Meg on Alleged Sex Tape: I Think I Smell a Rat  —  The Internet's a-blazin' this morning with reports of a sex tape featuring Meg White of the White Stripes.  —  TMZ did a little investigating, and we've learned it's most definitely NOT her in the tape.  Fell in love with a girl!

Holy Hannah Montana!  Miley Pregnant?  —  Hold on to your Duff Stuff!  TMZ has learned that Miley Cyrus is NOT pregnant ... whew!  —  A vicious rumor is burning up the Internet, saying that Cyrus, the 14-year-old star of the Disney Channel mega hit "Hannah Montana," told teen zine J-14, "I'm going to take good care of my baby.

Lohan cited in lover's divorce  —  LINDSAY LOHAN has been cited in the bitter divorce proceedings of the man she is alleged to have slept with while in rehab.  —  The troubled starlet is reported to have romped with rocker TONY ALLEN in the toilets of the Cirque Lodge clinic in Utah last month.

Doherty gives Moss dead mouse as gift  —  Troubled Babyshambles frontman Pete Doherty has reportedly given Kate Moss the present of a dead mouse.  —  According to UK newspaper the Daily Star, Doherty sent his former lover a brooch with a deceased rodent attached to it.

Dannielynn — Pampered in Paradise  —  Anna Nicole Smith's adorable baby, Dannielynn Hope, continued her first birthday celebration by taking a Hawaiian vacation!  Aloha!  —  Daddy Larry Birkhead was there too, as the celebrated father/daughter duo spent quality time on a beach in Maui …

Mom of OJ's girlfriend wants you to know her daughter is not a slut  —  Proving that skankiness can transcend the generation gap, the mother of OJ Simpson's creepily Nicole Brown lookalike girlfriend, Christie Prody, has resorted to informing the media that her daughter isn't a big bag of herpes.

Posh to strip down for Pussycat Dolls performance  —  Victoria Beckham is planning to join burlesque dance troupe The Pussycat Dolls in her latest effort to bolster her profile in America.  —  The Spice Girl, who along with husband David Beckham has just been named the world's …

Dancing Role Worth the 'Weight' for Some Stars  —  Twelve celebrities.  One disco ball trophy.  After only four weeks of rehearsals, the sambas, salsas, foxtrots and quick steps kick into high gear Monday night on the season five premiere of ABC's Dancing with the Stars.

Model changes tune on Oscar De La Hoya drag photos  —  The woman who says she took photos of boxer Oscar De La Hoya in women's lingerie is changing her story.  —  Just days after she claimed the pictures were "not Photoshopped," Milana Dravnel now tells us, "I cannot personally verify the authenticity of the images."

NEW Vanessa Hudgens Photos (NAUGHTY, SEXY, HOT)  —  We have a large new batch of sexy Vanessa Hudgens photos and friends.  We will release some of them today and if you like them, just let us know with a Digg or a link and we'll keep you happy.  —  See Vanessa's new pictures in apparent lesbian action with a pretty blond girl.

Ex-Bodyguard: I Saw Britney Spears Using Drugs  —  A former bodyguard for Britney Spears - who worked for her after her release from rehab in March and was the much-hyped "secret witness" in Spears and Kevin Federline's custody case - is now making the media rounds, and he says he witnessed Britney using drugs on two occasions.

Dita strips for ABC lesson  —  She's unlike any teacher you've ever had, but her lesson is as easy as ABC.  —  Burlesque stripping queen, Dita Von Teese, stands at a classroom blackboard wearing her signature corset, in a captivating new ad for PETA.  —  The animal welfare group …

Bahamas to hold inquest in death of Daniel Smith  —  NASSAU (Reuters) - The long-awaited inquest in the Bahamas into the death of the son of former Playboy Playmate Anna Nicole Smith will begin on October 30, and could last two months, a senior judge in the Bahamas said on Monday.

I am - Paris Does Montreal of the Day  —  I found out that Paris was going to be hitting up some ChaChi bar in Montreal about a week ago.  I thought it would be funny to get myself into the event even though it's not that funny.  So I tried contacting the club involved.

LOOKING FOR ONE HOT TIME  —  HIS days of starring in nude shower movies are over, but steamy firefighter Michael Biserta, of Brooklyn's Ladder Co. 13, is still available for a hot date.  Ladies can bid on dinner dates with sexy firemen, including Biserta, who made headlines by showing off his equipment in a "Guys Gone Wild" video.