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WHY BRITNEY COULDN'T HACK IT — Britney Spears has no one to blame but herself for her disastrous performance at the MTV Video Music Awards Sunday night. The lip-synching pop tart showed up for her big comeback late, unprepared and with a drink in her hand.
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Britney Spears' Pussy is Back — We've all seen Britney Spears' pussy before (sadly, an image we can never erase from our minds), and now it's back. Britney Spears' pussy was put out on display once more, no doubt in order to keep her name in the press, and perhaps try and make us forget …
Daily Mail:
Madonna's X-rated purchase revealed — More than a decade after shocking the world her infamous coffee table photo-book Sex, Madonna has proved that she's still capable of raising eyebrows. — While she may have traded in that infamous raunchy image for a more settled life as a mother-of-three …
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Madonna Loves Sex Toys — Madonna might be fast approaching 50 but the days of her Sex book phase are not behind her. — Madge and director hubby Guy Ritchie were spotted leaving Claridges Hotel in London on Monday. On their way out, her Madgesty was seen carrying a 'Purple Penetrator' strap-on sex toy in a clear plastic bag.
Stephen M. Silverman / People.com:
Rosie O'Donnell Tells Barbara Walters to Retire — Rosie O'Donnell has some words of advice for Barbara Walters: Go, already. — In her upcoming memoir, Celebrity Detox, which sheds light on, among other episodes in her life, the TV star's tumultuous stint last season on The View …
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Michael Starr / New York Post:
ROSIE WHO? — BABS TURNS BACK ON CRAZY CO-HOST FRIENDS — JUST when Barbara Walters thought she was rid of Rosie O'Donnell, the out-of-control comic is about to plunge "The View" into another mess. — In an upcoming book on her tumultuous year on "The View," Rosie calls Walters "tired" …
Dave McNary / Variety:
Jennifer Hudson moves to 'City' — Oscar winner cast for bigscreen adaptation — "Dreamgirls" Oscar winner Jennifer Hudson has joined the cast of New Line's "Sex and the City: The Movie." — Hudson, who's in final negotiations, will portray the assistant to Sarah Jessica Parker's Carrie Bradshaw.
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Donna McConnell / Daily Mail:
Amy Winehouse gets £300 pocket money a week — Amy Winehouse's mother is controlling her spending by restricting her to a £300 a week budget. — Janis Winehouse, 52, is so worried about her daughter she controls the rest of her income and only gives her the pocket money to prevent her spending more on drugs.
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TMZ.com:
Tommy — "Kid Pebble" Bitch-Slapped Me! — Tommy Lee may have been on the receiving end of Kid Rock's fist at the MTV VMAs Sunday night, but Tommy saw fit to spit back at Kid last night on his site at TommyLee.tv, calling him a "country bumpkin" and pooh-poohing his punch as a "bitch slap."
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Michael K / Dlisted:
There's Something About Tori — It looks like Tori Spelling has dropped all the baby weight, but it also looks like she's had a little help from Mr. Scalpel. Homegirl is probably going to say that she did it with "pilates and eating healthy" but pilates will not make your face look like a stretched out whoopie cushion.
Caris Davis / People.com:
Pete Wentz: It's 'Crazy' Kissing Best Friend Ashlee Simpson — Pete Wentz and Ashlee Simpson looked like music's most romantic couple at the MTV Video Music Awards in Las Vegas this weekend - and it wasn't just for show. — "We're past the honeymoon period," Wentz told PEOPLE.
Michael K / Dlisted:
Dare To Keep Kids Off Courtney — Sharon Osbourne blames Courtney Love for Jack Osbourne's drug problems. Sharon said she will never EVER talk to Court again for giving Jack OxyContin when he was 15. … In 2003 Jack checked into rehab for his OxyContin addiction. He's been drug-free ever since.
Michael K / Dlisted:
LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE!!!! — You bitches love a good Britaloonie! I woke up this morning to see my inbox used and abused with this video from YouTube star Chris Crocker. Chris is a 19-year-old Britaholic that uses YouTube and MySpace to demonstrate his love for Britney Spears.
Mark Gray / People.com:
Jessica Simpson Is Going Country — Jessica Simpson is ready to add another accessory to her always-stylish look - a cowboy hat. — The singer is "talking about doing a country record and going back to her roots, being from Texas," Jessica's father and manager, Joe Simpson …
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Us Weekly:
Brit's Bits Exposed...Again — We don't blame Britney Spears for hitting the town and partying her cares away after last night's disastrous MTV VMA performance. But is it too much to ask that she do it with some underwear on? — The 25-year-old mom of two, who was spotted crying backstage …
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Oprah Winfrey leaves her dogs $30 mil, gives Stedman $250 mil for split — Like Leona Helmsley, whose dog Trouble inherited $12 million, billionaire Oprah is planning on bequeathing her dogs a sum that could serve as hefty lottery winnings. — When Oprah kicks, her dogs are going to get $30 million for their care.
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Charlize Theron's breast terror — Charlize Theron is terrified her breasts are sagging. — The 32-year-old actress believes she has turned wrinkly and developed droopy boobs since turning 30. — She said: "I'm 32 and as you get older you get wrinkles and your boobs sag.
People.com:
Caught in the Act! — • While stars flocked to Las Vegas for MTV's Video Music Awards, Hilary Duff hit the party scene in Toronto. The pop star visited downtown club This Is London with hockey player beau Mike Comrie (plus an entourage of 30). The couple cuddled and danced together …
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