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12:45 PM ET, April 18, 2007


 Top News:
Birkhead — "Oooh Baby!"  —  The first photos have surfaced showing proud papa Larry Birkhead with his and Anna Nicole Smith's daughter, Dannielynn.  —  OK! has the exclusive shots and an interview with the L.A. based photographer, who last week was determined to be the biological father of the 7-month-old.
National Enquirer:
WORLD EXCLUSIVE: LARRY BIRKHEAD'S SECRET GAY LOVER TELLS ALL!  —  "I was Larry Birkhead's secret gay lover!"  —  That's the sensational revelation of Kerrick Ross — a handsome male model who carried on a torrid two-month sexual affair with the man who won the blockbuster paternity battle for Anna Nicole Smith's baby girl.
Discussion: popbytes and Daily. Gay. News.
Birkhead Not Fan-TAB-u-lous — Lawsuit Imminent  —  If you believe the tabloids, Larry Birkhead is a deadbeat, IRS-defrauding, shoplifting, child-abandoning, secretly gay man who parties 'til the wee hours of the morning with beautiful women, impregnating some of them.
Harrison Ford engaged  —  Harrison Ford is engaged to long-term love Calista Flockhart.  —  The 64-year-old actor popped the question to Calista, 42, on April Fool's Day (01.04.07) and the thrilled former 'Ally McBeal' actress accepted.  —  Harrison enlisted the help of Calista's six-year-old adopted son Liam for the proposal.
Daily Mail:
Finally!  Harrison Ford proposes to Calista Flockhart  —  Action hero Harrison Ford and actress girlfriend Calista Flockhart have managed a rare feat in Hollywood - a long term relationship - and now they are finally engaged.  —  After five years together, Ford asked for the former Ally McBeal star's hand …
Noelle Hancock / Us Weekly:   Harrison and Calista's Wedding Rumors
New York Post:
PALS 'UNSAFE' WITHOUT LOHAN  —  IN a bizarre interview with Allure, Lindsay Lohan says she takes on the role of protector to her friends and family.  "When my friends and family are around me I feel like they're safe . . . When my friends have left me - I've just seen everything collapse.
Richard Simpson / Daily Mail:
I'll adopt the orphanage, says Madonna  —  She already adopted an orphan boy and there are suggestions she might like an African girl as well.  —  But now Madonna has gone even further on her mission to Malawi - by hinting that she might take over an entire orphanage.  —  Scroll down for more...
Discussion: Cele|bitchy
Stone-throwing fracas mars Madonna's Malawi visit  —  MCHINJI, Malawi (Reuters) - Malawi police and stone-throwing school students blocked journalists from covering pop star Madonna's visit to an orphanage on Tuesday where the boy she is adopting was due to meet his biological father.
Discussion: Dlisted and The Blemish
Molly / POPSUGAR:   Madonna Inadvertently Employees Makeshift Bodyguards
Andrei Harmsworth /
Jolie: I was sexual at nursery age  —  Angelina Jolie has revealed she was sexually active in kindergarten, saying she took her clothes off and 'made out' with boys.  —  The 31-year-old said: 'I was a member of a group called the Kissy Girls.  I was very sexual in kindergarten.
Jeannette Walls / MSNBC:
Abdul tries diva trip, but passengers just laugh  —  'You're no Sanjaya,' one fellow traveler reportedly shouted  —  Paula Abdul is a sweetie on "American Idol" — but some folks claim she's not so sweet when she's an airline passenger.  —  Abdul was a diva during a recent flight …
Ben Widdicombe / NY Daily News:
A first for Suri: Birthday blowout  —  Happy first birthday, Suri Cruise!  Vanity Fair's youngest-ever cover star celebrates the big "one" today.  —  But not since Howard Hughes has a celebrity so successfully combined fame and reclusiveness like Tom and Katie's tot.
Discussion: Celebritology and Dlisted
Us Weekly:
Jessica Hosting Pussycat Dolls!  —  Sex-crazed men of the world rejoice: Jessica Simpson is getting back to her cleavage-baring ways.  — has learned exclusively that Simpson will don her naughty-wear May 4 when she plays host to a special performance by the Pussycat Dolls …
New York Post:
KRISTIN PRIMES CASH PUMP  —  KRISTIN Cavallari, the "Laguna Beach" reality "star" - we use the word loosely - has come up with a new way to make some money.  Like Paris Hilton, she's charging club owners for personal appearances that might produce publicity for their venues in celebrity-obsessed weekly magazines.
New York Post:
Thugs Invade Anne Bass Home  —  ANNE Bass - the Manhattan socialite ex-wife of billionaire investor Sid Bass - and her longtime artist boyfriend, Julian Lethbridge, were the victims of a terrifying home invasion at her sprawling country estate in Connecticut this week.
Hilton to Make an Appearance — in Court!  —  Paris Hilton will face a judge on May 4, when prosecutors are hoping to have her probation revoked — which could result in a 90-day jail sentence!  Paris making license plates?  —  In January, Hilton pleaded no contest to alcohol-related reckless driving …
ROBSTER VS MOBSTER  —  IT could have been a scene right out of the classic mobster film Goodfellas...  Robbie Williams was left gobsmacked after a furious four-letter bust-up with his neighbour, Hollywood legend Joe Pesci.  —  The 64-year-old actor - who played psychotic Tommy DeVito …
Discussion: Seriously? OMG!
Celebitchy / Cele|bitchy:
Joe Pesci wields a golf club and threatens Robbie Williams
Discussion: Wizbang Pop!
Cindy Adams / New York Post:
HAPPY BIRTHDAY KISS TURNS INTO ROMANCE  —  PERENNIAL lover Bruce Willis, who leaves no moan unturned, turned his attention-deficit disorder to Courtney Love.  He's 52, she's 42, and whenever was his birthday they discovered one another and are now sort of seeing one another.  Set your clocks.
A Socialite's Life:
Fashion Forum: Dude Looks Like a Lady  —  Yes, men have invaded our beauty product realm and now our closets.  A climbing trend finds men wearing heels.  I was surfing through the net and found several pictures and pro man-heels posts.  Straight men wearing them at the "appropriate time" supported their love of pumps.
A Socialite's Life:
Ryan Gosling And Rachel McAdams Are Taking A Break  —  Despite a denial from Rachel's rep, Us Weekly's reporting that Ryan Gosling and Rachel McAdams are on a "break."
Discussion: and Gabby Babble
Associated Press:
Complaints filed against Richard Gere  —  NEW DELHI - Three lawyers filed complaints in Indian courts against actor Richard Gere and Bollywood actress Shilpa Shetty for kissing at a public function, a news report said Wednesday.  —  In his complaint, attorney Poonal Chandra Bhandari accused …
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