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12:55 PM ET, June 1, 2007

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NY Daily News:
Before the slammer, Paris planning some glamour  —  DAILY NEWS GOSSIP COLUMNISTS  —  Paris Hilton is getting ready for her closeup.  —  Sources say the jail-bound heiress has ordered a hair and makeup team to meet her at her Hollywood Hills home at 9 a.m. Monday.
TMZ.com:
Opri Bags Birkhead's $$$$$$$$$  —  TMZ has learned Debra Opri, the attorney who Larry Birkhead fired and who billed him for more than $600,000 for legal services, is holding a huge amount of Birkhead's money hostage.  —  Rewind to March, 2007.  Larry Birkhead, who was then fighting …
New York Post:
TRAVOLTA PRESSED ON TEEN SON  —  JOHN Travolta, 53, and his wife, Kelly Preston, 44, just announced they want to try for their third child - even while they fall under increasing pressure to publicly acknowledge the disability of their son, Jett.  —  Travolta has either pretended …
Daily Mail:
Ageing heartthrob Tony Curtis faces bald truth  —  He set hearts racing alongside Marilyn Monroe in the 1959 classic Some Like It Hot, but these days ageing screen legend Tony Curtis is barely recognisable.  —  The 81-year-old acting veteran showed off his bald head and silver beard while shooting his latest movie, David And Fatima.
Discussion: OH NO!!
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SeriouslyOMGWTF / Seriously? OMG! WTF?:
Guess who that bald actor is?  —  Think you know who that hot actor is, then  —  Yes, that is the Some Like It Hot actor Tony Curtis filming his latest movie David And Fatima.  "Curtis plays an elderly hospital patient who imparts his wisdom on a struggling younger friend."
A Socialite's Life:
Heidi Montag's Boobies Get A Call from Playboy  —  And it's the kind of phone call that most boobs wait a lifetime by the phone and are never lucky enough to get.  It looks like those chest enhancements of hers are already looking like a better investment than my lousy 401k will ever be.
Discussion: Don't Judge Me and Allie Is Wired
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Christopher Rocchio / Reality TV World:
'The Hills' star Heidi Montag gets offer to pose for 'Playboy'  —  Bigger boobs and a new nose could apparently help The Hills star Heidi Montag cash in.  —  The 20-year-old underwent breast augmentation surgery as well as rhinoplasty surgery in early April and has now been offered $1 million …
TMZ.com:
Paula: I'm Deeply Hurt  —  In an exclusive statement to TMZ, Paula Abdul says: … As first reported by Page Six and posted by Perez Hilton, a secretly taped phone conversation was released today — which featured a sobbing Abdul discussing her former publicist and their strained relationship.
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The Superficial:
Paula Abdul is very hurt  —  In a statement regarding yesterday's leaked telephone conversation, Paula Abdul tells TMZ: … I agree that sometimes the public can go too far.  Just the other day somebody broke into my home and stole all the trophies I won for being the world's greatest lover.
Discussion: Gabby Babble
Courtney Rubin / People.com:
Nicky Hilton Says Jail for Paris Is 'Absurd'  —  With the June 5 deadline for Paris Hilton to turn herself in to jail looming, her younger sister Nicky is speaking out.  —  "I think she should definitely be punished, but going to jail for a traffic violation is pretty absurd," Hilton, 23 …
Michael K / Dlisted:
While The Cat's Away.....  Oh snap!  Looks like Samantha Ronson is getting herself some new coochie while Lindsay Blohan's in the tank!  The good thing about having Richie as a girlfriend is you can kiss her on both lips at the same time, because she's so skinny!
Michael K / Dlisted:
Not Completely Unfortunate  —  Personally, I don't think Rumer Willis is that fugly fug.  I think with minor adjustements she could turn out semi-attractive.  It's mostly the hair.  It's got her looking like a Thundercat.  She doesn't help the cause by wearing cat print!
Olinka Koster / Daily Mail:
Photo auction that shows we can't get enough of Miss Moss  —  Photos of Kate Moss are hardly a rarity.  After all, her face and figure adorn countless billboards, shop windows and magazines.  —  But that didn't stop collectors handing over a total of £183,000 for the chance to own …
Adam Lisberg / NY Daily News:
As wife packs up, is A-Rod out at home?  —  Rodriguez says his off-field antics won't 'be a distraction' to team  —  Yankees superstar Alex Rodriguez vowed yesterday that revelations about his off-the-field antics wouldn't affect his play for the slumping Bombers.
Lburch / A Socialite's Life:
The Police To Go Unplugged  —  The Police have agreed to do an episode of MTV's "Unplugged" series.  The taping will take place on July 13 in Miami at an as of yet unnamed venue.
Discussion: Gabby Babble
cityrag:
Kirsten Dunst Vs. Drew Barrymore  —  Kirsten Dunst in Interview With a Vampire usually tops our list of scary kids, but Drew Barrymore gives her a run for the money with her head exploding powers in Firestarter! watch them both in the clips below from the Top 10 Creepy Kids!
Emily Smith / The Sun:
Baby DNA check for 'dad' Calum  —  CALUM BEST is to take a DNA test to see if he is the dad of a model's baby.  —  Calum, 26, demanded proof over claims by Lorna Hogan, 24 — who has a five-month-old daughter, Amelia.  —  The bedhopping son of football legend GEORGE this week admitted …
Discussion: Dlisted and Celebrity Baby Blog
Us Weekly:
Pax is a Pitt  —  Pax Thien Jolie is now officially Pax Thien Jolie-Pitt.  Angelina Jolie's attorney made the formal motion to change Pax's name this morning, May 31, in a Santa Monica Court.  There were no objections, so Judge Gerald Rosenberg granted the request.
 
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TMZ.com:
Bonaduce Stuffs His Partridge into Stripper Panties
Discussion: Yeeeah!
Nellie Andreeva / Reuters:
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X17 Online:
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Variety:
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Michael K / Dlisted:
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WOW Report:
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Veryvera / I'm Not Obsessed:
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Jordan Johnson / JordanIsYourHomeboy.com:
Sienna Miller wearing a see-through top
Michael K / Dlisted:
Night & Day  —  Fug alert!  Kelly Osbourne and Kimbo Stewart …
Discussion: Gabby Babble
TMZ.com:
Mary-Kate OLDsen  —  Although she's just two weeks shy …
TMZ.com:
Arrest Warrant Issued for Tom Sizemore
Discussion: Defamer
People.com:
Jennifer Aniston Gets Cozy with Mystery Man