Kim Kardashian & Kris Humphries — DIVORCE CASE SETTLED!!!  —  KIM K & KRIS H  —  DIVORCE CASE SETTLED!  —  EXCLUSIVE  —  9:00 AM PT — The judge just announced in court what we told you earlier today.  The divorce case is settled.  The terms have not been disclosed …

Selena Gomez Reunites With Justin Bieber Backstage at Norway Concert  —  Selena Gomez and Justin Bieber reunited backstage at a concert in Norway  —  “Come & Get It,” she did!  The reason for Selena Gomez's Apr. 18 trip to Norway was indeed to see her ex-boyfriend Justin Bieber, two sources confirm to Us Weekly.

NBC Pulls ‘Hannibal’ Episode in Wake of Violent Tragedies (EXCLUSIVE) … After several particularly violent months in America, NBC has decided to pull episode four of frosh drama “Hannibal” from its lineup due to the disturbing content involving children murdering other children.

Tanning Mom: I'm Way Hotter Than Farrah Abraham ... And I Do GREAT Porn  —  And I Do GREAT Porn  —  EXCLUSIVE  —  Tanning Mom Patricia Krentcil wants more than a sun kiss ... she wants to get plowed in a full-on porno — for a hefty price.  —  TMZ has obtained an email sent …

Why In The Hell Don't Mike And Sheinelle Have Their Own National Show?  —  Mike Jerrick and Sheinelle Jones of Fox29's Good Day Philadelphia became American treasures over a year ago when they clowned the Kartrashians right after interviewing those trash heap heffas and they're at it again.

Kristen Wiig Talks Life After SNL: I Felt ‘A Little Lost’  —  LOS ANGELES, CALIF. — It's been nearly one year since Kristen Wiig bowed out of “Saturday Night Live.”  —  After delivering weekly laughs on the iconic NBC late night sketch show for seven years, the actress admits she floundered a bit after she said goodbye.

The A-List Interview: Joel McHale  —  Whether he's cracking wise as host of The Soup or as vain ex-lawyer Jeff Winger on the wacky community college-set sitcom Community, now in its fourth season on NBC, Joel McHale looks good enough to be mistaken for gay.  Is it any wonder that men throw themselves at him?

EXCLUSIVE: Nikki Blonsky Talks Friend Amanda Bynes' Recent Behavior: “I Don't Think It's a Breakdown”  —  Nikki Blonsky [inset] talks to Life & Style about her ‘Hairspray’ co-star Amanda Bynes — and her recent behavior.  —  Amanda Bynes' recent behavior keeps getting more peculiar …

Exclusive: Edward Norton and Shauna Robertson Secretly Wed Before Son's Birth  —  Another surprise from one of Hollywood's most private couples!  Not only are Edward Norton and longtime love Shauna Robertson the proud parents of a healthy baby boy, but the low-key twosome are also happily wed …

Sandra Bullock: Boston Is Made Up Of ‘Kind, Giving People’  —  LAS VEGAS, NEV. — “Bridesmaids” Director Paul Feig told Access Hollywood at CinemaCon that he would like to do a special screening of his new female buddy cop movie, “The Heat,” in Boston, and star Sandra Bullock loves the idea.

The Most Deranged Sorority Girl Email You Will Ever Read  —  There are two things the Delta Gamma sorority's University of Maryland chapter refuses to tolerate.  The first is Delta Gammas who are “LITERALLY being so f**king AWKWARD.”  The second is young ladies who are “so f**king BORING.”

Sarah Jessica Parker: My Twin Daughters Dress Themselves  —  Style icon Sarah Jessica Parker may have a wealth of fashion knowledge, but when it comes to dressing her 3½-year-old twin daughters Loretta and Tabitha, she has no input in the matter at all.

Lauren Conrad Still Got ‘Hills’ Money — Drops $3.7 Mil on L.A. Home  —  Still Got ‘Hills’ Money  —  Buys $3.7 Mil L.A. Home  —  EXCLUSIVE  —  Lauren Conrad might be old as the “Hills” ... but she's still rich as ever ... plunking down $3.74 million on her new L.A. mansion.

Bradley Cooper Visits Bombing Victim Who Lost Legs  —  It's difficult to find anything approaching a silver lining in the mayhem that has rocked Boston.  —  But Bradley Cooper is giving it his best.  —  The Oscar-nominated star, 38, in town filming a movie, paid a visit to hospitalized Jeff Bauman Jr. …

Hot Slut Of The Day!  —  Holotka!  —  Thank you to Videogum for introducing me to the bad ass bitch brilliance of my new favorite auto-tuned nightingale Holotka!  I'm guessing that Ark Music Factory, the ear-haters who brought us Rebecca Black, opened up a new department for recent divorcees …