Pammi: Jessica is a bitch and a whore  —  And - after a quiet period since PARIS HILTON and LINDSAY LOHAN made up - PAMELA ANDERSON and JESSICA SIMPSON have stepped up to the plate.  —  Jessica upset Pammi and all her vegetarian chums by wearing a T-shirt proclaiming: “Real girls eat meat.”

NY Yankee Making Late-Night Visits to Madonna's Apartment  —  Us Weekly reports in its new issue, on newsstands tomorrow, that Madonna's seven-year marriage to Guy Ritchie has stalled out - and the singer has been hosting late-night visits from New York Yankee Alex Rodriguez at her Central Park West apartment in New York City.

Britney Spears House Hunting For ‘Quiet’ Neighborhood  —  Britney Spears is looking to move to a “more quiet” neighborhood, according to court documents released Monday.  —  Earlier this month, a Los Angeles court commissioner granted Britney's father, Jamie Spears, the power to sell her Beverly Hills home.

Lauer Abs-olutely Needs a New Swimsuit  —  Where in the world is Matt Lauer's new swimsuit?!  —  While in the Bahamas this weekend, the 50-year-old proved he's still got abs — and two-year-old board shorts.  —  Although he still looks pretty good, it's clear Matt hasn't been hitting the gym — or the mall — as much as he should.

10 Questions With: Molly Ringwald  —  To Gen Xers, she'll forever be an iconic '80s teen, but — surprise!  — ‘Breakfast Club’ star Molly Ringwald is 40 years old now.  So, in ABC Family's new drama <a href='http://television.aol.com/show/ secret-life-of-the-american-teenager/ 10250943/main …

Louise Redknapp shows off her blooming baby bump in the Sardinian sun  —  Louise Redknapp's pregnant glow was on full beam during a romantic getaway in Italy with her husband Jamie yesterday.  —  The radiant 33-year-old proudly showed off her growing baby bump as she strolled around the pool …

Katie and Suri Are Two Striped Dancing Queens  —  After another nearly month long hiatus from Suri, the adorable tot finally emerged in mom Katie Holmes' arms after dance class in LA yesterday.  Katie may not be showing off her rhythm on stage this Fall, but she's still gearing up for her Broadway debut.

Lindsay's Dad Donates DNA for Paternity Test  —  Michael Lohan is confident he's not facing his very own parent trap.  —  Lindsay Lohan's dad tells E! News he provided a DNA sample for a paternity test this morning and is now convinced that the results will shoot down a woman's claim …

Former Idol Star Paris Bennett Is Pregnant  —  Paris Bennett  —  American Idol's “Princess P” is going to be a proud parent, her rep confirms to PEOPLE.  —  Paris Bennett, 19, the Idol singer who was an early favorite - and an early ejection - in the show's fifth season in 2006 …

Ashton and Demi Are Young at Heart  —  Ashton Kutcher and Demi Moore showed that there's still time for fun in their hectic schedules, taking Scout to the go-kart track on Sunday.  Ashton looks pretty silly stuffed into one of those cars, but we can't see him having any problem getting into the competitive spirit.

Jessica Meets Tony's Parents at Olive Garden  —  Perhaps bread sticks soothe nerves?  —  Jessica Simpson, 27, met beau Tony Romo's parents on June 27, when all of them had dinner at an Olive Garden in Janesville, Wisc.  —  Romo, 28, who grew up in nearby Burlington, was home to play in a golf tournament.

Tennis ace Ana Ivanovic needs a man  —  GOOD news, lads!  Tennis smasher Ana Ivanovic is still on the singles market when it comes to finding her love match.  —  She hasn't been, erm, courting in months, but these sexy snaps of her swapping her tennis whites for a slinky bikini are sure to win her admirers.

Charlize Breaks From Hancock to Battle With Stuart  —  Charlize Theron and Stuart Townsend cozied up for the cameras to show off their documentary Battle in Seattle at a screening in LA yesterday with the likes of Matthew McConaughey and Camila.  While they managed to keep it G-rated on the red carpet …

A Good Wax: Brit Brit's Ass Needs One  —  It looks like Brit Brit's kitty grew a furry coat.  Not only did her kitty get some hair, but so did kitty's next door neighbor: NALGAS.  Brit Brit went out to dinner the other night and gave the paps a hairy surprise.  At least she's wearing panties, but you can still see her hairy ass.

‘Office’ schedules Amy Ryan  —  ‘Wire’ star taps into returning role on sitcom  —  “The Wire” star Amy Ryan will get a chance to flex her comedic muscles a bit more next season as she joins “The Office” for multiple episodes.  —  Ryan is set to appear in at least five segs in the fall …