Meg on Alleged Sex Tape: I Think I Smell a Rat  —  The Internet's a-blazin' this morning with reports of a sex tape featuring Meg White of the White Stripes.  —  TMZ did a little investigating, and we've learned it's most definitely NOT her in the tape.  Fell in love with a girl!

Tina Yothers Welcomes a Baby Boy  —  Former Family Ties star and Celebrity Fit Club winner Tina Yothers, 34, gave birth to a baby boy Monday morning, PEOPLE has confirmed.  —  She and husband Robert Kaiser welcomed Jake Kaiser, weighing in at 8.8 lbs., at 6:08 a.m. at an Orange County hospital.

Injured George Clooney, Girlfriend Attend Premiere  —  George Clooney was still sore and girlfriend Sarah Larson hobbled on crutches and hid a black eye behind makeup from their motorcycle accident as they attended the Monday night premiere of Clooney's Michael Clayton.

Lindsay Lohan's Rep Denies Lohan's Involvement in Divorce  —  A British heiress worth $1.4 billion has started divorce proceedings after reports surfaced that her husband, Dead Stays Alive frontman Tony Allen, had sex with Lindsay Lohan while staying at the Cirque Lodge rehab clinic.

Is Tony Telling Lies About Britney?  —  Britney Spears' former bodyguard Tony Barretto went on a full-fledged media tour this weekend, culminating in a Today show appearance on Monday, telling "Toxic" tales of his former client's supposed drug-abusing ways.  —  The robust protector …

Dita strips for ABC lesson  —  She's unlike any teacher you've ever had, but her lesson is as easy as ABC.  —  Burlesque stripping queen, Dita Von Teese, stands at a classroom blackboard wearing her signature corset, in a captivating new ad for PETA.  —  The animal welfare group …

Mom of OJ's girlfriend wants you to know her daughter is not a slut  —  Proving that skankiness can transcend the generation gap, the mother of OJ Simpson's creepily Nicole Brown lookalike girlfriend, Christie Prody, has resorted to informing the media that her daughter isn't a big bag of herpes.

Kate and Sienna in catfight  —  NO wedding is complete without a good old-fashioned bust-up.  —  And KATE MOSS and SIENNA MILLER kept the tradition alive at a mutual pal's reception with a foul-mouthed catfight — over RHYS IFANS.  —  I bet the Welsh scarecrow never thought he'd find himself …

X17 XCLUSIVE - It's Britney, B*tches!  —  Britney just got back from her weekend getaway to Atlanta, and it looks like she's back to being brunette as well!  Brit and Alli (and puppy London!) spent a girl's weekend shopping, relaxing, gossiping and watching tv.

Holy Hannah Montana!  Miley Pregnant?  —  Hold on to your Duff Stuff!  TMZ has learned that Miley Cyrus is NOT pregnant ... whew!  —  A vicious rumor is burning up the Internet, saying that Cyrus, the 14-year-old star of the Disney Channel mega hit "Hannah Montana," told teen zine J-14, "I'm going to take good care of my baby.

Posh Looks Like A Fool  —  Posh can't dress!  She can't, sorry.  She buys nice and expensive pieces, but she can't put them together for s**t!  She's like a 4-year-old boy trying to put his own crap together.  —  That hat does nothing for her pig nose.  She looks like one of the three little pigs …

Scientists discover the formula for perfect breasts  —  Whether small or large, pert or pendulous, they all have their admirers.  —  But there is one type of breast that most approaches perfection, a cosmetic surgeon claims.  —  The model mammary apparently has a nipple that points slightly skywards …

Dannielynn — Pampered in Paradise  —  Anna Nicole Smith's adorable baby, Dannielynn Hope, continued her first birthday celebration by taking a Hawaiian vacation!  Aloha!  —  Daddy Larry Birkhead was there too, as the celebrated father/daughter duo spent quality time on a beach in Maui …

Rudolph Not Returning to 'SNL'  —  Just five days before the season premiere, NBC learned that Maya Rudolph is not coming back for an eighth season of ''Saturday Night Live''  —  It can't be!  But it is: EW has learned that contrary to published reports, Maya Rudolph is not returning to Saturday Night Live for an eighth season.

Doherty gives Moss dead mouse as gift  —  Troubled Babyshambles frontman Pete Doherty has reportedly given Kate Moss the present of a dead mouse.  —  According to UK newspaper the Daily Star, Doherty sent his former lover a brooch with a deceased rodent attached to it.

It's Whitney, Bitch!  —  Forget about Britney!  —  The comeback we're really looking forward to is Whitney Houston's!  —  And, under the guidance of Clive Davis, the drug-free diva has a much better chance at massive success than Spears, who is her own captain in a big boat lost at sea.

Opri to Birkhead — "I Have Had Enough"  —  Debra Opri is filing a lawsuit against Larry Birkhead for defamation, fraud and breach of contract.  —  In the lawsuit, filed this afternoon in L.A. County Superior Court, Opri claims Birkhead slandered her during a recent appearance on …