‘I could still snort you under the table’: Elton's shocking reply after worse-for-wear Lily verbally assaults him onstage  —  The combined star power of Lily Allen and Elton John presenting the GQ Men of the Year Awards must have looked like a dream ticket on paper.

Bristol Palin's Boyfriend Going to GOP Convention  —  Levi Johnston and Bristol Palin (right)  —  Levi Johnston, the boyfriend of Sarah Palin's 17-year-old pregnant daughter Bristol, is going to join the Palin family at the Republican National Convention, according to his mother.

Jennifer Aniston to Play Stalker on 30 Rock  —  Jennifer Aniston will play a “free-spirited, Fatal Attraction-like stalker” when she guest stars on 30 Rock, NBC announced Tuesday.  —  As Claire Harper, Aniston will be Tina Fey's former roommate who shows up in New York and attaches herself to Alec Baldwin.

Gossip Girl Casts New Love for Serena  —  Looks like Dan Humphrey may have some serious competition.  —  Inside sources reveal exclusively that the casting deals for two new Gossip Girl characters just closed tonight, including a love interest for one Miss Serena van der Woodsen (Blake Lively) …

BABIES!!!  —  It's a new week, which means 100 new baby announcements.  Today comes the news of 3 new babies who will join the ever-growing army of infants that will soon take over the world.  First up is Tiger Woods and his hot trophy wife.  —  Tiger (rarr) confirmed on his website …

Star Jones Gorges on a Tongue Sandwich  —  With EMT workers no where to be found, divorcing diva Star Jones and her new man friend performed some sloppy mouth-to—mouth resuscitation on each other while at the U.S. Open on Tuesday.  —  In the picture below, it appears Star reverted to her first love.

Letterman Baffled by NBC's Replacing of Leno  —  David Letterman, the CBS host who has competed with Jay Leno every weeknight for 15 years, now feels empathy for his late-night challenger.  —  In an interview with Rolling Stone on newsstands this week, Mr. Letterman, the longtime “Late Show” …

Hilary Swank to Pack on Pounds for Meaty Role  —  Those concerned over Hilary Swank's plummeting weight can rest easy—maybe.  The two-time Oscar nabber is next set to pack on the pounds (and a lot of 'em) to play the lead in French Women Don't Get Fat, an adaptation of Mireille Guiliano's best-selling book …

Back to her best: But is svelte Britney back with Adnan?  —  Just as things looked to be getting better for troubled Britney Spears it appears she has reunited with her badboy former lover Adnan Ghalib.  —  The popstar is taking a break in Las Vegas before before attending the MTV Video Awards later this week.

The Only Reason To Watch  —  The new “90210” premiered last night...and...well..I tried!  It's like a limp dick to me.  It's not something that I would ever crave, but if I have nothing else to do, I'll make it work.  It was pretty boring and I spent most of the 2-hours picking at my dog's eye boogies.

Eva's Sober and Sushi-Free Sin City Weekend  —  Eva Longoria Parker certainly knows how to keep the gossips guessing.  —  On Friday, the actress hit Las Vegas clad in an Empire-waist babydoll dress.  She snacked on edamame instead of sushi or anything else raw at the grand opening …

(Series; The CW; Tuesdays, 8p.)  —  Filmed on location in Los Angeles by CBS Paramount Network Television.  Executive producers, Gabe Sachs, Jeff Judah, Mark Piznarski; directors, Mark Piznarski, Wendy Stanzler; writers, Rob Thomas and Gabe Sachs, Jeff Judah;  —  Harry Wilson - Rob Estes

Jessica Simpson: Why I Almost Quit Singing  —  Jessica Simpson has returned to her Southern roots.  If ya haven't heard by now, the former pop-singing, reality-television star is about to release her first country album, Do You Know.  —  But it was less than two years ago that Simpson thought her music career was over.