Meg on Alleged Sex Tape: I Think I Smell a Rat  —  The Internet's a-blazin' this morning with reports of a sex tape featuring Meg White of the White Stripes.  —  TMZ did a little investigating, and we've learned it's most definitely NOT her in the tape.  Fell in love with a girl!

Larry Birkhead Sued by Ex-Lawyer Debra Opri  —  There's a new chapter in the ongoing drama in the aftermath of Anna Nicole Smith's death.  —  Attorney Debra Opri, who had represented former Smith lover Larry Birkhead until they parted ways last March, filed a defamation lawsuit against Birkhead Monday in an L.A. court.

Scientists discover the formula for perfect breasts  —  Whether small or large, pert or pendulous, they all have their admirers.  —  But there is one type of breast that most approaches perfection, a cosmetic surgeon claims.  —  The model mammary apparently has a nipple that points slightly skywards …

Posh Looks Like A Fool  —  Posh can't dress!  She can't, sorry.  She buys nice and expensive pieces, but she can't put them together for s**t!  She's like a 4-year-old boy trying to put his own crap together.  —  That hat does nothing for her pig nose.  She looks like one of the three little pigs …

Lauren Conrad and Audrina Partridge Maxim Video  —  So first we had Nicole Richie pregnant bikini pictures, and then what may or may not be a Meg White sex tape, and now I can finally offer you a post that features some attractive girls.  Specifically Lauren Conrad and Audrina Partridge from The Hills …

Injured George Clooney, Girlfriend Attend Premiere  —  George Clooney was still sore and girlfriend Sarah Larson hobbled on crutches and hid a black eye behind makeup from their motorcycle accident as they attended the Monday night premiere of Clooney's Michael Clayton.

Tina Yothers Welcomes a Baby Boy  —  Former Family Ties star and Celebrity Fit Club winner Tina Yothers, 34, gave birth to a baby boy Monday morning, PEOPLE has confirmed.  —  She and husband Robert Kaiser welcomed Jake Kaiser, weighing in at 8.8 lbs., at 6:08 a.m. at an Orange County hospital.

Lindsay Lohan's Rep Denies Lohan's Involvement in Divorce  —  A British heiress worth $1.4 billion has started divorce proceedings after reports surfaced that her husband, Dead Stays Alive frontman Tony Allen, had sex with Lindsay Lohan while staying at the Cirque Lodge rehab clinic.

X17 XCLUSIVE - It's Britney, B*tches!  —  Britney just got back from her weekend getaway to Atlanta, and it looks like she's back to being brunette as well!  Brit and Alli (and puppy London!) spent a girl's weekend shopping, relaxing, gossiping and watching tv.

Dita strips for ABC lesson  —  She's unlike any teacher you've ever had, but her lesson is as easy as ABC.  —  Burlesque stripping queen, Dita Von Teese, stands at a classroom blackboard wearing her signature corset, in a captivating new ad for PETA.  —  The animal welfare group …

Kate and Sienna in catfight  —  NO wedding is complete without a good old-fashioned bust-up.  —  And KATE MOSS and SIENNA MILLER kept the tradition alive at a mutual pal's reception with a foul-mouthed catfight — over RHYS IFANS.  —  I bet the Welsh scarecrow never thought he'd find himself …

David Hasselhoff's Ex-Wife Booked for Hit-and-Run  —  David Hasselhoff's ex-wife Pamela Bach surrendered Monday to a Van Nuys, Calif., jail to be booked for a misdemeanor hit-and-run charge.  She was released on her own recognizance shortly thereafter.  —  In January, Bach, 44 …

Mom of OJ's girlfriend wants you to know her daughter is not a slut  —  Proving that skankiness can transcend the generation gap, the mother of OJ Simpson's creepily Nicole Brown lookalike girlfriend, Christie Prody, has resorted to informing the media that her daughter isn't a big bag of herpes.

Holy Hannah Montana!  Miley Pregnant?  —  Hold on to your Duff Stuff!  TMZ has learned that Miley Cyrus is NOT pregnant ... whew!  —  A vicious rumor is burning up the Internet, saying that Cyrus, the 14-year-old star of the Disney Channel mega hit "Hannah Montana," told teen zine J-14, "I'm going to take good care of my baby.

Rudolph Not Returning to 'SNL'  —  Just five days before the season premiere, NBC learned that Maya Rudolph is not coming back for an eighth season of ''Saturday Night Live''  —  It can't be!  But it is: EW has learned that contrary to published reports, Maya Rudolph is not returning to Saturday Night Live for an eighth season.

It's Whitney, Bitch!  —  Forget about Britney!  —  The comeback we're really looking forward to is Whitney Houston's!  —  And, under the guidance of Clive Davis, the drug-free diva has a much better chance at massive success than Spears, who is her own captain in a big boat lost at sea.

Rodney Carrington: Glad to say 'so long, L.A.'  —  After wrapping his 2004-2006 ABC sitcom, Rodney, comedian Rodney Carrington is glad to be out of L.A. and back home in Tulsa.  In his new book, Coming Clean (Center Street), he writes, "I spent two years of my life in Los Angeles filming my television show.