BREAKING: Spears to Pay K-Fed $20,000 a Month Until Death or Remarriage  —  Britney Spears' attorney Laura Wasser filed documents in a Los Angeles Superior court Friday outlining a new spousal agreement between Spears and ex-husband Kevin Federline.  —  The agreement states that Spears …

JODIE MARSH: I'M WILD IN BED  —  Glamour girl reveals too much information  —  Jodie Marsh says that she and hubby Matt Peacock love to experiment in bed.  —  The glamour model - who married Jordan's ex early this month - seems to enjoy revealing every detail about her private life.

Did OJ Rob a Guy?  — Allegations of Guns Drawn  —  Sources say OJ Simpson and five other men barged into a hotel room last night, and took various memorabilia once owned by Simpson — at gunpoint!  —  It happened at the Palace Station Hotel last night at around 7:15.

Catherine Zeta-Jones Shames Us All  —  Man oh man, we can't wait to see what the haters are going to say about these pix of Catherine Zeta-Jones from yesterday - the girl looked better just walking around than most models look on the set of a photo shoot!  Seriously, the hair, the makeup, the posture...just perfect!

Seems Like Only Yesterday.....  "Memoooorrieees....like the corners of my mind....."  —  Amy Winehouse turns 24 today and it seems just like yesterday she was posing with an owl.  WTF?!  I'm sure she sold that poor owl friend for a dime bag.  Oh well....at least we'll always have these.

Britney Spears is Baby Carrier Retarded  —  Things look very wrong in these pics from X17online of Britney Spears carrying Jayden in a Gucci baby carrier.  Jayden looks like he's about to hit the ground!  Could it be that Gucci makes a flimsy product?  We did a little research …

Lohan Will Stay Put!  —  Lindsay Lohan ain't goin' nowhere!  —  Despite reports that LiLo was getting ready to leave the Cirque Lodge in Utah, TMZ has learned otherwise.  —  A source closely connected to Lindsay says the actress will "continue her stay at the residential facility for the foreseeable future."

Mindy McCready Sent to the Slammer!  —  A judge just sentenced Mindy McCready to one year in County Jail for violating her probation.  She does it all the time!  —  McCready was arrested in Florida in July after cops responded to a domestic dispute between the country singer and her mother.

Pamela's £125k night of nookie  —  EX-BAYWATCH babe PAMELA ANDERSON has admitted she paid off a £125,000 debt with a night of nookie.  —  The blonde mum-of-two, 40, agreed to the mystery man's "Indecent Proposal" in Las Vegas during a poker game in which she lost the cash.

Sign Of The Apocalypse: A Paves/Simpson Baby!  —  Jessica Simpson has recently talked openly about wanting children and possibly adopting.  Sources tell More Magazine that Jess is planning to get turkey basted by her hair stylist and my personal favorite weavemaster, Ken Paves aka The Paves.

Hips DO Lie  —  Yesterday I posted a story about how Zahara Jolie-Pitt needed hip surgery, because her hips don't work or something.  Well, that was all a lie or so they say.  Her hips DO lie.  —  Brad's rep said, "It's not true, and I told the magazine that printed it - but they chose to run it anyways."

WHAT has happened to Courtney Love's lips?  —  Just what has happened to Courtney Love?  —  The singer is a shadow of her former attractive self, and appears to be afflicted with a skin condition which has left her mouth looking sore and scabby.  —  The widow of dead rocker Kurt Cobain arrived …

Still No Kid-Fence At K-Fed's  —  A few months ago, we heard from an inside source that Kevin was the mastermind behind Child Protective Services being called on Britney due to her alleged (and later disproven) failure to put fences around her pool to protect Sean and Jayden from falling in.

Amy's junk diet  —  EXCLUSIVE: She feasts on fast food to pile on a stone  —  We've all been concerned about her worryingly thin figure.  So 3am is pleased to report Amy Winehouse is on a mission to regain her curves.  —  The jazz babe - who turns 24 today - has embarked …

Kimbo Stewart Looks Pretty?  —  I think those 4 words I just typed above summoned the demons of hell to come to Earth and take my soul.  WHAT SOUL?  There I said it for you!  Now shut it!  —  Seriously though...she looks pretty?  In the Hugh Hefner robe and all.  Ugh, I regret saying that.

Ellen Degeneres Banned From Using Her Own Sitcom Clips  —  Talk show host Ellen Degeneres has been refused access to clips from her own former sitcom.  The comedienne asked ABC/Disney bosses to let her show a segment from her old program, which featured a guest appearance from actress Mariska Hargitay …

Kid Rock Says Divorcing Pam Anderson Was The Best Thing He Ever Did  —  Kid Rock has no regrets about divorcing Pamela Anderson after just three months of marriage - he didn't want to waste time after realizing he didn't love his ex-wife.  —  The rap/rocker appeared on a radio show on Thursday …

Perez & Shar in "Celebrity Rap Superstar" Drama!  —  TMZ has learned some major shiz went down on the set of "Celebrity Rap Superstar" on Thursday night!  —  According to our spies, Gossip Gangstar Perez Hilton was spittin' his rhyme, when the sound on his mic went out (check one-two!).