Judge to Brit — You Got Substance Abuse Problems  —  The judge in the Britney Spears custody battle found that "there is a habitual, frequent, and continuous use of controlled substances and alcohol by (Britney)."  The judge has ordered Britney "to undergo testing for the use of controlled substances and alcohol."

Insiders Say Jennifer Lopez Is Pregnant, Possibly Expecting Twins  —  Jennifer Lopez is pregnant with her first child.  The singer/actress is due to give birth in the spring, according to an insider.  In Touch Weekly claims Lopez and husband Marc Anthony received the good news after visiting …

Vanessa Hudgens Stars in High School Lawsuit-ical  —  "High School Musical" star Vanessa Hudgens is being sued by her attorney for unpaid fees — totaling $150,000 — and says he helped her earn more than $5 million clams!  That's a lot of scratch for an 18-year-old!

Joel Madden Says He Will Marry Nicole Richie  —  Joel Madden says there is no need to worry - marriage to Nicole Richie is all part of the master plan.  —  "Obviously, marriage is in our future," Madden told Ryan Seacrest on his KIIS-FM radio show Tuesday.

OK!  Exclusive: It's a Boy for Xtina!  —  It's a boy for Christina Aguilera!  Or at least it will be when the soulful singer gives birth later this year.  —  OK! has learned that Xtina's closest pals are all shopping for some pretty gender-specific gifts.  "They're all boy-themed, all blue," a source reveals to OK!.

Lohan dad: Lindsay sobbed in my arms like a baby  —  LIKE father, like daughter... looks like everything is coming up roses for cokehead Lindsay Lohan and her alcoholic ex-con dad Michael.  —  Our exclusive picture shows them sniffing flowers (nice change from cocaine) …

Brad Pitt: We're Going to Need a Bigger Bed  —  Brad Pitt says he and Angelina Jolie going to need a bigger bed - for their expanding brood.  —  "We're not done," Pitt, 43, quipped, acknowledging public interest in the family's growth.  "They say, 'Any plans for a fifth?'

Amy Winehouse caught in ANOTHER right mess  —  Amy Winehouse has long refused to give up her hard partying lifestyle and now new pictures reveal it is quickly catching up on her.  —  The troubled singer looked barely recognisable as she peered out of her window to collect a postal delivery just after midday on Saturday.

Is The World Flat?  —  Is the World flat?  Sherri Shepherd doesn't know the answer to that question.  Sherri said on "The View" today that she didn't believe in evolution.  When asked by Whoopi Goldberg if she thought the world was flat she said, … Is the World flat?  I don't know either.

Pamela Anderson's Ass Gets Quite The Workout  —  Here's Pamela Anderson doing a little strip show at her Malibu beach house.  I know we've all seen Pam in a bikini a million times, but unlike other posts that focus mainly on her funbags, this one is about her ass.  And I have to say, it's a pretty nice ass for a woman her age.

Gisele Bundchen Ipanema Campaign  —  Super Model Gisele Bundchen poses wearing a water dress in the new advertisements for Ipanema campaign.  Ipanema is a Brazilian line of sandals.  The sandals are really pretty and you can wear them to go to the beach or simply with your casual clothes, if you're living in the Caribbean, of course.

Nick Carter Jumps On Britney Bandwagon  —  While Britney Spears' once-hot career might have nosedived into an arctic freeze following her now-infamous, ugh-inducing performance at the Video Music Awards, her name is more newsworthy than ever.  Just ask Backstreet Boy Nick Carter, who OK! …

Caught in the Act!  —  • Gwen Stefani and husband Gavin Rossdale, taking a Parisian pause from the European leg of her Sweet Escape tour and playing perfect tourist parents, pushing a stroller around while scoping out the city's sights.  At one point, the couple stopped to show off son Kingston …

Spears Keeps Shared Custody of Kids  —  Britney Spears may have lost her lawyer and her manager, but she's keeping her kids.  —  Mel Goldsman, an attorney at Freid and Goldsman, where Spears' new lawyer Marci Levine works, tells The Insider that yesterday's hearing affirmed Spears and Federline's joint custody agreement.

Christina Aguilera's Nipples are Unstoppable  —  It will take more than just a flimsy piece of white cotton to keep Christina Aguilera's nipples well and truly covered, especially considering that they will soon be put to use for more than just entertaining Christina's doofus husband.