Rosie O'Donnell: Barbara Walters fired me from 'The View'  —  Barbara Walters' ears must have been burning Wednesday night.  —  That's when Rosie O'Donnell mounted the stage at Roseanne Barr 's invitation during her late-night set at Comix on W. 14th.  —  Rosie started off by saying …

NOT SO SECRET  —  JENNY from the Block wants to share the good news she's expecting - right here in her hometown.  Bronx native Jennifer Lopez, 38, plans to "announce that she and (husband) Marc Anthony are expecting their first child on Saturday night at her Madison Square Garden concert," said an insider.

OVER SO SOON  —  REALITY TV-show relationships don't last long, especially at VH1.  In fact, "Rock of Love" star Brett Michaels never even got started with the "girlfriend" he selected last season, Jes Rickleff.  Sources tell The Post's Melissa Jane Kronfeld that...

Victoria Beckham shows her Ugly side  —  Her obsession with couture, twiggy frame and primped appearance meant Victoria Beckham fitted right into Ugly Betty's world of high fashion.  —  The Spice Girl recently filmed a starring role on the award-winning Channel 4 programme, Ugly Betty - and walked a way with a rather hefty pay check.

George Clooney bets Michelle Pfeiffer £50,000 he will NEVER marry  —  Legendary Hollywood beauty Michelle Pfeiffer has revealed heartthrob George Clooney has bet her £50,000 he will never get married.  —  Pfeiffer, who has come out of retirement recently to play an old haggard witch …

Owen Wilson Shows Up at Movie Premiere  —  Owen Wilson made a public appearance Thursday night - briefly showing up at the Los Angeles premiere of his movie, The Darjeeling Limited.  —  Wilson, 38, sidestepped the red carpet and entered the Academy of Motion Picture Arts & Sciences' Samuel …

Britney on the brink: New fears as singer publicly breaks down  —  Britney Spears emerged from her Hollywood Hills mansion yesterday looking clearly distressed after failing to regain custody of her two sons.  —  The former pop star had spent much of the day holed up in her home following …

Britney Spears Breaks Down in Public  —  Is this an Us Exclusive, Breaking News, or just regular Top Story?  BodyBritney Spears looked distressed while running errands in L.A. following a judge's decision allowing her only supervised visits with her sons Sean Preston, 2, and Jayden James, 1.

Danny Bonaduce Being Investigated for Battery  —  Danny Bonaduce is being investigated for battery for tossing ex-Survivor contestant Jonny Fairplay over his shoulder during an award show Tuesday.  —  Fairplay, 33, filed a police report Wednesday claiming that his teeth were knocked out during …

Tracey Gold Is Expecting Her Fourth Son  —  Former Growing Pains star Tracey Gold and her husband are expecting their fourth son, the star's rep confirms to PEOPLE.  —  "She's thrilled and excited to have her fourth son," says her rep. "We're all looking forward to meeting this little guy."

Britney's New Video — The First Look!  —  Well, it ain't exactly a clinic on motherhood.  —  The long-[dreaded] awaited video for Britney Spears' "Gimme More" is finally out, and TMZ.com got a peek at the goods and the one word that comes to mind is ... stripper-ific.

PRINCE HARRY ... DEAD?  —  Radar may have taken liberties with Prince Harry, but scandal-mongering artist Daniel Edwards has taken it a step further.  He depicts the prince dead in his latest work, Iraq War Memorial: Death of Prince Harry, which goes on display in London on October 11.

I've Given You Everything Already!  Greedy Bitch!  —  Here's the official video for Brit Brit's "Gimme More" and it officially SUCKS!  Paris Hilton's night vision porn video had better production value than this crap.  —  The rumor is that a different video will be premiering on MTV's TRL …

Demi Moore Nude Pictures Held Hostage  —  According to Maxim Radio's The Manertainment Report, Ashton Kutcher's cell phone, which just happens to contain over 30 pictures of Demi Moore nude, is being held for ransom by a French taxi driver.  Apparently, Ashton forgot his phone in the cab …

PORN PUNK GYPPED BONDS' EX  —  BARRY Bonds' ex-mistress, Kimberly Bell, was paid hundreds of thousands of dollars to pose for the November issue of Playboy - but she won't see one penny of it thanks to David Hans Schmidt, the super-sleazy porn broker who committed suicide at age 47 last week.

The best movie hairstyle ever?  Princess Leia's buns  —  It's the hairdo of choice for those who are prepared to feel the force of ridicule.  —  While Princess Leia's extraordinary buns hardly had film fans flocking to the salon, they have been named the most iconic screen hairstyle of all time.

Gisele trades thongs for heels  —  There was a time in Australia when thongs were rubbery and were worn to the beach and backyard barbies, and when sandals and walk socks went together like a meat pie and sauce.  —  But Brazilian glamazon Gisele Bundchen is in Australia to give the classic Aussie footwear a fashion boost.