Kim Kardashian & Kris Humphries — DIVORCE CASE SETTLED!!!  —  KIM K & KRIS H  —  DIVORCE CASE SETTLED!  —  EXCLUSIVE  —  9:00 AM PT — The judge just announced in court what we told you earlier today.  The divorce case is settled.  The terms have not been disclosed …

The Most Deranged Sorority Girl Email You Will Ever Read  —  There are two things the Delta Gamma sorority's University of Maryland chapter refuses to tolerate.  The first is Delta Gammas who are “LITERALLY being so f**king AWKWARD.”  The second is young ladies who are “so f**king BORING.”

The A-List Interview: Joel McHale  —  Whether he's cracking wise as host of The Soup or as vain ex-lawyer Jeff Winger on the wacky community college-set sitcom Community, now in its fourth season on NBC, Joel McHale looks good enough to be mistaken for gay.  Is it any wonder that men throw themselves at him?

Selena Gomez — Giving Justin Bieber Norwegian Wood  —  Giving Justin Bieber  —  NORWEGIAN WOOD  —  EXCLUSIVE DETAILS  —  Selena Gomez has landed in Norway ... and sources tell us she's on a mission ... to hook up with Justin Bieber.  —  Selena was spotted getting off a plane …

Exclusive: Edward Norton and Shauna Robertson Secretly Wed Before Son's Birth  —  Another surprise from one of Hollywood's most private couples!  Not only are Edward Norton and longtime love Shauna Robertson the proud parents of a healthy baby boy, but the low-key twosome are also happily wed …

TOPLESS BIKINI MELTDOWN!  —  The environmental effects wreaked on the ecosystem are still unknown after a somewhat pale Tanning Mom aka Patricia Krentcil attempted to bronze her luscious droopy topless flesh, balloon knot belly button and tatted up vadge in an unfortunate silver bikini on a quarantined New Jersey beach yesterday.

EXCLUSIVE: Nikki Blonsky Talks Friend Amanda Bynes' Recent Behavior: “I Don't Think It's a Breakdown”  —  Nikki Blonsky [inset] talks to Life & Style about her ‘Hairspray’ co-star Amanda Bynes — and her recent behavior.  —  Amanda Bynes' recent behavior keeps getting more peculiar …

PICS: Kate Hudson Flashes Legs in Sexy Gown, Reveals 34th Birthday Plans  —  Credit: Neilson Barnard/Getty Images for Tiffany & Co.  —  Kate Hudson kicked off her birthday celebrations a day early at the Tiffany & Co. Blue Book Ball in New York City Apr. 18, hanging with pals Gwyneth Paltrow and Sarah Jessica Parker.

HBO Developing South Beach Drama Produced By John Legend & Tony Krantz  —  EXCLUSIVE: In a competitive situation, HBO has bought for development Down Lo, a drama project from singer-songwriter John Legend and producer-director Tony Krantz.  Set in Miami's South Beach, the edgy ensemble drama explores …

Amanda Knox Talks for First Time about Agony of Jail, Joys of Freedom  —  She's been free since 2011, but Amanda Knox - who spent four years in Italian prison for murder - still faces moments of crippling anxiety, she tells PEOPLE Magazine exclusively.  —  During an emotional …

Will Ferrell, Jack Black Attached to Star in New Line's ‘Tag’ Movie (Exclusive)  —  Todd Garner's Broken Road is producing the comedy, which will be written by Mark Steilen  —  Will Ferrell and Jack Black are attached to star in “Tag Brothers,” a pitch based on a recent Wall Street Journal article …

Cameron Diaz in Early Talks to Make ‘Sex Tape’ With Jason Segel (Exclusive)  —  The Sony comedy would reunite the “Bad Teacher” stars with director Jake Kasdan  —  The trio behind Sony's surprise hit “Bad Teacher” is chalking up a reunion, as Cameron Diaz is in early talks to reteam …

PICS: Nate Berkus and Jeremiah Brent Kiss After Engagement, Wear Matching Denim Outfits  —  With a wedding in the works, Nate Berkus and Jeremiah Brent look more in love than ever!  Four days after Us Weekly broke the news that the interior designer and the fashion stylist got engaged …

Taylor Swift On the Hunt Again — For Mansions  —  On the Hunt Again ...  For Mansions  —  EXCLUSIVE  —  For everyone who thought Taylor Swift was a little psycho for allegedly buying a house in Hyannis Port, MA to be next door to her BF ... well it may be she's just a smart real estate investor …

Nipple tattooing sweeps UK as women strive for ‘perfect boobs’  —  Liverpool gave us the Scouse Brow; Essex, the vajazzle.  Now comes nipple tattooing, otherwise known as ‘tittooing’, the latest beauty craze for women.  Radhika Sanghani reports from the front line.  —  It started with brow definition.