Kiefer Sutherland Popped for DUI  —  Jack Bauer isn't untouchable after all.  —  TMZ has learned that "24" star Kiefer Sutherland was busted on suspicion of DUI in West Hollywood last night, after allegedly blowing more than twice the legal limit of .08.  This is the actor's second DUI …

Kate and Sienna in catfight  —  NO wedding is complete without a good old-fashioned bust-up.  —  And KATE MOSS and SIENNA MILLER kept the tradition alive at a mutual pal's reception with a foul-mouthed catfight — over RHYS IFANS.  —  I bet the Welsh scarecrow never thought he'd find himself …

'INDIANA' BLABBER FACES DOOM  —  A BIG-mouthed extra working on the new "Indiana Jones" flick has blown his fledgling movie career to smithereens by spilling the film's major plot points.  —  Director Steven Spielberg and producer George Lucas made the entire cast and crew of …

Rudolph Not Returning to 'SNL'  —  Just five days before the season premiere, NBC learned that Maya Rudolph is not coming back for an eighth season of ''Saturday Night Live''  —  It can't be!  But it is: EW has learned that contrary to published reports, Maya Rudolph is not returning to Saturday Night Live for an eighth season.

Injured George Clooney, Girlfriend Attend Premiere  —  George Clooney was still sore and girlfriend Sarah Larson hobbled on crutches and hid a black eye behind makeup from their motorcycle accident as they attended the Monday night premiere of Clooney's Michael Clayton.

Justin Timberlake Cancels Gig Due To Hangover  —  Pop superstar Justin Timberlake has confessed he canceled two recent concerts because he was "hungover."  —  The Sexy Back hitmaker was due to perform gigs in Sacramento and San Jose, California earlier this month, but canceled both at the eleventh hour …

Halle Berry Gets Pampered While Pregnant  —  Gabriel Aubry has been pampering girlfriend Halle Berry through the early stages of pregnancy - massaging her feet and satisfying her food cravings.  —  "She does crave pickles," he told PEOPLE at Macy's Herald Square in New York for "The World of Calvin Klein" event.

Posh Looks Like A Fool  —  Posh can't dress!  She can't, sorry.  She buys nice and expensive pieces, but she can't put them together for s**t!  She's like a 4-year-old boy trying to put his own crap together.  —  That hat does nothing for her pig nose.  She looks like one of the three little pigs …

Pregnant Kerry Katona fears for baby  —  Kerry Katona is expecting her fourth child, but the former Atomic Kitten singer revealed today she fears for her unborn baby after facing early complications.  —  The 27-year-old, who is between five and six weeks pregnant, was last week rushed to hospital for treatment.

Scientists discover the formula for perfect breasts  —  Whether small or large, pert or pendulous, they all have their admirers.  —  But there is one type of breast that most approaches perfection, a cosmetic surgeon claims.  —  The model mammary apparently has a nipple that points slightly skywards …

Larry Birkhead Sued by Ex-Lawyer Debra Opri  —  There's a new chapter in the ongoing drama in the aftermath of Anna Nicole Smith's death.  —  Attorney Debra Opri, who had represented former Smith lover Larry Birkhead until they parted ways last March, filed a defamation lawsuit against Birkhead Monday in an L.A. court.

Feisty Mel B spices up the dancefloor on Dancing with the Stars  —  Dressed in her trademark leopard-print, Mel B threw down the gauntlet as she danced her way into joint-second place - and won praise from the judges for her 'feisty performance' on hit US show Dancing with the Stars.

HOW SWEDE IT IS FOR PARIS  —  Paris Hilton has a new man - Alex Vaggo, a 22-year-old Swedish tourist.  "We all met Alex on the street near the USA Hostel in Hollywood," our spy in the heirhead's camp said.  "The hostel is $27 a night and they shove in six people to a room.

Is Nicole Richie Putting Her Unborn Baby In Danger?  —  We snapped pregnant Nicole Richie sliding into a jacuzzi hot tub while on vacation in Hawaii, which is a big no no!  It's not recommended that pregnant women use hot tubs, jacuzzi's, and whirlpools because of the increased risks …

Drew Barrymore: Drunk and Horny!  —  This weekend, TMZ spies saw Drew Barrymore at a West Hollywood gay bar — working!  —  The bubbly 32-year-old hit up Fubar's popular Friday night party, "Drunk and Horny," and got behind the bar to serve cocktails to her admiring fans.  Riding in bars with boys!

Tina Yothers Welcomes a Baby Boy  —  Former Family Ties star and Celebrity Fit Club winner Tina Yothers, 34, gave birth to a baby boy Monday morning, PEOPLE has confirmed.  —  She and husband Robert Kaiser welcomed Jake Kaiser, weighing in at 8.8 lbs., at 6:08 a.m. at an Orange County hospital.

ENDQUOTE  —  "I HATE L.A., I'm so sick of that town.  I don't want anyone to know I'm here in Atlanta" - Britney Spears overheard complaining Sunday while shopping at Intermix in Atlanta . . . "I WANT a fatwa.  I used to see Salman Rushdie in the Sky Bar in L.A. He wasn't in hiding; he became world-renowned for his fatwa.

Charlie Sheen: 'I Will Not Dignify the Majority of These Allegations Set Forth by Denise Richards'  —  In a statement to "Extra," Charlie Sheen spoke out about allegations his ex-wife Denise Richards made in recent court papers.  —  "I will not dignify the majority of these allegations set forth …

DE LA HOYA STRIPPER'S REMORSE  —  MILANA Dravnel, the Scores stripper at the heart of the Oscar de la Hoya photo flap, has seller's remorse - especially because she sold photos of the boxing legend allegedly in drag for only $70,000.  Dravnel left a voice mail for the intermediary who sold …