Rosie O'Donnell: Barbara Walters fired me from 'The View'  —  Barbara Walters' ears must have been burning Wednesday night.  —  That's when Rosie O'Donnell mounted the stage at Roseanne Barr 's invitation during her late-night set at Comix on W. 14th.  —  Rosie started off by saying …

OVER SO SOON  —  REALITY TV-show relationships don't last long, especially at VH1.  In fact, "Rock of Love" star Brett Michaels never even got started with the "girlfriend" he selected last season, Jes Rickleff.  Sources tell The Post's Melissa Jane Kronfeld that...

NOT SO SECRET  —  JENNY from the Block wants to share the good news she's expecting - right here in her hometown.  Bronx native Jennifer Lopez, 38, plans to "announce that she and (husband) Marc Anthony are expecting their first child on Saturday night at her Madison Square Garden concert," said an insider.

Victoria Beckham shows her Ugly side  —  Her obsession with couture, twiggy frame and primped appearance meant Victoria Beckham fitted right into Ugly Betty's world of high fashion.  —  The Spice Girl recently filmed a starring role on the award-winning Channel 4 programme, Ugly Betty - and walked a way with a rather hefty pay check.

George Clooney bets Michelle Pfeiffer £50,000 he will NEVER marry  —  Legendary Hollywood beauty Michelle Pfeiffer has revealed heartthrob George Clooney has bet her £50,000 he will never get married.  —  Pfeiffer, who has come out of retirement recently to play an old haggard witch …

Owen Wilson Shows Up at Movie Premiere  —  Owen Wilson made a public appearance Thursday night - briefly showing up at the Los Angeles premiere of his movie, The Darjeeling Limited.  —  Wilson, 38, sidestepped the red carpet and entered the Academy of Motion Picture Arts & Sciences' Samuel …

Britney: You Snooze, You Lose?  —  RECOMMENDED (0)  —  Who would have guessed that in her new single, "Gimme More," Britney Spears is actually talking about sleep?  —  The besieged pop star reportedly snoozed through two court-ordered drug tests before a family court commissioner turned custody …

Britney on the brink: New fears as singer publicly breaks down  —  Britney Spears emerged from her Hollywood Hills mansion yesterday looking clearly distressed after failing to regain custody of her two sons.  —  The former pop star had spent much of the day holed up in her home following …

PORN PUNK GYPPED BONDS' EX  —  BARRY Bonds' ex-mistress, Kimberly Bell, was paid hundreds of thousands of dollars to pose for the November issue of Playboy - but she won't see one penny of it thanks to David Hans Schmidt, the super-sleazy porn broker who committed suicide at age 47 last week.

Bonaduce Free!!!  D.A. Rejects Case  —  TMZ has obtained a document from the L.A. County District Attorney's office, rejecting the case against Danny Bonaduce.  —  Danny boy got into it on stage at Tuesday's FOX Reality Channel's Really Awards.  "Survivor" reject Jonny Fairplay jumped on him …

Tracey Gold Is Expecting Her Fourth Son  —  Former Growing Pains star Tracey Gold and her husband are expecting their fourth son, the star's rep confirms to PEOPLE.  —  "She's thrilled and excited to have her fourth son," says her rep. "We're all looking forward to meeting this little guy."

Mariah Carey: I Don't Know How Many Bathrooms I Have  —  Mariah Carey is living the life.  Her 12,000 square foot triplex in NYC's Tribeca district is so big she doesn't know how many bathrooms she has.  —  "I don't know!  Do you really want me to try and think about it?" she says in the new issue of Glamour magazine.

Demi Moore Nude Pictures Held Hostage  —  According to Maxim Radio's The Manertainment Report, Ashton Kutcher's cell phone, which just happens to contain over 30 pictures of Demi Moore nude, is being held for ransom by a French taxi driver.  Apparently, Ashton forgot his phone in the cab …

I've Given You Everything Already!  Greedy Bitch!  —  Here's the official video for Brit Brit's "Gimme More" and it officially SUCKS!  Paris Hilton's night vision porn video had better production value than this crap.  —  The rumor is that a different video will be premiering on MTV's TRL …

Britney's New Video — The First Look!  —  Well, it ain't exactly a clinic on motherhood.  —  The long-[dreaded] awaited video for Britney Spears' "Gimme More" is finally out, and TMZ.com got a peek at the goods and the one word that comes to mind is ... stripper-ific.