‘I could still snort you under the table’: Elton's shocking reply after worse-for-wear Lily verbally assaults him onstage  —  The combined star power of Lily Allen and Elton John presenting the GQ Men of the Year Awards must have looked like a dream ticket on paper.

Bristol Palin's Boyfriend Going to GOP Convention  —  Levi Johnston and Bristol Palin (right)  —  Levi Johnston, the boyfriend of Sarah Palin's 17-year-old pregnant daughter Bristol, is going to join the Palin family at the Republican National Convention, according to his mother.

Jennifer Aniston to Play Stalker on 30 Rock  —  Jennifer Aniston will play a “free-spirited, Fatal Attraction-like stalker” when she guest stars on 30 Rock, NBC announced Tuesday.  —  As Claire Harper, Aniston will be Tina Fey's former roommate who shows up in New York and attaches herself to Alec Baldwin.

BABIES!!!  —  It's a new week, which means 100 new baby announcements.  Today comes the news of 3 new babies who will join the ever-growing army of infants that will soon take over the world.  First up is Tiger Woods and his hot trophy wife.  —  Tiger (rarr) confirmed on his website …

Letterman Baffled by NBC's Replacing of Leno  —  David Letterman, the CBS host who has competed with Jay Leno every weeknight for 15 years, now feels empathy for his late-night challenger.  —  In an interview with Rolling Stone on newsstands this week, Mr. Letterman, the longtime “Late Show” …

Back to her best: But is svelte Britney back with Adnan?  —  Just as things looked to be getting better for troubled Britney Spears it appears she has reunited with her badboy former lover Adnan Ghalib.  —  The popstar is taking a break in Las Vegas before before attending the MTV Video Awards later this week.

Star Jones Gorges on a Tongue Sandwich  —  With EMT workers no where to be found, divorcing diva Star Jones and her new man friend performed some sloppy mouth-to—mouth resuscitation on each other while at the U.S. Open on Tuesday.  —  In the picture below, it appears Star reverted to her first love.

The Only Reason To Watch  —  The new “90210” premiered last night...and...well..I tried!  It's like a limp dick to me.  It's not something that I would ever crave, but if I have nothing else to do, I'll make it work.  It was pretty boring and I spent most of the 2-hours picking at my dog's eye boogies.

Hilary Swank to Pack on Pounds for Meaty Role  —  Those concerned over Hilary Swank's plummeting weight can rest easy—maybe.  The two-time Oscar nabber is next set to pack on the pounds (and a lot of 'em) to play the lead in French Women Don't Get Fat, an adaptation of Mireille Guiliano's best-selling book …

Victoria Beckham: 'I Think Sometimes David Thinks I'm A Bit Nuts'  —  Victoria Beckham will launch the latest collection of her dVb brand at New York Fashion Week later this month and the former Spice Girl revealed she has been working very hard on the upcoming line.

(Series; The CW; Tuesdays, 8p.)  —  Filmed on location in Los Angeles by CBS Paramount Network Television.  Executive producers, Gabe Sachs, Jeff Judah, Mark Piznarski; directors, Mark Piznarski, Wendy Stanzler; writers, Rob Thomas and Gabe Sachs, Jeff Judah;  —  Harry Wilson - Rob Estes

Eva's Sober and Sushi-Free Sin City Weekend  —  Eva Longoria Parker certainly knows how to keep the gossips guessing.  —  On Friday, the actress hit Las Vegas clad in an Empire-waist babydoll dress.  She snacked on edamame instead of sushi or anything else raw at the grand opening …

Second Season ‘Gossip Girl’ Off to a Solid Start, Still Half of ‘Prison Break’  —  The CW's ‘Gossip Girl’ absorbed 3.38 million viewers and increased its women 18-34 demographic but way below the new season of ‘Prison Break’.  —  The CW kicked it off rather well this Fall with the premiere of …