Britney Wants Job As a Bartender?  Huh?!  —  A court-ordered-sober Britney Spears applied for a new job on Thursday as a ... wait for it ... bartender!!  —  Sources inside the Viceroy Hotel in Santa Monica, Calif. tell TMZ Brit checked in Thursday and at around 10:30 PM went downstairs and started talking with a bartender.

Zahara gives us the finger  —  Zahara Jolie-Pitt obviously wasn't in the mood to be photographed this morning in New York.  She gave our photographer the finger as she went on an outing with her mom... We blame the parents!

Jennifer Lopez Fuels Pregnancy Rumors on TRL  —  Is this an Us Exclusive, Breaking News, or just regular Top Story?  Top Story (default)BodyDespite reports that Jennifer Lopez would announce her pregnancy at last night's joint show with husband Marc Anthony at New York's Madison Square Garden, she's still keeping people guessing.

Lindsay Lohan to 'stay focused' in Utah  —  Don't look for Lindsay Lohan on the Hollywood club scene — or any Hollywood scene — anytime soon.  —  Just hours after leaving Cirque Lodge treatment center in Utah, Lohan tells OK! magazine (on stands nationwide Friday) that she's settling in the mountains.

It's Big Bird!  Posh in her most outrageous outfit yet  —  Victoria Beckham has taken her obsession with haute couture to a jaw-dropping new extreme.  —  Posh certainly turned heads as she arrived at a photo shoot in Paris dressed in vertiginous heels and a curious orange feather confection that plumed around her tiny frame.

Thalía Is a Mommy!  —  Baby girl Sabrina Sakaë was born on Sunday morning.  The Mottola family is resting at their Colorado ranch  —  Yesterday morning, Thalía Sodi, 35, gave birth to a little girl who will be called Sabrina Sakaë.

Osbournes to auction their possessions  —  The Osbournes have decided to go through their three homes and auction off all of their unwanted possessions for charity.  —  Ozzy and Sharon will be selling items from their homes in Buckinghamshire, Malibu and Beverly Hills …

Brit to Parenting Coach — Buzz Off  —  Sources tell TMZ the real reason Britney Spears didn't answer her buzzer when her kids came to visit last Thursday is because she wants nothing to do with anyone who tries to tell her how to be a good parent.  —  We're told Britney was well aware that her kids were coming at 10:00 AM.

CHANGE OF HEART  —  THE death knell for Lindsay Lohan's career was sounded too early - Morgan's Creek CEO James Robinson says he'd hire her again in a second.  During the making of "Georgia Rule" last year, Robinson blasted Lohan in a widely publicized letter calling her "discourteous …

X17 XCLUSIVE - Britney's Teary Hand-Off  —  HOT LINKS : Britney Spears  —  Britney was visibly upset as she had to give the boys back to Kevin today.  She handed off Sean and Jayden to KFed's bodyguard in a teary goodbye with her mom by her side.  SO SAD!!!  —  SEE MORE AFTER THE JUMP »

DIVERSITY SEARCH  —  HUGH Hefner's No. 1 girlfriend, Holly Madison, has a new job at Playboy, and things are about to change.  The bimbonic blonde, who shares Hef with two other blondes, Bridget Marquardt and Kendra Wilkinson, is now the magazine's junior photo editor and is looking to shake things up.

Denise Richards expands her world  —  The world may not have been enough for James Bond girl Denise Richards, and her Hidden Hills house may not have been large enough for this single mom and her two daughters.  —  Richards, who graduated from "Starship Troopers" to "Drop Dead Gorgeous" …

Charlie Sheen to Remove Tattoos for Fiancée  —  Is this an Us Exclusive, Breaking News, or just regular Top Story?  BodyWhat's the difference between love and tattoos?  Tattoos last forever.  But Charlie Sheen hopes to change all that by promising to remove his 13 tattoos …

'Goonies' Sequel An 'Absolute Certainty,' Says Astin  —  Back in August, the "Goonies" rumor mill went into overdrive when Corey Feldman revealed to MTV News that talks had resumed for a possible animated sequel to the classic 80s flick.  Now his co-star Sean Astin has weighed in …

The night Hugh Grant ended up in the arms of a gaggle of student beauties  —  Actor Hugh Grant seems to be relishing his newfound single life.  After being seen on a string of mystery dates, naughty Hugh was photographed in the company of a pretty young blonde, and several of her pals.

Jenny from the Stumblin' Block  —  Although her twins aren't due for months, last week Jennifer Lopez was ready to drop — to the floor!  —  The 38-year-old pregnant diva nearly ate it big time while performing on a Jamiroquai-esque conveyor belt at the Mohegan Sun Casino in Connecticut.

Diddy, Kim and the Twins Get Their Shop On  —  Daddy Diddy was out in L.A. over the weekend with on/off girlfriend Kim Porter — and this time he brought the twins!  —  TMZ filmed this video of the group, which included Kim's assistant, a nanny and Diddy's Suge Knight look-alike bodyguard.

Pair joining 'Spirit' squad  —  Vega, King added to cast of comic adaptation  —  Paz Vega and Jamie King have joined the cast of "Will Eisner's The Spirit," co-produced by Lionsgate and Odd Lot Entertainment.  —  "The Spirit" is directed by Frank Miller (writer/co-director of "Sin City" …

Britney Spears' Weekend Reunion with Mom and Sister  —  Is this an Us Exclusive, Breaking News, or just regular Top Story?  BodyWhat should have been a low-key reunion with her mom and sister ended up being yet another drama-filled weekend for Britney Spears.

Diddy Admits to Fathering Child Born Right Before His Twins  —  Is this an Us Exclusive, Breaking News, or just regular Top Story?  BodySean Combs has agreed to financially support the 15-month-old child of Atlanta resident Sarah Chapman after DNA tests proved that the baby is, indeed, his daughter.