Paris Speaks About Britney: "I Love Her"  —  Paris Hilton and Britney Spears went from near strangers to inseparable over the week of Thanksgiving, when they spent almost every day together.  —  "I love her," Hilton gushed to Us while shopping in Malibu, California, November 27.

LINDSAY'S NEW HANGOUT: AA  —  LINDSAY Lohan is flirting with sobriety.  After a hard weekend of partying with Paris Hilton and Britney Spears, Lohan - who's been sporting an Alcoholics Anonymous pin - has apparently had enough.  A Los Angeles spy reports seeing her yesterday at a 7:30 …

Court Orders Anna Nicole To Scram  —  A court in the Bahamas has ordered Anna Nicole Smith to vacate the house she's living in — STAT.  —  TMZ has obtained a default judgment issued yesterday against Smith (aka Vickie Lynn Marshall).  G. Ben Thompson, the owner of the home in which Smith has been living …

Danny DeBlotto tipsy on 'The View'  —  Welcome to the latest episode of Hollywood Celebrities Behaving Badly.  —  In today's spotlight: comic actor Danny DeVito, who stumbled onto "The View" set visibly hammered at 11 a.m. yesterday, launched into a boozy attack on President Bush and followed …

Rapper Jay-Z reclaims "Kingdom" with No. 1 debut  —  NEW YORK (Billboard) - Rapper Jay-Z came out on top of the post-Thanksgiving U.S. pop album charts Wednesday, tying the Rolling Stones for the third-most No. 1 hits.  —  "Kingdom Come" (Def Jam) sold a hefty 680,000 copies in the week ended November 26 …

Oprah's an Oreo, Says Rapper  —  Oprah Winfrey has morphed into a middle-aged white woman, says 50 Cent, and "caters" to their needs more than she does her black sisters.  —  The loose-tongued rapper accuses Oprah of being an Oreo - black outside, white inside - in an interview in the January issue of Elle …

Groups to Judge Madonna Fitness to Adopt  —  LILONGWE, Malawi — Human rights organizations will help decide whether Madonna is fit to adopt a Malawian toddler, a judge ruled Wednesday.  —  Judge Andrew Nyirenda ruled in favor of a coalition of 67 Malawian human rights and child advocacy groups …

X-Men illustrator dies in Superman pajamas … COLUMBIA, South Carolina (AP) — Wearing Superman pajamas and covered with his Batman blanket, comic book illustrator Dave Cockrum died Sunday.  —  The 63-year-old overhauled the X-Men comic and helped popularize the relatively obscure Marvel Comics in the 1970s.

SUGE CALLS SNOOP A CRYBABY  —  SUGE Knight, the founder of Death Row Records, has an explanation for how his archenemy Snoop Dogg keeps avoiding jail, despite his numerous arrests for drugs and gun possession.  —  "Snoop is a rat.  He's a police informer.  This is the only guy who never goes to jail no matter what.

Bravo's Andy Cohen Throws His Yarmulke Into The Hollywood Race War Ring  —  THE GAWKER SHOP: A WARM PLACE TO STAY DURING THE HOLIDAYS  —  With the mall-clogging horror of Black Friday behind us, we think it's finally safe for us to make a new appeal to your culturally ingrained imperative …

Britney Buys Panties!  —  Fear not, Britney fans, Britney Spears does have panties to wear.  —  Despite persistent sightings of Brit's bare bits, she just spent more than $3000 on thongs and other fancy underthings at trendy Le Bra Lingerie boutique in West Hollywood, the place …

'Kathy Griffin: My Life On The D-List' Gets Third Season  —  There's no place like the D-List for Kathy Griffin, and Bravo concurs with a third season renewal for the acclaimed Emmy-nominated unscripted series "Kathy Griffin: My Life on the D-List."  Six episodes of her no-holds barred …

Ethan Embry Held Up & Fires Back?  —  Actor Ethan Embry was mugged at gunpoint by two men Sunday night outside his Studio City home.  —  TMZ has confirmed the "Can't Hardly Wait" star told police that two men recognized him from his film and TV roles, and robbed him and a female in his driveway.

Britney Gets Brawny  —  HOT LINKS :  —  Britney Spears may have a knack for getting herself into all kinds of trouble - so it's hardly a surprise to see the Kevlar Cajun picking up cleaning supplies herself rather than sending an underling to the store in her stead!

Paris in Black & White  —  • WTF is She Wearing?  —  Dear Paris:  —  You usually look so put together.  If there's one thing you work really hard at, it's your image!  So why the prison stripes?  Why the Boy George hat?  And why, for the love of God, red socks with an otherwise monochromatic outfit?

Madonna Special a Turkey  —  Madonna is many things, but apparently, a holiday favorite she's not.  —  The performer's concert special, Madonna: The Confessions Tour—Live from London, airing on NBC the night before Thanksgiving, drew only 4.6 million out of the kitchen and before the TV hearth.

Nicole Kidman: I'd Like to Be a Mother Again  —  You know, we were always sort of ambivalent when it came to Nicole Kidman.  On the one hand, she's exquisite and talented and appears not to be in possession of sweat glands.  But she's also a bit stiff and seems like she has to be plugged into an outlet and recharged every night.

MEG RYAN GOT A NEW FACE Y'ALL!  —  good morning boys & girls!  i hope everyone is staying warm - it's like an icebox here in hollywood - i'm freezing!  so yeah i knew meg ryan has had some work done over the years but she isn't looking so cute lately...i know it's a very unflattering picture of her below …