Meg on Alleged Sex Tape: I Think I Smell a Rat  —  The Internet's a-blazin' this morning with reports of a sex tape featuring Meg White of the White Stripes.  —  TMZ did a little investigating, and we've learned it's most definitely NOT her in the tape.  Fell in love with a girl!

Lindsay Lohan's Rep Denies Lohan's Involvement in Divorce  —  A British heiress worth $1.4 billion has started divorce proceedings after reports surfaced that her husband, Dead Stays Alive frontman Tony Allen, had sex with Lindsay Lohan while staying at the Cirque Lodge rehab clinic.

Holy Hannah Montana!  Miley Pregnant?  —  Hold on to your Duff Stuff!  TMZ has learned that Miley Cyrus is NOT pregnant ... whew!  —  A vicious rumor is burning up the Internet, saying that Cyrus, the 14-year-old star of the Disney Channel mega hit "Hannah Montana," told teen zine J-14, "I'm going to take good care of my baby.

Mom of OJ's girlfriend wants you to know her daughter is not a slut  —  Proving that skankiness can transcend the generation gap, the mother of OJ Simpson's creepily Nicole Brown lookalike girlfriend, Christie Prody, has resorted to informing the media that her daughter isn't a big bag of herpes.

Tina Yothers Welcomes a Baby Boy  —  Former Family Ties star and Celebrity Fit Club winner Tina Yothers, 34, gave birth to a baby boy Monday morning, PEOPLE has confirmed.  —  She and husband Robert Kaiser welcomed Jake Kaiser, weighing in at 8.8 lbs., at 6:08 a.m. at an Orange County hospital.

Kate and Sienna in catfight  —  NO wedding is complete without a good old-fashioned bust-up.  —  And KATE MOSS and SIENNA MILLER kept the tradition alive at a mutual pal's reception with a foul-mouthed catfight — over RHYS IFANS.  —  I bet the Welsh scarecrow never thought he'd find himself …

Dita strips for ABC lesson  —  She's unlike any teacher you've ever had, but her lesson is as easy as ABC.  —  Burlesque stripping queen, Dita Von Teese, stands at a classroom blackboard wearing her signature corset, in a captivating new ad for PETA.  —  The animal welfare group …

Posh Looks Like A Fool  —  Posh can't dress!  She can't, sorry.  She buys nice and expensive pieces, but she can't put them together for s**t!  She's like a 4-year-old boy trying to put his own crap together.  —  That hat does nothing for her pig nose.  She looks like one of the three little pigs …

X17 XCLUSIVE - It's Britney, B*tches!  —  Britney just got back from her weekend getaway to Atlanta, and it looks like she's back to being brunette as well!  Brit and Alli (and puppy London!) spent a girl's weekend shopping, relaxing, gossiping and watching tv.

Dannielynn — Pampered in Paradise  —  Anna Nicole Smith's adorable baby, Dannielynn Hope, continued her first birthday celebration by taking a Hawaiian vacation!  Aloha!  —  Daddy Larry Birkhead was there too, as the celebrated father/daughter duo spent quality time on a beach in Maui …

Doherty gives Moss dead mouse as gift  —  Troubled Babyshambles frontman Pete Doherty has reportedly given Kate Moss the present of a dead mouse.  —  According to UK newspaper the Daily Star, Doherty sent his former lover a brooch with a deceased rodent attached to it.

Scientists discover the formula for perfect breasts  —  Whether small or large, pert or pendulous, they all have their admirers.  —  But there is one type of breast that most approaches perfection, a cosmetic surgeon claims.  —  The model mammary apparently has a nipple that points slightly skywards …

portia di rossi on nip/tuck!  —  so i told you i'd be posting more about the upcoming 5th season of nip/tuck which kicks off at the end of next month - and actress portia di rossi (real life girlfriend of ellen degeneres) will be getting involved with joely richardson's character 'julia' …

Opri to Birkhead — "I Have Had Enough"  —  Debra Opri is filing a lawsuit against Larry Birkhead for defamation, fraud and breach of contract.  —  In the lawsuit, filed this afternoon in L.A. County Superior Court, Opri claims Birkhead slandered her during a recent appearance on …

Model changes tune on Oscar De La Hoya drag photos  —  The woman who says she took photos of boxer Oscar De La Hoya in women's lingerie is changing her story.  —  Just days after she claimed the pictures were "not Photoshopped," Milana Dravnel now tells us, "I cannot personally verify the authenticity of the images."