Brit: Her Abs were Spray Painted On  —  Britney Spears didn't end up working with Criss Angel on her VMA comeback performance, but her stage show was certainly full of illusions.  Her lip-syncing was meant to give her the appearance of an actual singer, and her spray-on tan was supposed …

NO DOWN TIME  —  HEATH Ledger isn't letting any grass grow under his feet.  Just a week after announcing his split from Michelle Williams, Ledger has been squiring Danish pastry Helena Christensen all over town.  Tuesday night, the two were at Wakiya "making out throughout the dinner," our spy said.

She's spent £226k on plastic surgery but 'I still can't get a Hollywood part', says Demi  —  She once spent more than £220,000 on a head-to-toe surgical makeover to make herself look younger.  —  But four years later - and having failed to secure the string of big-money parts …

Pop Tarts: Britney Spears' Management: 'American Idol' Judges?  —  LOS ANGELES — The days of Britney Spears as a 'Toxic' trainwreck may finally be over.  While the world is screaming "Gimme Less"— Simon, Paula and Randy want the "reformed" rehabber to "Gimme More."

Ewan: Colin and I are lovers  —  It's official - there's a shock new couple in Hollywood... Ewan McGregor and Colin Farrell.  According to them, anyway.  —  "Me and Colin Farrell lovers?  Yes.  You heard it here first.  Friends, lovers, all of those things," a deadpan Ewan told us …

Reese & Jake: Trouble in Paradise  —  It's no secret Reese Witherspoon and Jake Gyllenhaal aren't into PDA.  But their behavior at the Toronto International Film Festival on September 7 was cold even for them.  There's good reason: After six months of on-and-off dating, the pair are kaput.

ROCKER RUMBLE  —  VEGAS lounge impresario Jeff Beacher wants to settle the score between Tommy Lee and Kid Rock once and for all - with a winner-take-all $1 million boxing match between Pamela Anderson's exes.  After the two clashed at the MTV's Video Music Awards...

Stuart Townsend Calls Charlize Theron His Wife  —  Stuart Townsend and Charlize Theron are husband and wife - even if not legally.  —  "I'm married," Townsend told PEOPLE this week.  "I didn't do a church wedding or anything, but we're married.  We're husband and wife."

People Magazine Reveals Best, Worst Dressed Of 2007  —  Looking for someone to pattern your fashion sense after?  —  You may want to look to the high style of stars like Beyonce, Katie Holmes, Jessica Biel or Gwen Stefani, as those lovely ladies are among People magazine's 10 Best Dressed Stars of 2007.

Heidi's Mom in the Middle  —  Did Lauren Conrad make a hateful house call to Heidi Montag's parents?  Her ex-best bud claims that Conrad, 21, repeatedly tried to sabotage her relationship with Spencer Pratt, 24, on the MTV series The Hills last season.  —  "They don't show the footage …

Rosie O'Donnell: Shocking Revelations in New Book  —  Rosie O'Donnell: Shocking Revelations in New Book  —  Rosie O'Donnell used to break her own limbs with either a baseball bat or a wooden hanger when she was a child.  —  This revelation, as well as many about her experiences on …

Barmy Britney's barnet barney  —  From JAMES CLENCH in LA  —  TORMENTED BRITNEY SPEARS went ballistic at her hairdresser moments before her doomed MTV Video Music Awards performance.  —  The troubled star, 25, lost the plot when she saw her hairdo for the show — and had to be given anti-depressants by her doctor.

Foxy Brown Isn't Pregnant, Says Her Manager  —  Foxy Brown's newest creation will be an album - not a baby - the rapper's manager said Wednesday.  —  Last month Brown told the New York Post while she was spotted shopping at Bed, Bath & Beyond, "I'm getting married in September.  I'm pregnant."

Ashlee Simpson Needs To Give It Up  —  A**hole Simpson needs to give up music for good.  Yesterday, the single off her third album was released.  The song is fittingly enough called "Murder" because it basically murders your eardrums.  —  Ass sounds like she has a dick in her mouth through the whole damn song.

Memo Pad: Who's Bigger?... Luxury Battle... Triple Play...  WHO'S BIGGER?:  Rachel Zoe has never been known for having a small ego, but who knew she considered herself the most important woman in fashion.  "Anna Wintour is one of my heroes, but they say I'm more influential," …

Mary-Kate Olsen: I Wanted White-Trash Hair  —  Mary-Kate Olsen is striking out on her own with her first solo acting gig without twin sister Ashley.  The actress, who plays a devoted Christian named Tara on Weeds, also goes it alone on the cover of October's Harper's Bazaar.