Spears seems intent on finding out what the human limit of flashing your beaver is.  This is the second night in a row and the third time in one week she's been photographed without panties on.  I figure she's decided to become a nudist …

LaToya Jackson's Bound To Accidentally Shoot Somebody  —  And I want to be there when it happens.  From ComingSoon.net:

Oprah's an Oreo, Says Rapper  —  Oprah Winfrey has morphed into a middle-aged white woman, says 50 Cent, and "caters" to their needs more than she does her black sisters.  —  The loose-tongued rapper accuses Oprah of being an Oreo - black outside, white inside - in an interview in the January issue of Elle …

COVER STORY: Is Prince William Ready to Wed?  —  The top sport in England these days isn't football or polo - it's guessing when Prince William will finally get engaged to his longtime girlfriend Kate Middleton and start the countdown to what would be the wedding of the century.

Ashton's Beauty and the Geek is Back  —  Looks like Ashton's show Beauty and the Geek has survived the WB/UPN merger, the CW.  The network is bringing back the reality show in the new year!  Ashton and his partner from Punk'd, Jason Goldberg, have created a goofy yet entertaining show pairing …

X-Men illustrator dies in Superman pajamas … COLUMBIA, South Carolina (AP) — Wearing Superman pajamas and covered with his Batman blanket, comic book illustrator Dave Cockrum died Sunday.  —  The 63-year-old overhauled the X-Men comic and helped popularize the relatively obscure Marvel Comics in the 1970s.

Ethan Embry Held Up & Fires Back?  —  Actor Ethan Embry was mugged at gunpoint by two men Sunday night outside his Studio City home.  —  TMZ has confirmed the "Can't Hardly Wait" star told police that two men recognized him from his film and TV roles, and robbed him and a female in his driveway.

Bravo's Andy Cohen Throws His Yarmulke Into The Hollywood Race War Ring  —  THE GAWKER SHOP: A WARM PLACE TO STAY DURING THE HOLIDAYS  —  With the mall-clogging horror of Black Friday behind us, we think it's finally safe for us to make a new appeal to your culturally ingrained imperative …