Kim Kardashian — OFFICIALLY DIVORCED  —  KIM K/KRIS H  —  OFFICIALLY DIVORCED  —  EXCLUSIVE  —  Kim Kardashian is officially a single woman ... because the judge dissolved her marriage to Kris Humphries in today's court hearing ... and we've learned Kris walked away with NOTHING.

Selena Gomez Reunites With Justin Bieber Backstage at Norway Concert  —  Selena Gomez and Justin Bieber reunited backstage at a concert in Norway  —  “Come & Get It,” she did!  The reason for Selena Gomez's Apr. 18 trip to Norway was indeed to see her ex-boyfriend Justin Bieber, two sources confirm to Us Weekly.

NBC Pulls ‘Hannibal’ Episode in Wake of Violent Tragedies (EXCLUSIVE) … After several particularly violent months in America, NBC has decided to pull episode four of frosh drama “Hannibal” from its lineup due to the disturbing content involving children murdering other children.

Kristen Wiig Talks Life After SNL: I Felt ‘A Little Lost’  —  LOS ANGELES, CALIF. — It's been nearly one year since Kristen Wiig bowed out of “Saturday Night Live.”  —  After delivering weekly laughs on the iconic NBC late night sketch show for seven years, the actress admits she floundered a bit after she said goodbye.

Why In The Hell Don't Mike And Sheinelle Have Their Own National Show?  —  Mike Jerrick and Sheinelle Jones of Fox29's Good Day Philadelphia became American treasures over a year ago when they clowned the Kartrashians right after interviewing those trash heap heffas and they're at it again.

Tanning Mom: I'm Way Hotter Than Farrah Abraham ... And I Do GREAT Porn  —  And I Do GREAT Porn  —  EXCLUSIVE  —  Tanning Mom Patricia Krentcil wants more than a sun kiss ... she wants to get plowed in a full-on porno — for a hefty price.  —  TMZ has obtained an email sent …

Kate Gosselin Confirms!  She Is Suing Jon Gosselin Over Abuse Book!  —  Kate Gosselin is done threatening.  —  The Kate Plus 8 matriarch is officially suing her ex Jon Gosselin and his author friend Robert Hoffman.  —  She says they colluded to spread lies about her abusing her children in a published book for their own profit.

PICS: Kate Hudson Flashes Legs in Sexy Gown, Reveals 34th Birthday Plans  —  Credit: Neilson Barnard/Getty Images for Tiffany & Co.  —  Kate Hudson kicked off her birthday celebrations a day early at the Tiffany & Co. Blue Book Ball in New York City Apr. 18, hanging with pals Gwyneth Paltrow and Sarah Jessica Parker.

EXCLUSIVE: Nikki Blonsky Talks Friend Amanda Bynes' Recent Behavior: “I Don't Think It's a Breakdown”  —  Nikki Blonsky [inset] talks to Life & Style about her ‘Hairspray’ co-star Amanda Bynes — and her recent behavior.  —  Amanda Bynes' recent behavior keeps getting more peculiar …

Nicole Eggert — Hospitalized After Botched High-Dive  —  HOSPITALIZED  —  After Botched High-Dive  —  EXCLUSIVE  —  ANOTHER celebrity injury on the set of “Splash” — TMZ has learned Nicole Eggert was hospitalized yesterday after bungling a high-dive and brutally back-flopping into the pool during a taping of the ABC show.

Sarah Jessica Parker: My Twin Daughters Dress Themselves  —  Style icon Sarah Jessica Parker may have a wealth of fashion knowledge, but when it comes to dressing her 3½-year-old twin daughters Loretta and Tabitha, she has no input in the matter at all.

Bradley Cooper Visits Bombing Victim Who Lost Legs  —  It's difficult to find anything approaching a silver lining in the mayhem that has rocked Boston.  —  But Bradley Cooper is giving it his best.  —  The Oscar-nominated star, 38, in town filming a movie, paid a visit to hospitalized Jeff Bauman Jr. …

Lauren Conrad Still Got ‘Hills’ Money — Drops $3.7 Mil on L.A. Home  —  Still Got ‘Hills’ Money  —  Buys $3.7 Mil L.A. Home  —  EXCLUSIVE  —  Lauren Conrad might be old as the “Hills” ... but she's still rich as ever ... plunking down $3.74 million on her new L.A. mansion.

Hot Slut Of The Day!  —  Holotka!  —  Thank you to Videogum for introducing me to the bad ass bitch brilliance of my new favorite auto-tuned nightingale Holotka!  I'm guessing that Ark Music Factory, the ear-haters who brought us Rebecca Black, opened up a new department for recent divorcees …