The Most Deranged Sorority Girl Email You Will Ever Read  —  There are two things the Delta Gamma sorority's University of Maryland chapter refuses to tolerate.  The first is Delta Gammas who are “LITERALLY being so f**king AWKWARD.”  The second is young ladies who are “so f**king BORING.”

Eddie Kaye Thomas — Knife-Wielding Chick Was ONE NIGHT STAND Gone Bad  —  EDDIE KAYE THOMAS  —  Knife-Wielding Chick Was  —  ONE NIGHT STAND GONE BAD  —  EXCLUSIVE  —  Y'know what they say about stranger danger — the chick who pulled a knife on Eddie Kaye Thomas had just met the …

Selena Gomez — Giving Justin Bieber Norwegian Wood  —  Giving Justin Bieber  —  NORWEGIAN WOOD  —  EXCLUSIVE DETAILS  —  Selena Gomez has landed in Norway ... and sources tell us she's on a mission ... to hook up with Justin Bieber.  —  Selena was spotted getting off a plane …

Kim Kardashian, Kris Humphries Divorce — Possible Settlement!!!  —  KIM K/KRIS HUMPHRIES DIVORCE  —  POSSIBLE SETTLEMENT!!!  —  EXCLUSIVE  —  Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries could settle their never-ending divorce case as early as tomorrow ... TMZ has learned.

Waking Up on the Wrong Side of a Rating War  —  One Wednesday last month, Ann Curry, camouflaged in a hat and trench coat, trudged into the art-deco lobby of 30 Rockefeller Plaza.  It had been nine months since she was pushed out as co-host of the “Today” show.

Exclusive: Edward Norton and Shauna Robertson Secretly Wed Before Son's Birth  —  Another surprise from one of Hollywood's most private couples!  Not only are Edward Norton and longtime love Shauna Robertson the proud parents of a healthy baby boy, but the low-key twosome are also happily wed …

TOPLESS BIKINI MELTDOWN!  —  The environmental effects wreaked on the ecosystem are still unknown after a somewhat pale Tanning Mom aka Patricia Krentcil attempted to bronze her luscious droopy topless flesh, balloon knot belly button and tatted up vadge in an unfortunate silver bikini on a quarantined New Jersey beach yesterday.

Justin Theroux Is Always Hiding From Jennifer Aniston In Her Own House  —  Jennifer Aniston taped an episode of Ellen yesterday (that s**t airs today) and right after she farted on the fake rumor that a Friends reunion is happening next year, Ellen showed a clip of what happened when Jennifer Aniston tried to scare a ho.

Alexis Bledel Talks Wedding Planning With Vincent Kartheiser: See Her Huge Engagement Ring!  —  Alexis Bledel's red carpet wardrobe just got even better!  The 31-year-old actress attended the L.A. premiere of her TV movie, Remembering Sunday, on Wednesday, April 17 wearing her sizable …

NeNe Leakes Gets Wedding Spinoff, I Dream of NeNe  —  Credit: Charles Sykes/Bravo/NBCU Photo Bank/Getty Images  —  NeNe Leakes is unstoppable!  Like Bethenny Frankel and Kim Zolciak before her, the Real Housewives of Atlanta star and New Normal actress, 45, has landed her own Bravo reality spinoff series …

Joel McHale has been happily married to Sarah Williams since 1996, but that hasn't stopped the Community actor from amassing a legion of gay fans.  In fact, the father of two says he finds it “flattering” when people assume he's homosexual.  —  “I always find it really weird when guys flip out over someone thinking they might be gay.

Taylor Swift On the Hunt Again — For Mansions  —  On the Hunt Again ...  For Mansions  —  EXCLUSIVE  —  For everyone who thought Taylor Swift was a little psycho for allegedly buying a house in Hyannis Port, MA to be next door to her BF ... well it may be she's just a smart real estate investor …

Nick Lachey Tells Us What We've Already Known: Kim Kartrashian Has Always Been A Shameless Fame Whore  —  Long before Kim Kartrashian replaced whatever was left of her soul with Botox and filled her uterus with the Illuminati's chosen one, she dated Nick Lachey for a quick second.

The 2013 TIME 100  —  Jimmy Fallon just can't help himself.  —  He's a brilliant comedian.  A talented musician.  A spot-on impersonator.  Jimmy has redefined and recharged late-night television with a genuine excitement and energy that gets under your skin.

Miley Cyrus and Liam Hemsworth Are Postponing Their Wedding: Source  —  Ah, young love ...  Miley Cyrus and Liam Hemsworth aren't in any rush to walk down the aisle.  In fact, the couple have decided to postpone their wedding, a source tells PEOPLE.  —  “They want to figure out their life together …

Universal, Joel Silver To Remake John Hughes Comedy ‘Weird Science’  —  EXCLUSIVE: Universal Pictures and Silver Pictures will remake Weird Science, the 1985 ultimate nerd wish fulfillment comedy that was written and directed by John Hughes.  The film will be produced by Joel Silver, who made the original with Hughes at Universal.