OK!  Exclusive: Lindsay's First Post-Rehab Interview!  —  "It was a sobering experience," Lindsay Lohan, perhaps not realizing the pun, reveals to OK! in her first interview since leaving rehab last Friday.  "It made me look at myself and all the people, places and things in my life in a different way."

It's Big Bird!  Posh in her most outrageous outfit yet  —  Victoria Beckham has taken her obsession with haute couture to a jaw-dropping new extreme.  —  Posh certainly turned heads as she arrived at a photo shoot in Paris dressed in vertiginous heels and a curious orange feather confection that plumed around her tiny frame.

Jennifer Lopez Fuels Pregnancy Rumors on TRL  —  Is this an Us Exclusive, Breaking News, or just regular Top Story?  Top Story (default)BodyDespite reports that Jennifer Lopez would announce her pregnancy at last night's joint show with husband Marc Anthony at New York's Madison Square Garden, she's still keeping people guessing.

DIVERSITY SEARCH  —  HUGH Hefner's No. 1 girlfriend, Holly Madison, has a new job at Playboy, and things are about to change.  The bimbonic blonde, who shares Hef with two other blondes, Bridget Marquardt and Kendra Wilkinson, is now the magazine's junior photo editor and is looking to shake things up.

Pamela Anderson's wedding in a class by itself  —  The bride wore a white denim miniskirt and calls the groom "scum," and the wedding cake was made of cardboard.  —  Welcome to holy matrimony, Pam Anderson-style.  —  Her Las Vegas nuptials to Rick Salomon on Saturday were so swift …

X17 XCLUSIVE - Britney's Teary Hand-Off  —  HOT LINKS : Britney Spears  —  Britney was visibly upset as she had to give the boys back to Kevin today.  She handed off Sean and Jayden to KFed's bodyguard in a teary goodbye with her mom by her side.  SO SAD!!!  —  SEE MORE AFTER THE JUMP »

Osbournes to auction their possessions  —  The Osbournes have decided to go through their three homes and auction off all of their unwanted possessions for charity.  —  Ozzy and Sharon will be selling items from their homes in Buckinghamshire, Malibu and Beverly Hills …

Britney Wants Job As a Bartender?  Huh?!  —  A court-ordered-sober Britney Spears applied for a new job on Thursday as a ... wait for it ... bartender!!  —  Sources inside the Viceroy Hotel in Santa Monica, Calif. tell TMZ Brit checked in Thursday and at around 10:30 PM went downstairs and started talking with a bartender.

Britney's Potentially Explosive Mistake  —  TMZ caught Britney Spears yesterday, smoking a cigarette while parked at a gas pump!  Does she surprise anyone anymore?!  —  Brit never got out of her car, just puffed away as paps pumped her gas and washed her windshield for her …

CHANGE OF HEART  —  THE death knell for Lindsay Lohan's career was sounded too early - Morgan's Creek CEO James Robinson says he'd hire her again in a second.  During the making of "Georgia Rule" last year, Robinson blasted Lohan in a widely publicized letter calling her "discourteous …

A ROCKY DAY  —  "30 ROCK" star Tracy Morgan is starting to act like his spoiled character.  Last Thursday, "Tracy didn't know his lines, he wasn't listening to the director and was arguing with cast members on-set," a spy said.  Morgan later skipped the second-season...

Bruisin' Beckhams Hit Betty  —  Michael Urie got a kick out of Victoria Beckham and her three sons.  —  Literally.  —  Beckham recently shot a guest stint on Ugly Betty in which she plays a bridesmaid at the wedding of witchy editor Wilhelmina Slater (Vanessa Williams).

Morning Rush: Keith and Nicole Will Till the Land  —  Is this an Us Exclusive, Breaking News, or just regular Top Story?  Body  · Keith Urban says that he and wife Nicole Kidman will soon begin farming on their new land in Nashville.  Because apparently they are living in an episode of Green Acres.

TOUCHY-FEELY  —  PENELOPE Cruz has a new man, but she's being very coy about the relationship.  Cruz showed up at the New York Film Festival this weekend with Javier Bardem, and the two were "very touchy-feely," our spy said.  "They held hands when they thought no one was watching …

Uma Thurman might be engaged  —  Uma Thurman, 37, is engaged to her Swiss millionaire boyfriend, according to reports.  They've only been together for a few months, but supposedly Arpad Busson, 44, has proposed to the actress and mother of two. … [FromMonsters and Critics via ONTD]

Thalía Is a Mommy!  —  Baby girl Sabrina Sakaë was born on Sunday morning.  The Mottola family is resting at their Colorado ranch  —  Yesterday morning, Thalía Sodi, 35, gave birth to a little girl who will be called Sabrina Sakaë.

'Goonies' Sequel An 'Absolute Certainty,' Says Astin  —  Back in August, the "Goonies" rumor mill went into overdrive when Corey Feldman revealed to MTV News that talks had resumed for a possible animated sequel to the classic 80s flick.  Now his co-star Sean Astin has weighed in …

Soleil Moon Frye Opens Eco-Friendly Baby Store  —  Former Punky Brewster star Soleil Moon Frye, who is four months pregnant with her second child, opened an eco-friendly children's boutique, The Little Seed, in Los Angeles on Monday.  —  "It's an opportunity to make the planet a little greener," Frye, 31, tells PEOPLE.